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Clips from New Girl - Jess & Julia (S01E01)

"- You wanna hang out? - Sure."
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"Jess, if you'll excuse us, Julia is about to be very disappointed."
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"Okay, so I will look at this stuff some more..."
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"I'll call some people, see what I can do."
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"Here's your blankie back."
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"- Power blazer. - Ha, ha."
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"Hey."
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"What's going on with the ticket?"
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"She has a problem with me, Nick. She doesn't like me."
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"- What? - You don't understand..."
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"because you're a guy. - She does not have a problem with you."
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"Nick, your girlfriend is not a dessert person."
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"Hmm."
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"- She said you have a whole thing? - I'm sorry, she doesn't like desserts?"
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"- Yeah. - Where is she right now?"
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"Look, I think I know what she meant. I mean, you do like girly stuff."
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"It kind of freaked me out at first."
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"When I met you, you were wearing a hat made of ribbons."
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"My ribbon hat. I love that hat."
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"Screw her. And I'm gonna wear that ribbon hat."
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"- Go get it, right now. - Be right back."
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"Whoa, there she is."
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"Where is this bitch? I'm gonna smack the learning out of her mouth."
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"Okay, this is getting excessive, guys."
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"She's helping her get out of a ticket."
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"What did she say?"
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"Ugh, just drop it, Nick."
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"Okay, what did Julia do wrong?"
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"It's how girls fight sometimes. A lot unsaid."
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"Like, one time, a girl said to me, "Jess, you rock a lot of polka dots.""
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"- Ooh. How did she say it? - "Jess, you rock a lot of polka dots.""
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"- That is diabolical. - I'm really sorry."
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"Ruined our friendship. I couldn't get over the incident."
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"Warning! Spoiler alert."
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"Somebody unplugged my dehumidifier to plug in their flatiron."
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"I will be putting my dehumidifier and my towel in my room..."
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"where nothing ever gets wet."
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"You know what, Jess? Julia is one of those girls..."
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"where she doesn't have a lot of girlfriends."
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"She thinks like a guy. She doesn't play mind games."
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"- So blind! - All I know..."
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"is she's totally upfront with me. No subtext, no codes."
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"So did she come right out and ask you if you were seeing other girls?"
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"Because she asked me."
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"- She did? - You didn't know that?"
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"I thought you were upfront with one another."
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"I thought you guys told each other everything."
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"- Told him she didn't wanna "label" it. - Oh."
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"I mean, that's a classic move, even in the lesbian community."
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"and come running out of your room? - I did."
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"Um, question, for you."
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"This community you speak of..."
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"do the ladies look, um, more like this one..."
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"or, you know, kind of Nickish? - Ah, shut up, Schmidt."
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"I did date a woman who looked like Nick."
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"You did. Felicia."
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"Why can't you just admit she's your girlfriend?"
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"I just thought it was uncomplicated, and now I'm freaking out."
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"I'm not good at being a boyfriend. I'm that guy..."
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"that you find yourself spending more time with until you meet your husband."
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"All right. So far, Nick Miller's list of fears..."
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"is sharks, tap water, real relationships."
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"- And blueberries. - Barkeep. Get this man a drink."
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"Ladies, he hasn't had sex in four months. Come and get it, ladies."
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"- I seriously hate you. - Why?"
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"- It didn't go well with Shelby? - I thought it would be easy."
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"You know? Maybe I don't have game. Maybe I never had game."
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"Maybe it's always been about basketball."
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"It's always been because you play basketball."
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"Are you just realizing you don't have game?"
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"What is your secret? How do normal guys get girls?"
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"Let's not say normal. Just say what it is: Average."
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"You've had the most game."
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"For years now, you've been working with absolutely nothing."
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"- Good point. - I've been working with nothing."
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"- Zilch. - Right, I've got nothing."
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"Except this."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Miller. No Cocktail."
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"Sorry, Julio."
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"- Julia. Hey, Julia. - Hey."
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"Oh. You guys are using names? That's not too "labelly" for you?"
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"Hey. - Hey, hey, Jules."
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"Hey, hey."
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"- Thought I'd drop by and say hello. - I didn't know we were doing drop-bys."
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"Uh..."
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"Inform her that you're an aerialist for the Cirque du Soleil."
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"Winston, just ask questions, pay attention to her, listen to her..."
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"don't listen to him."
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"Oh, I don't take advice from Schmidt. Never have, never will. Ever."
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"So Jess told me what you asked her yesterday."
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"- What? - That you asked..."
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"if I was sleeping with other people."
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"- That is not even... l... What? - I don't wanna play games."
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"That's not what happened. I just said something to her..."
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"because I was feeling kind of guilty because I'm, uh, dating other people."
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"I wanted to see if you were also dating other people."
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"No. No, I'm seeing other people too."
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"Good. Good."
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"I'm having sex all the time. I'm like a mailman."
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"Except instead of mail, it's hot sex that I deliver."
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"I've had to start carrying, like, athletic shoes in my purse..."
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"because I have to sprint from one sexual encounter to another."
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"Can't wear heels."
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"Well, I'm having sex right now."
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"Under the bar."
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"And she's on top."
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"So figure that out."
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"- Was that her? - Yeah."
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"Then we're both doing the same thing."
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"- We're on the same page. - No labels."
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"- Exactly what I want. - It's my dream."
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"- Just gonna go to the bathroom quickly. - Okay. Great."
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"Will you turn around and face it?"
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"So I hear I really made you think"
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"Hey, Julia?"
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"Are you serious?"
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"Did Nick say some stuff to you? I'm sorry, I wanna explain..."
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"Why would you tell him that I said that? You know what that makes me look like?"
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"- Um... - I see what you're doing."
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