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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Bare Midriff (S07E07)

"- Oh, yeah. - I never heard a..."
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"That is, like, not human, that sound."
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"- She's a great actress. - Great actress."
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"Why? - Because you believe that it's real."
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"Cheryl!"
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"Yeah, that air conditioner is... I don't know."
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"Oh, here we go. Don't worry about it."
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"There we go."
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"- Does that sound better? - Yeah, it's a little better."
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"All right, you guys need anything else?"
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"- Okay, thanks, Maureen. - Yeah."
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"We can't fire her."
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"Why not?"
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"Are you crazy? You do it."
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"- I do well? - Yes!"
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"You're smart and eloquent, that's what you are."
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"for, you know, lightness"
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"Remember the cook? How you told her she was using too much mayonnaise?"
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"We'll choose."
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"Okay, thank you. Bye."
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"- Hey, Larry. - Hey."
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"- What's going on? - Not too much."
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"We kind of have a little bit of a problem..."
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"Because if a man was wearing this, you wouldn't go out and say anything to him."
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"Even if it was a man, I wouldn't want to see that."
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"- Why do you keep doing this? - Do I?"
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"You can flaunt 2/3 of the day outside of the office."
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""oooh, what's under that?""
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"- I'm not gonna go buy your socks for you anymore. - Yeah, I'll buy my own socks."
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"Done!"
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"Jerry: I cannot believe she's gone."
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"But isn't that really why you sent me in?"
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"What's he doing?"
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"( Exhales )"
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"- yeah. Yeah. - Nothing? You just sit behind them and wait?"
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"- Can you do a little... huh? - The gentle honk?"
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"- I do a great excuse me. - It's a language."
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"- By the way. - What?"
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"to get through a sandwich?"
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"I don't know. I use a lot of napkins."
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"I can see. But I'm... can I... I want to eat something."
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"Come on, scootch over."
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"How many years you guys... you know this guy? You're close friends."
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"as opposed to turning around and straining my neck."
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"It'll be to your right. It works to your advantage."
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"I'm... I... I can't believe it."
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"- I can't either! - Why don't... I'll go meet you upstairs."
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"- I got an odd, um... - No."
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"you prob... um..."
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"- audition, yeah. - I have to audition for this part?"
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"- I thought you said I had it. - No, you do have it."
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"So the audition is the swearing in. It's nothing."
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"- All right, well... - All right, so..."
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"- Yeah. - For the formality."
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"I can't believe that you would have the audacity"
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"He lives in his own mind. He doesn't know anything about it."
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"that we wouldn't hire for various reasons... - absolutely!"
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"was our nanny for years and years"
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"and right now she's going through a very rough time. All right?"
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"Honestly, I don't even know what I was thinking about."
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"My stomach? What does that mean?"
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"You know, the protuberance and the whole... all of it."
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"Hi, honey. The traffic was unbelievable."
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"Oh no."
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"This is my boss. This is Larry."
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"You ever think you'd get a guy like me?"
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"Hey! ( Honking )"
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"- What are you doing? - Just let him go."
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"- You bastard! Go ahead, pull over. - Just keep going."
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"* bad about my baby, oh no *"
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"* don't say nothing bad about my baby. *"
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"- That's unbelievable. - It is."
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"But people don't kill you for shushing."
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"Oh."
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"- I'm just gonna take off. - Oh, hey, Larry."
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"12. Let me ask you something."
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"You don't call back for an official goodbye, do you?"
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"and you have your friend rules."
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"- I mean, a regular guy? - Lewis."
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"Were you in the wind-down phase of the call?"
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"In that register? That "all right!""
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"It was... there's no way water could get up there."
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"I think every erection is a miracle."
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"I have to quit."
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"- I'm sorry, you guys. - Oooh."
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"Um, I have to ask you a favor though."
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"We need a cosigner. I would normally never... - you got it!"
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"- Tell her who I am. - Larry "how can I help" davi."
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"- Yes. - It would have to be done by 3:00 tomorrow."
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"- Yes yes! I'll sign anything. - Really?"
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"The good work."
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"Larry: No no, don't worry, Maureen."
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"All right, I'll see you at 3:00."
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"Hey you! Put the napkins back."
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"Two, are you kidding? I got a chicken parmesan sub here."
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"I had a handicapped kid in here yesterday... know how many napkins he got?"
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"- Fine. Here. - Thank you very much."
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"- Thank you for your business. - Okay."
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"Damn it."
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"Where'd you... where'd you buy that sandwich?"
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"Oh, come on! Are you serious?"
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"and the bald head. Bald with glasses for sure."
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"Four and six, step forward please."
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"- It feels good, huh? - Oh my god, I can't believe you kept it all these years."
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"- It's a long story. - Let me tell you something,"
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"when I called you about that gift, okay, the phones went out."
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"- I must just be such a wuss. - That's very sweet of you."
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"- So Lewis is gonna be okay? - Yeah. Unscathed."
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"I went to... I went to go visit him."
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"I'm thinking that counts as a visit though, wouldn't you say?"
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"- You know what? I gotta go pee, so... - All right."
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"Yeah, then maybe wrestle naked like Oliver Reed and Alan bates."
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"- You hear it, right? - Yes!"
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"Larry! Oh my gosh."
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"Oh no! Please..."
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"- Hold on. - Ahhhh."
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"( Theme music playing )"
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"- Jeez. - ( toilet flushing )"
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"What are you doing in there?"
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