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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Shrimp Incident (S02E02)

"No, don't eat cookies, it's almost time for dinner."
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"Casa Del Mar, the fancy restaurant by the water."
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"No, but this will be nice."
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"- What, I thought... - Yeah."
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"but I would like to sit and have a drink and socialize..."
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"You're missing the whole point of the drink."
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"- Enjoy your dinner. - Thank you."
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"This isn't our food."
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"Thank you for inquiring."
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"I guess you'll just have to run back there..."
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"Okay, this is mine?"
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"You're welcome."
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"- Here's your food. - What?"
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"Thank you so much. It'll be worth it."
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"You know who I ran into? Allan Wasserman. That's who had our food, Allan Wasserman."
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"- Want some noodles? - Get some of this kung pao shrimp."
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"Where's all the shrimp here?"
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"You can have them."
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"- Wasserman? - Yeah."
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"What do you mean, "Would he really?" There's three shrimp in there."
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"Hi, Lar. It's good to see you."
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"- Yeah. - You play an actress..."
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"And when the show ends..."
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"All these people who are yelling out, "Evelyn" all the time..."
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"and everybody wants her to do Evelyn."
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""Hey, Evelyn.""
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"I could see you being more frustrated than Jason..."
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"Besides, I have a little problem with that..."
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"- The president? - Yeah."
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"I think he's bad, I'm not gonna go into why."
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"- He's a nice guy. - Okay."
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"- All right, HBO. - All right, exciting."
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"- That's it, just got to wash my hands. - Thank you."
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"My God."
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"What do you got? That's nothing."
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"Lord, I don't like this at all."
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"My wife and I are going out for Chinese food the other night."
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"- It's sort of an old-fashioned... - Yeah, it is."
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"Maybe Cheryl wanted to get laid."
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"Listen, the two of you will take this."
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"- Good. - European."
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"- All right. - Something different and interesting."
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"- I'll let the principals take care of it for you. - All right, Larry and I were talking..."
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"about this concept recently, and I think it's pretty exciting."
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"All right, you start, and then I'll, you know..."
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"How were the garlic noodles, the other night?"
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"- I didn't touch your garlic noodles. - I didn't say you touched my garlic noodles."
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"The shrimp mysteriously disappeared."
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"You counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
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"- Yeah, okay. - Larry, come on."
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"Nothing changes in 25 years with this guy. Same shit."
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"What where you doing? What was that?"
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"- You don't have a stepfather. - But I didn't like the implication."
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"Let me just ask you something, what is the shrimp business?"
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"What does he think, I'm a moron?"
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"Larry, everybody steals shrimp, and everybody lies about it."
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"Apparently not."
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"and ask them how many they put in the container."
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"Everyone, the game is five-card stud. Everyone ante up there."
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"- I've been Brad and Julia's dentist for years. - Really, Mickey, that is good to know..."
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"Right, and it turned into a big thing and he stomped out of the meeting..."
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"which I had never seen before. I almost thought it was not real, but it was."
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"I saw the Jackson Pollock movie the night before..."
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"- Where are we? I've lost... - I'm out, she's out."
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"No, you're not out, sweetie, it's only two."
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"You wouldn't let him?"
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"And that is, you know, very tempting..."
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"- Whoever loses has to match the pot. - We keep betting until people drop out."
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"You show-biz types get a little richer than the dental profession."
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"- I would say at least. - It's all right."
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"- I'm out. - I can't do it either."
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"Melissa, come on."
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"No, I'm out."
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"My God, look at that, holy cow."
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"I can't believe you stole this pot."
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"What a hand, that's a great hand for this game."
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"On behalf of the women at this table, and myself, I am offended by that."
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"I'm sorry if I offended anyone."
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"I can't believe that guy called me a misogynist."
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"Big deal, I call men pricks all the time, men want to work with me."
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"Cunt's worse."
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"- Hi, Mickey. - So it's this Cheryl."
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"Yeah, Larry can get a little carried away sometimes, I guess."
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"but when we were coming out of the poker game the other night..."
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"and we saw Larry hitting you."
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"We'll go to ABC. I don't have to be at HBO."
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"- No. - It's not TV? It's TV."
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"I don't know if that's any adventure, really."
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"- That's an adventure. - That's an adventure?"
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"- No, wait, I just don't get it. - I mean, because it's ridiculous."
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"Can I get it to go?"
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"That's different, though."
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"Why don't we go out?"
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"- Chinese? - Chinese, that would be great."
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"We could stop and get a drink first."
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"What do you mean stop and have a drink first?"
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"We can stop at... You know where I want to go?"
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"We can stop and have a leisurely drink."
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"Are you kidding? You can have a drink at the restaurant."
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"It'll be just a few hours of hanging out, having a drink."
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"You know, first you want to just stop off..."
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"and have a drink there, and then get back in the car..."
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"and then drive to the restaurant."
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"It seems like you should just go and get the drink at the restaurant, no?"
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"I would like to stop off and have a drink on the way."
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"It's the same drink, what's the difference where you have it?"
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"It's a different atmosphere. You know what..."
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"I don't understand, it's a different atmosphere?"
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"But it's the drink, isn't it? They have it at the restaurant."
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"What's the difference what the atmosphere is?"
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"- It's a big difference. - But don't you want to eat?"
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"I do want to eat..."
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"and not have food passing by us."
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"I don't see how you could sit and have a drink..."
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"knowing that you want to leave to eat."
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"When you're thinking about food..."
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"how can you sit and relax and have a drink, it doesn't..."
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"That's it! What is the point of the drink? I am missing the point."
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"You're at a place where everyone's sitting, having cocktails and socializing."
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"Then why even go to the restaurant? If it isn't socializing, then why go there?"
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