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Clips from Dinosaurs - The Mighty Megalosaurus (S01E01)

"Dinner ate the vegetables."
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"And then just left like that? Without coffee?"
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"Well, he's never coming back."
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"-Hi, Daddy. How was your day? -Not a dime, Charlene."
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"Daddy, can't I even say hello"
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"without you thinking that I want something?"
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"-A sweater. I just want a sweater. -And I just want dinner."
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"And it don't look good for either one of us."
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"You can have a frozen dinner, Earl. We've got a frozen dinner right here."
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"Obviously, you forget what today is, Fran."
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"And it says how much I make."
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"I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll set the table."
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"Pots and pans. To cook your dinner with. Dinner for you."
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"Gee, I don't know where my apology should begin."
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"Oh, come on, honey, you know I'd buy you the moon."
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"-I just want the pots. -No. Uh-uh."
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"-Why not? -Because for once,"
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"there's something I want. It's unbelievable"
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"that I should actually want to spend my money on something for me,"
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"something I no longer feel I can be without it."
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"-What's that? -A 90-inch television set."
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"-Earl Snead Sinclair! -Oh, God. My whole name."
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"-I am your wife. -And I'm the Mighty Megalosaurus!"
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"The king of the dinosaurs! The Thunder Lizard!"
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"he's gonna get a 90-inch television set. So, what do you have to say about that?"
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"-That's debatable. -No, it's not. I dated one in high school."
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"Oh."
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"-(DOOR OPENS) -Look, this whole entire"
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"going to school concept doesn't work and isn't gonna last, okay?"
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"Says here you don't apply yourself. Says here you've got potential."
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"Ow! I knew it."
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"-Why? -Well,"
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"Why counting backwards? What are we waiting for?"
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"Maybe you ask too many questions?"
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"-Eh... -School's not for asking questions."
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"It's a place you go to be out of this house."
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"Hey, could we get Connie DeSalvo? 'Cause I could be motivated"
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"-to study with her. -Come on, Earl."
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"Exactly the same price as a 90-inch television, Fran."
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"Because that's the way my life works."
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"And I'm not giving up my TV"
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"just because he's not working up to his potential."
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"Potential."
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"-Am I in the story yet? -I'm getting to you."
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"-What happened next? -I went to work."
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"-Why? -Because your mother makes me."
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"-Am I at work? -No."
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"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
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"(SAWING)"
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"MAN: We need three men!"
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"-Morning, Ed. -Morning, Sid."
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"Why is the right thing to do always the one"
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"where I have to spend all my money on nothing I get?"
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"Well, now, isn't this the choice you made, pally boy?"
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"Getting married, having a wife and kids, and not eating them?"
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"I would just for once like to have some money in my pocket"
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"Well, then you better march yourself into that trailer"
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"and ask Richfield for a raise."
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"Oh, well, I don't... I don't normally talk to Mr. Richfield."
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"I'm just a regular tree pusher, and he's executive supervisor."
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"Well, that just may be, Earl,"
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"but this is for your family now, for your future."
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"EARL: So, Roy, you really think the boss would give me a raise?"
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"ROY: Yeah. You gave this company the best years of your life."
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"Yeah, well, maybe not the best years,"
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"but certainly the least miserable years of a generally crummy time I'm having."
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"-Eh, that's the spirit. -Maybe I should go in there right now."
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"Attaboy, Mr. Stand-up-to-the-boss Sinclair."
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"-I'm gonna give that guy what's what. -You're gonna tell him where to get off."
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"-Uh, want to come in with me? -No. Big teeth."
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"(EARL WHIMPERS)"
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"-(WOOD CREAKS) -(CLOCK TICKING)"
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"Hmm. Hmm. Hmm."
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"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Richfield."
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"Oh, God."
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"Why aren't you out there knocking down trees?"
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"You're right. I should be. I'm leaving. I'm getting out of here. Thank you."
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"I have a family, Mr. Richfield."
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"I can't afford to get my wife a present,"
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"and I can't afford to buy my children"
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"the things that I'd like to."
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"Tree pushers get $4 an hour."
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"Well, I need a raise."
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"(SIGHS) Sinclair, you dog."
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"you had it in you to come in here and take me on,"
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"but take me on, you do. Mano a mano. One on one."
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"That's guts ball, Sinclair. I like a guy who plays guts ball!"
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"-Like it! -(BOTH WHIMPER)"
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"EARL: Oh, well, thank you, sir."
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"So, I guess I'm going to have to take your little ultimatum seriously, aren't I?"
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"Oh, I would appreciate that, sir."
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"Well, a guy comes in here, puts a gun to my head..."
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"-Oh, no, no, no, I meant no gun, sir. -...must be prepared"
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"to back up his threat."
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"So, I'm gonna ask you. You want a raise, or what?"
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"Uh... Or not."
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"What puts you in a position to come in here with your slate of demands?"
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"Well, uh, I got a wife and a family."
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"-Well, where is this my fault? -I'm not blaming you."
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"Then why do I have to pay for your family?"
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"-I just need more money. -Eh."
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"The way I see it, you don't need more money. You need less family!"
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"Well, obviously, you do, since you're ready to quit your job for them."
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"-What? -You face me down,"
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"demand more money. I ain't gonna give it to you."
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"So, you got no alternative but to look me in the eye and say..."
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"-I'm sorry. -"I quit!""
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"I quit?"
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"Oh, well, sorry to lose you, Sinclair. All these years."
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"But, sir, I like this company."
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"I always dreamed I'd go somewhere with this company."
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"You are what you are, and that's all you're ever gonna be,"
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"except not with this company."
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"-But, sir... -Thank me!"
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"Uh, thank you. Thank you ever so... Uh, Mr... Goodbye."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"-How was your day, dear? -Compared to what, Fran?"
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"Compared to walking off a cliff? Falling 10,000 feet,"
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