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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Nanny from Hell (S03E03)

"Yeah."
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"It's a schlep."
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"All right, all right."
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"Hey, Hugh... that sounds funny."
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"Didn't you tell me that you're the head of Mellon-Ritter Publishing?"
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"And you do "Bartlett's Quotations," right?"
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"That is the flagship of our fleet, yeah."
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"Okay, 'cause my friend, Richard Lewis,"
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"- That's his? - Absolutely."
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"You know, like, the "woman from hell" or..."
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"Uh-huh."
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"because it'll bring us much closer. I'll come home,"
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"Yeah, after I told her about my date."
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"But what if you ended up getting laid from the date?"
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"I'd tell her about that too. "We went back to her place,"
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"That's beautiful. I like that."
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"All right, well, we need something for our little pool party."
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"Wait, wait, wait, are you kidding me?"
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"This is the best sponge-cake in town."
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"We'll get... trust me on this one, okay?"
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"- How much is that? - This is $12.95."
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"It's like eating a delicious sponge."
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"That doesn't mean it's not good."
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"It's moot, they're going out of business."
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"What do you need to know?"
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"I don't know. Anyway, where's the bathroom?"
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"You have to use the cabana. They won't let you in the house."
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"They want people to use the cabana bathroom."
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"- Come on. - He's special."
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"Oh, yeah, I just need to use the bathroom."
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"they have the restroom in there."
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"Can't I go in here?"
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"I'm not gonna dirty the house. I'll wipe my feet."
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"- Yes. I'll be done in two seconds. - Just number one!"
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"- Larry. - Hugh."
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"Larry, how did you get into the bathroom?"
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"Nope, nope, only us."
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"Ted Danson's not here? What about Michael York?"
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""Oh, hello, Johnny.""
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"Honestly, it's huge."
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"Oy vey is mir."
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"- Go? It's circus freak show. - Circus freak show."
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"What?"
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"- You spoke with him? - I spoke to him about your quote,"
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"Number one, this lunch is on me."
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"- Girlfriend? - You see what I mean?"
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"- "Alsace," whatever. - He doesn't want to work with us."
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"It was a little saucy, a little saucy."
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"- We have no chef? - No chef."
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"We're in this mess 'cause you took our chef"
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"I'm trying to be part of this thing."
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"I think you all owe him an apology."
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"Hugh, I'm sorry, I wrote the wrong date in my book."
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"I think we're good, I got to go to a meeting."
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"It's an underrated side dish."
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"Did you really just sign Sarah Jessica Parker"
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"It's only money. Big deal."
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"Yeah, my money, Larry. See you later."
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"So at the pool yesterday, I saw your son."
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"What are you saying?"
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"Come on, Hugh."
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"Margarita the cook."
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"She told that I was the person that let the guest in."
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"- She squealed on you? - She ratted!"
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""I'll take care of it." So here I am."
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"'cause I don't have another job."
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"- I hope so. - Yeah."
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"he would take me back. I'm a pretty good nanny."
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"Why would you do that, Larry?"
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"He was my only reference, that was my first nanny job."
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"and sign autographs for kids."
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"Sure."
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"She brought her suitcase, did you see that?"
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"The point is, I do not want her here, okay?"
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"She tells me she likes to pet horses."
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"She enjoys a good corn dog."
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"She got fired for letting me use the bathroom."
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"You know, we gotta stop off and get some sponge-cake."
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"- I'll buy him sponge-cake. - There you go."
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"Hi, Martine, I'm Susie Greene."
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"Larry, he's not fat enough as it is?"
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"They're out of boxes. They only had Saran Wrap."
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"The baby. Congratulations."
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"How did you know about that?"
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"- A big bird told me. - You knew I was pregnant?"
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"Who the hell is she? It's not your fault..."
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"- I didn't tell you... - Yes, you did."
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"This might work out... I don't know"
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"So there you go. Are they here now?"
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"You know, you're like an English language cop."
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"What?"
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"Is she okay?"
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"This whole night is turning out to... oh, Christ."
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"- Don't worry, we'll call. - Should I go?"
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"- I need you here. - You say it the same way I do."
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"Shh, shh, shh."
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"You shush. Shush!"
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"- I want to go home. - As soon as it's over, we'll go home."
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"- Shh, quiet. - You be quiet, big nose."
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"- You're more stupid. - You're much, much stupider."
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"Fuck you."
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"Fuck Hugh!"
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"- How is she doing? Is she okay? - Go up and ask her."
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"- Is the baby...? - She's upstairs. Go up and ask her."
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"Oh my God, I'm so sorry about the nanny and everything."
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"No, of course. Why would you send me a sicko?"
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"All of a sudden, she starts screaming."
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"I ran in... the nanny..."
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"She must have snapped from hearing it."
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"Next thing I knew, we were out on the deck."
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"Well, how..."
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"My... this is really coming along here."
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"Hey, I'll take a Seven and Seven."
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"- What are you doing? - A little plumbing."
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"A little plumbing. Got to plumb."
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"Plumb the depths..."
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"the depths of hell."
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"What is this thing, marble, this bar?"
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"Ever schlep marble?"
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"You ought to try schlepping marble one day."
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