Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Disenchantment (2018) - Tiabeanie Falls (S02E02)

"[opening theme music playing]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[man] Hey!"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Oh, my! I never thought I'd live to braid a queen's hair."
Disenchantment (2018)
"I always thought you'd be dead in a ditch by now."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Why is it that every time you're braiding my hair"
Disenchantment (2018)
"you tell me I'm going to die?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[grunting]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Braids hurt my brain."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Okay, let's get this coronation over with."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Mop Girl, fetch me my royal stompers."
Disenchantment (2018)
"But what about your glass slippers, ma'am?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Oh, you're so going to die."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[regal horn music playing]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"So, now that you're gonna be queen, does that mean we all move up a notch?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"I just thought since the three of us are kind of an item,"
Disenchantment (2018)
"you know, we'd maybe share the throne? Huh?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Do they have a crown for best friends?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"As your new royal assassin,"
Disenchantment (2018)
"I can arrange for Elfo to fall down a flight of stairs"
Disenchantment (2018)
"in a comical yet suspicious manner. Ow!"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Boys, this is serious."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Being on the throne's a huge, horrible responsibility."
Disenchantment (2018)
"But if I'm gonna do this, I gotta do it right."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Yes, of course."
Disenchantment (2018)
"I didn't get an answer on that best friend crown."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Oh! You showed up. Okay, showtime."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Nice dress. Let's get this circus underway."
Disenchantment (2018)
"♪ Queen Beanie, chili beanie ♪"
Disenchantment (2018)
"♪ Boo dee bee dee-- ♪ [yelps]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Now, you listen up and you listen good."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Bean is going to be queen."
Disenchantment (2018)
"And the queen can no longer associate with those who are beneath her."
Disenchantment (2018)
"You are dismissed."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Did we just get dumped?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"I look to you as the world's foremost authority."
Disenchantment (2018)
"The key to getting dumped is not knowing how to take a hint."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[trumpets playing regal tune]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Aw! Bean reserved a seat for me."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[grunts] I mean, it's unreal."
Disenchantment (2018)
"I can't believe I'm forced to sit in the back"
Disenchantment (2018)
"with the fops and dandies and the merchant class."
Disenchantment (2018)
"I am a royal suck-up, damn it!"
Disenchantment (2018)
"-[Luci] Sorry, this seat is taken. -[Elfo] Shut up."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[trumpets playing]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[shoes squelching]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[shoes continue squelching]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"All rise!"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[struggling]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[Luci] Hmm."
Disenchantment (2018)
"So, um, just wondering, in terms of our relationship, how are we?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"I still don't like you or your eyeball, but you have valuable experience."
Disenchantment (2018)
"So we're okay for now."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Plus, I like to keep my enemies close."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Well, then, consider me your number one enemy."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[chuckles]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[piano music playing]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[beeping]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Ah! The Crown. My favorite show."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, hags and geezers,"
Disenchantment (2018)
"we are gathered here today--"
Disenchantment (2018)
"-Just do it! -[scoffs]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"And what shall be your first words"
Disenchantment (2018)
"as Queen Tiabeanie the First, Ruler of the Glorious Dreamland Empire?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"What the hell? This crown can suck it."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[crowd gasps]"
Disenchantment (2018)
""This crown can suck it.""
Disenchantment (2018)
"Queen Tiabeanie, where are you going?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"I want to address all my subjects,"
Disenchantment (2018)
"not just the snooty ones with scepters up their butts."
Disenchantment (2018)
"How did she know? [groans]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[fanfare]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[crowd cheering]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"-I'm friends with her. -[man] Really?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Then perhaps you can tell me why, for centuries,"
Disenchantment (2018)
"only a male heir can be crowned, but now this?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"I mean, this kingdom has rules, and to change them willy-nilly--"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Herman, you're leaning out the window again."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Stop tempting fate."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[groans]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[thud]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Who did that?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[crowd cheering]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"All right, thank you."
Disenchantment (2018)
"-Okay, that's enough. Settle down. -[crowd continues cheering]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"If you're cheering and clapping while I'm talking,"
Disenchantment (2018)
"that means you're not listening."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[shouting] Okay, shut up!"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Thank you. Now listen."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Although I'm your ruler and that makes me all superior or whatever,"
Disenchantment (2018)
"I feel like I know each and every one of you."
Disenchantment (2018)
"I've shopped at your stores and peed in your fountains."
Disenchantment (2018)
"I've gotten high in your drug dens and I passed out in your barrels."
Disenchantment (2018)
"So I want you to consider me more like your friend."
Disenchantment (2018)
"-[Turbish] Hi, friend. -Hi, Turbish."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[Turbish] Hi, friend."
Disenchantment (2018)
"I beg you, do not respond."
Disenchantment (2018)
"-[Turbish] Hi, Odval. -[sighs]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"-[thud] -[Turbish] Ow, Odval."
Disenchantment (2018)
"And when a friend might want to break some unfortunate news to you,"
Disenchantment (2018)
"and not have you panic, because it's really bad news…"
Disenchantment (2018)
"She's trying not to panic herself."
Disenchantment (2018)
"As your queen, I command you"
Disenchantment (2018)
"to run for your lives in an orderly fashion,"
Disenchantment (2018)
"and definitely don't look behind you."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[all] Huh?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"I said don't look behind you!"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[all screaming]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[grunts]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[both grunt]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[dramatic music playing]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"[Elfo] Ew, green."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[wind whooshing]"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Big Jo."
Disenchantment (2018)
"That's right, Big Jo."
Disenchantment (2018)
"And Porky."
Disenchantment (2018)
"Who said that?"
Disenchantment (2018)
"Big Jo? I thought he was dead. He looks like a cadaver."
Disenchantment (2018)
"That can still be arranged."
Disenchantment (2018)
"No, don't shoot."
Disenchantment (2018)
"[grunts]"
Disenchantment (2018)
Show more clips