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Clips from The Golden Girls - Ladies of the Evening (S02E02)

"Blattaria andropolis is a cockroach."
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"The next step is to ascertain the condition of your exterior."
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"I need to perform a cursory inspection of your subterranean substructure."
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"Rose, I don't think a guy who drives around"
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"Blanche, what's the matter?"
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"Ma, I'm not giving up a chance to meet Burt Reynolds."
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"- I think it's a terrific idea. - OK."
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"I danced in the arms of the president."
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"No."
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"Room 506."
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"Make it quick. I'm not running a hotel here."
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"It's much nicer than those big chains. How did you find it?"
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"- Oh, Blanche. - Come on. It'll be fun."
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"That's a good one."
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"As enticing as the offer is, we really must pass."
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"If you don't wanna party, there are younger girls that'll take our money."
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"and run from town to town taking jobs that people have who got bad grades."
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"Officer, you don't understand. We were on our way to see Burt Reynolds."
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"Move."
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"Oh, Rose. Rose, honey. Are you all right?"
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"I was booked. Fingerprints, mug shots."
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"I can't believe we're gonna miss it."
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"desperately in need of a big strong strapping man like yourself."
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"What did you just say?"
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"Come on, I'll let you have the first punch."
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"Butter. I wanted to be Butter Queen."
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"I don't need a lecture."
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"Ma, thank God you're here."
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"Last night was a bigger disappointment than losing Butter Queen."
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"Yeah."
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"- Yep. - Well?"
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"Your infestation profile is threefold."
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"You have silverfish and water bugs in the drainage areas."
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"Under the baseboards you have Blattaria andropolis."
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"Hear that? The Greek president lives under our baseboard."
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"Maybe he'll be voted out next election."
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"What do you do to get rid of them?"
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"- Crawl under the house? - Easy to make it sound stupid."
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"Poor man, how does he face himself every day"
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"knowing his life is devoted to killing living things?"
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"with a fibreglass termite on his van ponders many deep questions."
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"Oh, girls, I'm just in ecstasy."
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"My body is tingling all over. Guess what just happened."
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"We know what happened. What part of the Middle East is he from?"
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"I just won the raffle at the movie theatre."
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"Tickets to the premiere of Burt Reynolds' new movie tomorrow."
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"- That's nice. - Yes."
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"And passes for me and my two best friends"
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"to the private party afterwards"
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"to be hosted by none other than Mr Burt Reynolds himself."
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"- Sophia, honey... - Oh, no."
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"Not this time. I'm tired of being Tonto of the group."
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"I couldn't get another ticket."
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"Then this time we'll draw cards. I missed out on Evita."
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"- Me neither. - Et tu, Blanche?"
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"Sophia, Burt Reynolds is one of our finest living actors."
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"He should have won the Oscar for Deliverance."
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"Not to mention Starting Over."
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"That Academy's just jealous."
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"Put Sir Laurence Olivier in Cannonball Run, see what he can do."
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"I'm sorry, Sophia, but the answer's no."
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"Fine. Break an old lady's heart."
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"I'll be out back with the rest of the garbage."
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"Don't worry, she'll get over it."
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"And even if she doesn't, who cares?"
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"We're gonna meet Burt Reynolds."
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"I always get this reaction when I wear the tight jumpsuit."
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"- What did you find? - Bad news. You've got termites."
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"- No. Can you get rid of 'em? - Haven't you heard our motto?"
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"- What is it? - "We get rid of termites"."
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"We'll tent the house. You'll have to move out for two days."
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"Where will we stay?"
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"How about a beautiful hotel over on Miami Beach?"
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"We're meeting Burt Reynolds. Let's make a weekend out of it."
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"We can't afford a hotel there."
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"I'll find one we can afford. What do you say?"
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"You can start tomorrow."
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"I'm off to find us the perfect hotel for our perfect weekend."
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"Ma, a hotel on the beach. Doesn't that sound like fun?"
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"I can go? I don't get gassed with the termites?"
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"Dorothy, you're such a good daughter."
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"She'll get over it. And if she doesn't, who cares?"
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"We're going to meet Burt Reynolds."
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"You want the bed next to the TV or the window?"
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"The bed next to Burt Reynolds."
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"Fine, I'll take this one."
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"- Ma, are you all right? - Yeah."
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"Just a little relapse from my pneumonia. You remember."
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"I ran six miles in the rain to bring you the cannoli for your lunchbox."
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"Ma, please."
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"Don't worry, I'll be all right."
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"You all go schmooze with Burt and his buddies."
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"I'll stay here and hack myself unconscious."
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"That's being a good sport."
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"Dorothy, you think Burt's gonna like this dress?"
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"Yeah."
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"That plunging neckline will really show off his chest hair."
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"The last time I wore this was at the 1972 presidential inauguration."
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"The next morning I woke up still in his arms."
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"Blanche. You and Nixon?"
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"Nixon?"
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"I can't even picture Nixon naked."
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"He must look like one of those little dress-up dolls."
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"Little mounds of plastic to indicate where things oughta be."
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"No, I was talking about Mr William "Buster" Collier."
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"The president of the Chamber of Commerce."
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"Oh, that presidential inauguration."
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"Buster wanted me to be his First Lady"
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"- but he died two days later. - I'm sorry."
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"He was performing his first official function:"
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"Breaking a champagne bottle over the new tollbooth."
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"he was run over by ten Shriners on minibikes"
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"who just happened to have the exact change."
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"So many of our great leaders have gone that way."
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"There's a story in the paper about the party tonight."
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"- Really? - Look who's gonna be there."
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"Dom DeLuise."
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"Loni Anderson."
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"Charles Nelson Reilly."
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"Charles Nelson Reilly."
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