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Clips from Dinosaurs - The Mighty Megalosaurus (S01E01)

"but living just long enough to see that first vulture swoop down"
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"and pick out my eyes? It's a tie. Give me a beer."
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"CREATURES: Aw!"
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"Well, I had a rather interesting day."
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"Frances, I'm done raising the kids. They're 12 and 14. They're done."
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"I figure whatever they're going to be, they're it."
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"You really should ask me about my day, Earl."
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"Look, Fran, I say this with all love and everything,"
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"but I don't give a damn about your day."
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"Ask me about my day."
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"Frances, nothing that happened in your little day"
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"has any impact on how I'm gonna live the rest of my life."
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"(SODA CAN CLATTERS)"
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"That better be breakfast."
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"So, Mom, stop me if I'm being, like, insensitive or anything,"
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"Looks like you're just going to have to stop thinking"
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"of your father and me as a couple of old dinosaurs, huh?"
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"Did you and Daddy really want to have another baby, Mom?"
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"Charlene, we feel the same way about this little egg"
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"as we felt about Robbie and you."
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"How in the hell could this have happened?"
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"Gee, Daddy, just when you've almost got Robbie and me out of the house,"
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"you go ahead and have another baby. (SCOFFS)"
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"Yeah, and this baby won't be leaving for college till it's 18,"
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"which effectively pretty much covers your allotted life span."
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"-(ROARS) -...or not."
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"In my 60s, Fran."
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"-Unless there's nothing in that egg. -What?"
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"Well, have you held it up to the light yet?"
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"-Oh, don't be silly. -Well, then how do you know"
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"We had three duds before we had Charlene."
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"Oh, oh, oh, I'm having an anxiety attack here, Fran."
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"And maybe I don't need to because maybe there's nothing in there."
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"Oh, oh, oh, not that I'm saying anything bad"
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"What I'm trying to say is that life holds"
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"-(SUCKING THUMB) -(HEART BEATING)"
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"Sweetheart, what do you think about doing the walls of the baby's room"
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"in a cute little dancing caveman motif?"
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"I'm 43 years old. I haven't been to Europe."
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"Cavemen are all the rage with the little ones, right, sweetheart?"
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"Earl?"
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"-You took a walk? -I took a long walk."
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"Remember I told you that dinosaurs used to live in the forest,"
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"-a long time ago? -Me."
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"And how we came out of the forest to get married and have families?"
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"-Am I in the story yet? -Well,"
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"I went back to the forest to see if we were right."
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"(EARL SCREAMS)"
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"Okay, this is it. The wilderness of my ancestors,"
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"where my spirit belongs and my soul longs to be."
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"(SHIVERS) Eh. So what?"
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"Small price to pay for the freedom to do whatever I want."
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"Whoa, sack time."
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"Hey, what am I looking for, a bed?"
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"The rocks are my pillows, and my blanket is the freezing air."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"(LOUD ANIMAL AND BIRD CALLING)"
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"This is nuts!"
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"How could wild dinosaurs get any sleep out here?"
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"-What, what? Oh! -(RUSTLING)"
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"Oh, okay. Halt! Who goes there?"
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"Just come out with your hands up and offer me your meaty portions"
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"because you have unwillingly stumbled into the lair of the Mighty Megalosaurus."
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"-Do we know each other? -Yeah, we know each other."
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"In fact, my main course last night was supposed to be you stew."
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"But right now, I'm gonna settle for come-as-you-are tartare."
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"Oh, well, if you plan on eating me, please, go ahead."
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"-You'd be doing me a favor, actually. -What do you mean?"
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"Well, I used to live here, right on this spot."
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"I don't know where my family went."
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"Oh, well, uh, that's awfully sporting of you there, uh..."
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"-Arthur. Arthur Rizzic. -Earl. Earl Sinclair."
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"-How you doing? -Glad to know you."
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"You know, I'm gonna let you in on something there, Rizzic."
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"You're really better off being rid of your family."
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"-Yeah? -Oh, sure."
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"You support them, you give them all of your money,"
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"you put food on the table... No offense there, Rizzic."
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"-None taken. -And what do they do for you?"
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"They get you fired from the only thing you were ever good at."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Yeah, and I've done you a favor there, Rizzic,"
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"because now, without your family, you're wild and untamed and free."
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"-Eh? -Look, Earl,"
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"maybe I've just got a different perspective"
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"from my place in the food chain."
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"-What do you mean? -Well, if I was a big dinosaur like you"
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"and everybody respected me and listened to me..."
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"Everybody listens to you, right?"
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"-Oh, yeah. Sure... -Well, then maybe"
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"I wouldn't need a family."
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"But to tell you the truth, my family is all that listens to me."
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"My house is the only place in the world where I'm the boss."
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"just alone out here in the cold."
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"Of course, your kind rules the world, so you wouldn't understand."
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"Uh, no, no. Of course not. I rule the world."
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"I'm the, uh, Mighty, uh, whatever."
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"So, why don't you just devour me, and let's call it a night."
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"(SHUDDERING)"
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"-Get out of here. -(WHIMPERS)"
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"I'm too tired to eat. There's no ketchup. There's no beverage."
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"Oh, this stinks!"
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"Oh, let me just sit down and die,"
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"(SNIFFS) What's that?"
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"(SNIFFING) That smells like..."
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"(GASPS) It is!"
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"That's Fran's mastodon surprise. Out here in the wilderness!"
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"I'm saved! Oh!"
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"Huh? Hey!"
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"Hey, whoa!"
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"(GRUNTING) Oh!"
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"EARL: I could've made it out here. FRAN: Of course, dear."
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"EARL: So... (SIGHS) What's for dessert? FRAN: Chocolate hippo cake at home."
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"EARL: Ooh!"
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"EARL: Uh, how you doing there, Mr. Richfield? Sir?"
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"Uh, pursuant to the matter of severing me from my job,"
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"Uh, you've had a change of heart, my captain?"
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"No. I have had a report from my new assistant."
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"No family, here all day and night, nowhere else to go."
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