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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - The Monahans and MacGoverns (S04E04)

"Title : "The Monahans and MacGoverns""
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"*MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES*"
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"I love you, Josephine Monahan."
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"I love you too, Clayton MacGovern."
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"- I want to be with you. - You're with me right now."
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"No, not just sneaking around in a barn at night."
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"You know that can't be."
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"Neither of our families would allow it."
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"Then run away with me! To hell with our families!"
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"Shh, shh!"
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"Oh no, it's my brother, Tucker, and his stupid friend, J.D."
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"They're probably drunk. You gotta get out of here, Clayton."
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"Tucker'll shoot you dead if he catches you on our property."
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"Also because you just had your **** inside me."
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"- It still is. - What are you talking about?"
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"I'm still inside of you, pretty Josephine."
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"Oh."
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"Well, then, you best get going."
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"I'll go out and distract him while you sneak out the back."
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"I'll see you tomorrow night."
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"You bet your little penis you will."
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"Hey, J.D., you got any more beer in that cooler?"
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"No, Tuck, we're out. Don't you got any weed?"
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"Yeah, I got weed, you dumb-ass."
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"I got a stash in the barn. What the..."
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"Don't you point that at me!"
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"Jo-Jo, what the **** are you doing in the barn?"
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"I was just riding one of the stallions."
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"Was the stallion's name Clayton MacGovern?"
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"Oh, shut up, J.D.!"
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"Run, Clayton!"
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"Let's get him!"
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""Dear Mike Tyson Mystery Team,"
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"I'm in love with a girl, and she's in love with me."
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"But, unfortunately, our families have been in a feud"
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"going back generations,"
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"so our love cannot be."
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"Please help. Yours very truly, Clayton MacGovern."
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"Do you know anything about how to increase penis size?"
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"Asking for a friend.""
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"Oh, Yung, uh, you actually do know something about increasing penis size."
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"- What? - Yeah, yeah."
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"Because I watched you shower this morning,"
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"and you increased my penis size."
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"Up-high, Marquess!"
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"Pigeon, her father is standing right here."
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"Which is why I didn't say what I wanted to say,"
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"which is that I watched her shower"
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"and slather soap all over her naked body,"
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"and I didn't get hard."
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"Not even remotely."
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"But I did not say that precisely,"
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"because I didn't want to offend her father."
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"And I appreciate that, Pigeon."
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"To the Mystery Mobile!"
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"Hey. Hey, hold up."
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"Mike! Hold up, team!"
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"Where you guys going?"
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"Wyoming. There's a family feud involving a tiny penis."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Uh, but before you take on their mystery,"
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"which I know you'll solve because you guys are the best,"
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"and I know I don't tell you that enough..."
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"Oh, my God. Just get to the point."
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"I hear you, Yung. Economy of words."
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"Precision in communication."
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"Jesus!"
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"Hey, **** you, Pigeon! Okay, Mike."
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"As you know, I've been going through some tough times of late."
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"I've incurred massive debts and tax liabilities"
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"that I can never hope to repay."
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"But, if I understand Nevada tax law correctly,"
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"I would be shielded from this grievance"
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"if I were "mentally disabled""
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"and "not someone who could take care of themselves.""
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"I'm with you so far. Go on."
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"Okay, okay. So, in this scenario,"
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"you would be my caregiver, and the Mike Tyson Mystery team"
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"would now be a "daycare center.""
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"Hmm, I like that."
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"Okay, good, good. So an inspector will come out to the house"
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"and make sure we have **** like outer protectors,"
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"bumpers around any sharp corners,"
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"a gate in front of the stairs, etcetera."
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"And I will handle all of that."
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"I can't thank you enough, Deezy."
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"Unfortunately, the state does require"
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"that all daycare providers take a CPR certification class."
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"You know, in case, God forbid, I choke on a hot dog or a marble."
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"Oh, God, don't even say such a thing, Deezy."
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"I'm going to run, not walk, to that CPR class."
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"Michael, this is silly."
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"Get in the van!"
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"I wish I could, Marquess,"
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"but man, like I said, I'm gonna run, not walk."
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"I wish I had said I was gonna drive, not walk,"
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"but I didn't, and I'm a man to my word."
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"So, are we still going to Wyoming, or..."
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"What is happening?"
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"I feel so bad for this Clayton boy."
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"When families don't support their children in matters of the heart..."
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"I... I mean, you love who you love, and..."
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"I'm just, um..."
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"Feeling lots of feelings, and, uh..."
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"Really? Really."
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"No one cares."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I was listening to music."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I was listening to you."
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"I don't care what you're feeling."
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"Look, I didn't support my son, Bosie,"
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"when he fell in love with Oscar Wilde"
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"and I'll be damned if I allow these parents"
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"to make the same mistake I did. I just..."
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"So much guilt, so much shame."
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"I'm sorry, Marquess. I am really sorry."
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"Maybe I wasn't clear when I said"
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"I don't care what you're feeling,"
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"I should have just said, "Stop talking!""
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"Guess who's certified in CPR, bitches?"
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"I'm sorry, Yung, I didn't mean to call you a bitch."
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