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Clips from Dinosaurs - The Mighty Megalosaurus (S01E01)

"(TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
Dinosaurs
"This just in..."
Dinosaurs
"You turn off that television, you're gonna be one sorry little dinosaur."
Dinosaurs
"Well, some dinosaurs wondered if they were doing the right thing."
Dinosaurs
"-EARL: Whoa! -Ah!"
Dinosaurs
"Was that dinner?"
Dinosaurs
"Hey! Frozen dinner. Oh, that's great!"
Dinosaurs
"I come home to a frozen dinner on today of all days."
Dinosaurs
"-It's paycheck day. -Paycheck day. The day I get my check!"
Dinosaurs
"And, uh, your apology would go, how?"
Dinosaurs
"And if the Thunder Lizard wants a 90-inch television set,"
Dinosaurs
"The Tyrannosaurus rex is king of the dinosaurs."
Dinosaurs
"Here's my report card. I'll see you around the swamp."
Dinosaurs
"Ow! I knew it."
Dinosaurs
"Look, I'm just having a hard time with numbers and dates."
Dinosaurs
"because if this is the year 60,000,003, why is next year 60,000,002?"
Dinosaurs
"Uh... Uh, Frannie?"
Dinosaurs
"Maybe we should consider hiring Robbie a tutor."
Dinosaurs
"How much could a tutor cost?"
Dinosaurs
"Dad, I am begging you to understand I have no potential."
Dinosaurs
"Come on, Earl. You know the right thing to do."
Dinosaurs
"The right thing to do."
Dinosaurs
"-Am I at work? -No."
Dinosaurs
"-Am I at work? -Yes. Yes."
Dinosaurs
"This is new, experimental stuff."
Dinosaurs
"after my family spends every cent I've got."
Dinosaurs
"-And why not? -Well, he's..."
Dinosaurs
"And have you recently seen the size of his teeth?"
Dinosaurs
"-Yeah. -Yeah."
Dinosaurs
"Ow!"
Dinosaurs
"Twenty years you work here, I never would've figured"
Dinosaurs
"Best thing in the world. You'll thank me."
Dinosaurs
"What a day. (SIGHS)"
Dinosaurs
"CREATURE 1: No, no, no! Please, please! CREATURE 2: Mine, mine! Mine, mine!"
Dinosaurs
"Do you want to know about my day?"
Dinosaurs
"Oh, yeah?"
Dinosaurs
"but you and Dad can still have children?"
Dinosaurs
"So, you've either gotta be the most dedicated father in the world..."
Dinosaurs
"I'm going to be in my 60s before I get my life back."
Dinosaurs
"this egg isn't a dud. It happens. It happens all the time."
Dinosaurs
"-No, we had two duds and Robbie. -I'm saying!"
Dinosaurs
"about the virtues of family life, but... Oh, jeez, you're killing me, Fran."
Dinosaurs
"such enormous possibilities, as long as there's nothing in there."
Dinosaurs
"Earl?"
Dinosaurs
"-Because of me? -Well, because of a lot of things."
Dinosaurs
"But mostly me."
Dinosaurs
"I'm gonna bite you now."
Dinosaurs
"(CHUCKLING)"
Dinosaurs
"-Oh! -You!"
Dinosaurs
"There used to be a tree here, and I lived in it with my family."
Dinosaurs
"Now, some idiot knocked over these trees. I know my insurance doesn't cover that."
Dinosaurs
"Look, just eat me and get it over with, will you?"
Dinosaurs
"Family's one of civilization's worst ideas."
Dinosaurs
"You knocked all these trees down?"
Dinosaurs
"-So, then, uh, without your family... -I'm completely nothing,"
Dinosaurs
"-Uh, yeah, yeah. Okay. -Okay."
Dinosaurs
"-(EARL GROWLS) -(CONTINUES SHUDDERING)"
Dinosaurs
"-Huh? -I said go on, get out of here!"
