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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Nanny from Hell (S03E03)

"Direct it right to me."
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"It's like having a "whisper lunch.""
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"- It's a whisper lunch. - Like the Mafia thing."
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"I have a dental appointment tomorrow at 3:00."
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"Hey, I spoke to the Hugh Mellon guy."
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""The blank from hell.""
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"And he's interested. He'll talk to his partner."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"You might get into Bartlett's."
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"It's about time I get credit for this thing."
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"- Absolutely. - But the right way."
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"So he's, he actually..."
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"He's positive? Does he feel good that it's me?"
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"He actually... knew of the quote,"
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"but he didn't really attribute it to you. He just thought it was..."
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"He didn't attribute it to me?"
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"That really pisses me off that I don't get credit for that."
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"Absolutely, I don't blame you."
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"And at the pool party I told him about your special."
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"Right."
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"And I invited him to the HBO screening tomorrow night."
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"So he's gonna come if it's okay with you."
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"Yeah, I'll be able to milk him a little bit."
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"- Yeah. - Thank you."
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"No, that's cool."
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"Have you been getting all this?"
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"- Been getting all this? - I'm eating my lunch."
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"This is the lunch from hell."
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"What did you say?"
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"I'm saying, this is the lunch from hell."
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"Where'd you hear that expression?"
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"This kills me."
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"Okay, guys, so what happened at Alsace?"
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"I saw that."
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"What did you see?"
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"I had a little problem with this woman and her husband"
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"who kind of came after me and..."
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"What about Ted's guy? What about Josh?"
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"Josh cooked a beautiful meal, but Larry didn't like it."
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"We basically stopped looking after we got Randy."
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"So we're back to square one."
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"You got arms on your chair?"
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"You've got arms on your chair. Look at that."
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"- What? - One second."
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"- I got no arms, what is that? - What are you doing?"
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"Larry, what are you doing? You want to focus?"
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"At least I was at the pool party yesterday."
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"Jeff and I were the only ones who showed up."
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"I told you I couldn't make it. I'm glad you had a good time."
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"I was tied up at the last minute."
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"We have no chef."
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"It was a good party. We had a great time."
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"Thank you for coming."
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"Enough about parties, what about chefs?"
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"We need to take responsibility for getting a chef."
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"Absolutely. Make a concerted effort together, please."
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"I was in this restaurant the other day, it was a coffee shop."
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"And for some reason I had a side dish of applesauce."
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"I have to tell you it was really fantastic."
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"It was so tasty. And I'm thinking"
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"they never serve applesauce in restaurants"
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"and it could really be..."
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"if and when the time comes for us"
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"to be thinking about stuff like this as a side dish."
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"We're gonna write that down. Very helpful."
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"When you look for your chef,"
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"Make sure they know a little about applesauce."
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"You buy it at a supermarket. It comes in a jar."
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"We should consider it for the menu. Encourage people even."
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"Everybody's gonna look, right?"
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"If anyone finds anything out, call."
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"It's a very underrated side dish, that's my point."
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"to a recording contract?"
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"Yeah, why not?"
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"It's gonna work out. Don't worry about it."
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"- Excellent. - Love to meet with you, Hugh."
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"- Bye bye. - All right."
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"Thank you so much for coming."
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"Oh, please, we had a wonderful time."
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"It's too bad these other schlubs couldn't..."
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"- They missed a good party. - Yeah, they sure did."
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"It was a little rude on their part, I thought."
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"I don't care."
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"The kid's got some penis on him. He's pretty good."
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"Your son, his penis."
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"What are you saying that to me for?"
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"What's the "compliment"?"
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"How is it bad? He's got a nice, big penis, so what?"
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"I'm not talking about your wife's tits. This is rude."
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"You could say my wife has nice tits as long as it's complimentary."
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"Hugh, not "you," Hugh, okay?"
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"H-yoo..."
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"Hugh."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Hi."
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"Hi."
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"You remember Martine, the Mellons' nanny?"
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"From the pool party."
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"Yeah, she's having a bit of a problem."
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"A problem, I'll say. Mr. Mellon fired me."
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"It's my suitcase, it doesn't have wheels."
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"Oh."
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"So she came over here."
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"It seems that one of the guests"
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"felt the cabana bathroom was beneath him"
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"and made his way into the main house."
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"How did he find out?"
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"- And he fired you? - And he fired me."
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"Of course I remember what you said about, you know,"
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"you would be responsible if anything happened."
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"Did you tell him that it was me?"
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"No, I don't "dime," I didn't dime."
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"So I remember when I let you in,"
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"you said, "If there's any problem," I think,"
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"I'm gonna have to hold you to that"
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"So I am homeless."
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"- Except I don't stink. - Okay."
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"Your home is big."
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"You know what, Martine? I bet..."
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"Mr. David can do something about this situation."
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