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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Nanny from Hell (S03E03)

"Is there any way that you could maybe talk to Mr. Mellon"
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"and straighten things out? Because I think"
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"- All right. - I brought my suitcase"
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"so if there's any problem, I can just stay here."
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"There won't be a problem."
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"- Larry will take care of it. - Oh, I hope so."
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"Ahem... well..."
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"that's a really good idea and ordinarily I would,"
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"but Hugh and I have had kind of a falling-out."
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"What happened?"
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"Well, I was in the restaurant earlier and..."
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"we got to talking about the party."
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"I happened to mention that I caught a glimpse of his son's penis and..."
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"How about that thing?"
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"It's huge!"
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"- It was the wrong thing to do. - It probably was."
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"Anyway, like I was saying, it's gonna be difficult..."
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"to talk to him."
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"I took a risk."
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"You know what? I think you won't have a problem"
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"People in this town love nannies."
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"- They need them. - Yeah."
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"I'll need Mr. Mellon as a reference if I get another nanny job."
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"- Oh. - What did you do before that?"
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"Before that, I worked at Magic Mountain"
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"in the "Looney Tunes" Lodge for 15 years."
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"It's where the "Looney Tunes" characters would come out"
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"You know, Jeff and I"
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"went there once with his daughter."
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"- You did? - I went in there."
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"- They play it all the time. - It was fun."
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"Can I talk to you in the kitchen for just a second?"
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"Why did she come over here?"
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"Obviously she thinks I'm responsible"
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"for getting her fired and has no place to go."
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"- I saw it. - She thinks she's staying here?"
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"I don't know what she thinks."
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"I don't want the nanny from hell in my house."
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"Where did you hear that... "the blank from hell"?"
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"That expression?"
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"You know, everything was "from hell.""
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"- No, see, that's Richard Lewis'. - It's not Richard Lewis'."
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"Richard Lewis coined that, Cheryl."
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"You wouldn't believe what she's been telling me"
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"for the last 20 minutes. She's full of non-sequiturs."
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"She takes baths with her socks on."
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"Honestly, she's got a screw loose somewhere."
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"She's maybe a little eccentric, but she seems harmless."
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"Wait a second."
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"Jeff needs a nanny."
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"Susie's pregnant. Their nanny just left."
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"- Susie's pregnant? - I haven't told you."
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"She's pregnant. That's why he moved back."
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"But they're looking for a nanny."
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"- You're not gonna suggest her? - Well, why not?"
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"You know nothing about her."
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"She was a good nanny."
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"She didn't get fired for being a bad nanny."
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"If they don't like her, they don't have to use her."
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"Right, they could meet her and..."
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"We're doing them a favor."
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"This is a win-win situation. Win-win."
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"- Okay. - It's my friend's birthday."
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"- You like sponge-cake? - Who doesn't?"
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"How many sponge-cakes do you have left?"
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"I have a dozen left."
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"- A dozen? - Yeah."
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"Okay... I'll take them all."
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"- Okay. All of them? - Yeah."
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"I don't have any more boxes."
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"That's okay. Put them in Saran Wrap or something."
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"- I can do that. - Okay, great."
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"- Thank you. - Yeah."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Take it easy. They're free."
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"- Here, get the bell. - I got my hands full too."
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"- Hello. - Hi!"
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"This is Martine, the nanny I was telling you about."
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"What the fuck is this? What are these?"
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"- Oh, sponge-cakes. - What do you mean, sponge-cakes?"
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"It's a birthday present for Jeff."
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"He needs this many? This is ridiculous."
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"It's from Butterman's. They're going out of business."
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"The sponge-cakes from the party he loved so much."
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"He loved it so much to have a slice,"
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"not 25. How many are there? It's ridiculous."
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"- They can last five years. - What, am I gonna freeze them?"
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"They're not even in boxes. Where are the boxes?"
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"So they wrapped them up and you brought them here?"
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"...never going to be made again, this is it."
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"I understand. Should I care?"
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"- Hey, congratulations. - Congratulations on what?"
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"- What? - Jeff told you I was pregnant?"
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"- Well, I didn't... - It's bad luck!"
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"- In the first three months... - That's a silly superstition."
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"You know what? All right, look,"
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"why don't you come in and we'll have a little interview?"
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"You look like a lovely woman."
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"what you want me to do. I have no place to put them."
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"Put them in the kitchen. Martine, dear, come in."
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"- How are you doing? - I'm nauseated."
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"It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great."
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"You already did it. It's not a live performance."
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"It's already... you already filmed it."
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"You're gonna sit there. It's good, I've seen it."
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"- HBO likes it, right? - Yeah, they do like it."
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"No, they don't come."
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"No, they see it in their private homes."
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""The privacy of their homes"?"
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"Is that the proper way of saying that sentence?"
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"It's unbelievable. By the way, I was thinking,"
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"maybe you can introduce me to that Bartlett's guy."
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"Maybe I could schmooze a little bit before the special."
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"Yeah, well, there's a little problem with that."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I don't know if you'll get that quote in."
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"- I'm not sure anymore. - Why?"
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"He talked to him about the penis."
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"- I broached the subject. - Why would you do that?"
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