Dinosaurs
"-ARTHUR: I won't forget this. -(SCOFFS)"
Dinosaurs
"because I'm just a total disgrace to my ancestors."
Dinosaurs
"I thought there might be the matter of, uh, severance pay."
Dinosaurs
"How you doing?"
Dinosaurs
"-How much? -Yeah, imperceptible."
Dinosaurs
"And I got to treat you with respect and deference?"
Dinosaurs
"What a world."
Dinosaurs
"Oh, the baby want to come out soon?"
Dinosaurs
"-Earl, a paycheck! -Note the imperceptible raise."
Dinosaurs
"All right, look, I'm gonna say this one time."
Dinosaurs
"Oh, it's adorable."
Dinosaurs
"Uh, Daddy..."
Dinosaurs
"Mmm."
Dinosaurs
"Honey, I'm home."
Dinosaurs
"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Dinosaurs
"A meteor three times the size of Earth is heading towards us"
Dinosaurs
"in a collision course that will result"
Dinosaurs
"in the extinction of all life on this planet."
Dinosaurs
"No, it's not."
Dinosaurs
"Oh, good."
Dinosaurs
"-(CHANGES CHANNEL) -(CREATURE SCREECHING)"
Dinosaurs
"Ah, wrestling. (CHUCKLES)"
Dinosaurs
"(INDISTINCT COMMENTARY ON TV)"
Dinosaurs
"Don't you touch that remote control."
Dinosaurs
"Don't you pick that up."
Dinosaurs
"-I'm sorry! -Give me that back."
Dinosaurs
"-Story. -No story."
Dinosaurs
"-Story! -No story."
Dinosaurs
"-Story. -No story. Give me that back!"
Dinosaurs
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families."
Dinosaurs
"They lived in the woods and ate their children,"
Dinosaurs
"-and it was a golden age. -(CHUCKLES) Then what?"
Dinosaurs
"Well, then one day, not very long ago,"
Dinosaurs
"daddy dinosaurs and mommy dinosaurs started getting married"
Dinosaurs
"and living in houses and raising children."
Dinosaurs
"And lived happily ever after."
Dinosaurs
"-Well, that was the idea. -What happened?"
Dinosaurs
"-I wanna be in the story. -You are..."
Dinosaurs
"-Oh. -...but it starts before you were born."
Dinosaurs
"Your mother was cooking dinner as usual..."
Dinosaurs
"-Mmm-hmm. -...and dinner was trying to escape,"
Dinosaurs
"as usual."
Dinosaurs
"(PANTING)"
Dinosaurs
"MAN: (ON TV) Show us what's coming up next?"
Dinosaurs
"-WOMAN: Housewives... -Mmm!"
Dinosaurs
"...tired of chasing dinner all over the house?"
Dinosaurs
"Then you'll want this beautiful 32-piece cookware set"
Dinosaurs
"-featuring the new creature screen. -Mmm!"
Dinosaurs
"Hey, lady, you might want to see this."
Dinosaurs
"MAN: Well, Arlene, we've got 700,000 left."
Dinosaurs
"-And at the rate they're going... -Ah!"
Dinosaurs
"Fran, I'm home. I'm hungry. (GROANS)"
Dinosaurs
"Oh, oh, I'm stuck in the door again."
Dinosaurs
"Earl, they're selling the most wonderful thing here on TV."
Dinosaurs
"Why is there no dinner on the table, Fran?"
Dinosaurs
"-Yikes! -FRAN: Hey!"
Dinosaurs
"Did dinner just run out of here through my legs?"
Dinosaurs
"They've got these new pots and pans with creature screens."
Dinosaurs
"If you love me, you'll get them for me."
Dinosaurs
"-Do you love me? -(GROANS)"
Dinosaurs
"-I just got home. -(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)"
Dinosaurs
"There's nothing in here. There's no dinner, there's no vegetables."
Dinosaurs
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