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Clips from 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996) - Sci-Fi (S01E01)

"you have to tell the absolute truth,"
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"or else you just end up confusing people."
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"But why not? Anyone?"
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"Leon, I'm going to ask you a question,"
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"and I want you to tell me the complete truth."
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"This won't affect my grade?"
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"Absolutely not. What do you think of me?"
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"Uh... you make me really nervous."
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"I don't know what's going on half the time,"
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"you're going to hit me in the back of the head."
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"Thank you. There, you see..."
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"the truth."
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"By the way, Leon, you're failing."
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"Anybody home? Anyb-- Oh, hi."
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"I brought you folks your extra key."
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"You poor kid. I remember how it feels to be your age."
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"I remember how it feels to be your age."
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"Yeah, whatever."
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"It's really not fair. I can grow a pimple but not a mustache."
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"What's your secret?"
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"- Solomon, Sally. - Here."
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"You failed the written exam. Come back in three weeks."
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"I can't come back. I can't."
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"- Sorry, those are the rules. - I need a license now."
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"You must be a genius."
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"but it moves so fast."
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"Well, I do my best."
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"There's got to be some way you can help me."
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"I mean, I know you have a heart"
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"in that big, hairy, wonderful chest of yours."
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"I bet pretty girls beg you all the time, huh?"
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"Okay, you can take the test again."
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"Thank you."
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"I could get very good at this."
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"Hey, what did you put under "weight"?"
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"Were you able to observe other life-forms?"
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"Definitely. Everybody there"
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"was as oily and disgusting as me."
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"It was a food court of mutants,"
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"a catalog of horrors, a freak show,"
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"and I was their lizard king."
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"Oh. What do you do when you're there?"
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"- Hang. - What do you see?"
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"Stuff."
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"I belong now."
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"Dick? Dick, look,"
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"I got my driver's license."
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"300-pound Asian woman."
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"And an organ donor."
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"Dick, I got my driver's permit, too."
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"Yes, I expected you would."
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"I just want to say that I not only accomplished my goal,"
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"but... I've discovered"
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"a softer place within myself,"
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"and it is all because of you and your extraordinary ability to command."
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"- Thank you, lieutenant. - You have so many facets to admire,"
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"time prohibits my naming them all."
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"how you've led a ragtag crew of misfits across the galaxies,"
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"fueled by your brave spirit?"
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"Or shall I confess that your boyish good looks"
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"Oh, where to begin"
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"simply exhausts my feminine mind."
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"- What are you doing? - Lying."
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"- You like it? - It's incredible."
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"Look at me, I've just done it once, and here I am, whipping it out there."
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"Wow!"
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"I thought the truth was potent,"
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"but it's nothing compared to this."
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"This makes me feel powerless and susceptible,"
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"and ready to yield to your every--"
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"I've got to find Dr. Albright."
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"I don't know what that means , but I know where she humps."
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"Tommy, we're going out."
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"- I'll drive. - No, I'll drive."
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"- Dick... - Dick: Harry called it."
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"- Shotgun. - I don't want to ride in the back."
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"Dr. Albright, hello."
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"Hello. Sorry we don't have a chair for you."
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"Not a problem."
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"- You know Dr. Byron. - Yes, of course."
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"You really should have that thing removed. It's all I can look at."
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"- Excuse me. - I--"
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"looks like there's just the two of us."
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"I'll have a pitcher of that stuff."
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"- May I see your driver's license? - You bet you can."
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"Okay, Mrs. Wu."
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"I discovered something today, and I really need to try it out."
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"Thorazine. I'll get you some water."
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"You see, you know these things."
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"You're so smart, and your..."
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"a beer tap,"
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"a golden rush of drunken beauty with a nice head"
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"which spills all down your blouse,"
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"leaving you sweet and pungent."
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"That was pathetic."
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"Well, I'm sorry I'm not as good a liar as you are."
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"Well, I'm sorry. I'm leaving."
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"Wait! You're not finished with me yet!"
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"Do you mind? We're talking."
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"Okay, you win."
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"I can't lie to you. I wish I could."
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"actually, I'm good at everything."
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"- Can I tell you the truth? - Why not?"
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"The real truth is,"
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"you're delightful."
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"I love looking into your face."
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"I don't know what it is about you this evening,"
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"maybe it's the way the light hits your eyes, maybe it's the wine,"
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"There. Is that better?"
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"Sadly, yes."
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"May I walk you home? And be honest."
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"Okay."
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"You know, if someone had told me a year ago"
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"that I'd be driving a car"
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"Being human is far more complex than I thought."
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"There is no absolute personal truth here,"
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"and these bodies don't come with an owner's manual."
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"So every day these people have to make up life,"
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"and truth becomes highly individual."
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"Oh, my god, Dick,"
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