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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Nanny from Hell (S03E03)

"I was just curious."
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"- Now I'm not gonna get in. - Not the Bartlett's."
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"You're kidding, is she okay?"
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"You should never have brought it up, Larry. Fuck."
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"All right, I'll be right home."
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"Your nanny attacked Susie."
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"Hey, do you want me to...?"
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"- I can't watch this now. - Go?"
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"If you leave me now, I collapse."
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"You "clapse"?"
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"Yeah, I'll collapse."
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"What's wrong with... yeah, I mean..."
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"- "Collapse," I say. - No, "C-L-A-P-S-E.""
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"You don't say "co-llapse," you say "claps.""
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"- Who's that? - That's the kid."
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"Why is the porn baby here?"
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"Because he fired his nanny. He doesn't have a nanny."
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"He has to take care of the kid now."
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"I don't want a little kid watching my specials."
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"His father's here too, so I guess he decided to come."
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"I don't want a baby in the screening."
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"That's a good sign for the quote."
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"He's here, he came."
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"Oh, Christ, that really was great,"
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"but it's too much and it threw me."
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"I took some time off and I was a little burned out."
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"- I hate this show. - It's a grown-up show."
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"I have to sit through your cartoons, you watch this one."
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"- I want popcorn. - It's not that kind of theater."
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"- I want a soda. - Hey, shh."
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"Shh, yourself."
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"- You shh, "poopyhead." - No, you shush, dodo brain."
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"- You're a dodo brain. - You're a dodo brain."
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"No, these are all new and improved dysfunctions."
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"- You're stupid. - You're stupid."
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"- No, I'm not, you are. - No, you are."
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"Don't speak to us again, all right? I'm warning you."
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"He wouldn't be here if you didn't fire that nanny."
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"I wouldn't have had to fire her if some asshole didn't bribe her."
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"Fuck h-yoo."
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"Hugh!"
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"Hugh!"
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"Everything okay? I called three times last night."
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"I haven't checked the messages. I've been unbelievably busy."
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"Superstition... she was right, you never should have told me."
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"Larry, that nanny, she was a sicko."
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"She was a mental case. She was sick."
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"What, the nanny? Oh my God."
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"- She was mentally ill. - I didn't know anything about that,"
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"or I'd never have recommended her."
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"Well, she needs to be put away, this woman."
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"Well, what happened?"
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"I left Sammy alone in her room watching TV."
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"is like watching some "Looney Tunes" cartoon"
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"- and went crazy. - Oh, yeah. You know why?"
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"and she kept hearing that song over and over."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Larry, she went crazy, I'm telling you."
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"- She started going wacky. - What did she do?"
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"She starts fighting with me."
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"She grabbed my arm."
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"She starts pulling me back and forth."
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"All of a sudden, I'm fighting with this crazy woman."
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"I mean, physically fighting."
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"Out on the deck?"
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"Yeah, like struggling and fighting."
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"Oh my God. And then what happened?"
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"She pushed me over the rail."
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"This crazy woman pushed me over the rail."
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"Here's the thing, Lar."
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"My fall was broken by..."
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"12 sponge-cakes."
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"I have invited everybody... all the other investors,"
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"- Terrific. - And now you."
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"- You going to his pool party? - Yeah, I am, yeah, I am."
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"- Yep, we just lost the lease. - Oh, what a shame."
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"Okay, listen, why don't we..."
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"You know, it's a little ostentatious."
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"Nobody can turn down the David charm once I turn it on."
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"- Why did we have to come? - We came, we're good this way."
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"What?"
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"- How long? - We open in two weeks."
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"- The what? - I had a pool party yesterday."
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"It was a little embarrassing, yeah."
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"When I need a new editor I get him, beg, borrow or steal."
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"I want to show solidarity, but otherwise..."
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"The weather worked out, it was great."
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"Hey, it's a compliment. What's the big deal?"
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"She's got a problem with me."
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"finding another job."
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"And that song, that theme is played..."
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"I told you not to use that bathroom."
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"My dad has been saying that..."
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"Look at me."
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"I don't have a freezer that's adequate for this."
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"- That's the "porn baby"? - That's the porn baby."
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"- Look who's talking. - Don't talk to my kid, okay?"
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"Why don't you get Uncle Miltie out of here so we can watch this?"
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"Larry, come in."
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"Why would I do that? That would make me deranged."
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"Mommy! Mommy!"
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"She worked at that "Looney Tunes" Lodge for 15 years"
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"She was trying to kill me!"
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"I'm sorry you're having such a hard time."
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"You don't understand. They're going out of business."
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"It's so moist, it's like eating a sponge."
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"It's just a bathroom."
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"for your own little personal party."
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"I go out, raid, get... we need to do that with a chef."
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"why don't we go with this one? It looks better and it's..."
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"- Aw-ww. - "Going out of business.""
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"It's like a freak show..."
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"Enjoys a good corn dog?"
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"if you spoke with him, I don't know..."
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"And you told her? I don't even know her."
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"Yeah. Listen, I am bringing somebody there."
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"I'm just getting a chair with arms."
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"My dad used to say it all the time."
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"Hey!"
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"Larry, he's gonna explode. He's fat!"
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