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Clips from 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996) - Sci-Fi (S01E01)

"♪ Get up, get on up ♪"
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"♪ Like a sex machine Get on up ♪"
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"a sex machine."
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"There's a star missing right there."
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"Why? We're not driving. We're parked."
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"Here's my photo I.D."
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"the rest of me is anatomically correct."
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"Well, Dr. Solomon, it's 2:00 A.M."
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"Listen. It's that guy again."
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"- God, it's amazing."
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"Where are you?"
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"- What is it, Nina? - Here's the mail."
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"oh."
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"You look wonderful."
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"- Really? - We all think of you as the resident genius."
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"I'm wearing open-Toed shoes."
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"It's "the night of the teaching dead.""
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"Thanks. You've saved me."
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"- I'm not about to be stuck at home. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Next! - No-Ooo!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Can you imagine what you must have to go through to get a gun?"
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"What is it they don't get? That woman says "next.""
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"The third person becomes second, and the rest of us pull up the slack!"
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"Good point."
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"I think everyone should hear it."
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"Tommy, have you been sitting in that same chair all day?"
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"Yeah."
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"You're supposed to be experiencing human adolescent behavior."
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"- Did you get your license? - We were thrown out."
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"- On the bright side, we did outrun the police. - What went wrong?"
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"- What did she say? - She said she needed my help"
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"- Well, I am the high commander. - Wait a minute."
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"- Like what? - Like a woman."
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"- Commander, permission to speak freely? - Granted."
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"to inform you all that this planet both wipes"
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"and sucks, in that order."
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"I'm growing hair, and my armpits smell,"
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"but until we figure it out, you should sleep in the shower."
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"of the rules committee with us tonight."
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"Well, first, on behalf of Dr. Albright,"
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"I would like to say welcome to this big waste of time."
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"I'd say I've always wanted to put a face"
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"with those men whom she affectionately calls"
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"- Dr. Solomon-- - Freeze! He's still there!"
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"Oh! You have a mole."
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"A big, ugly mole."
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"Feign? I will not be a party to feigning."
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"I always tell the complete truth."
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"The truth? Then I will be brutally Frank."
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"So you lied?"
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"I see. So when we met, you said you were pleased to meet me."
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"Diplomacy. Anything else?"
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"- Yes, is that really the color of your hair? - Absolutely!"
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"Yes, I see how that works. You have something on your shoulder."
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"Your shirttail's on fire. That's how."
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"Your blouse is on fire."
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"Stop-- get your hands off--"
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"That was my fly."
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"On the subject of universal truth,"
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"The point I'm making is,"
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"- I thought you said it wouldn't affect my grade. - It didn't."
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"You just wanted to come up here and stare at pimple boy."
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"I'm going to go out and get some smokes. You want to take a ride?"
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"I really need your help."
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"Your line is so big,"
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"Tommy, are you all right? Where have you been?"
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"The mall, Dick. I was at the mall."
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"It may be the most emotionally satisfying place"
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"I've ever been."
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"Oh, yeah, stay out of my room!"
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"According to this, you're a 55-year-old,"
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"Shall I speak of your courage,"
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"are stunted only by your personal bigness?"
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"- I love it! - Really?"
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"- Yes! How did you do it? - Anybody can do it."
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"This is Wednesday. She calls it "over the hump day.""
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"your looks-- your looks are like..."
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"It's just not something that I'm good at, like-- like..."
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"but you look puffy-- you should go home and sleep."
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"and sucking the flesh off a dead bird,"
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"I'd have called 'em a liar."
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"I think these humans bend the truth"
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"Except, of course, when you don't want to help somebody move."
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"- I was sick that day. - I helped you move."
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"♪ Stay on the scene Get on up ♪"
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"♪ Get up, get on up Stay on the scene ♪"
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"♪ Get on up like a sex machine ♪"
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"do you notice how this James brown is always getting somewhere?"
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"He's getting up, getting down, getting back."
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"We should contact him-- I mean, as part of our mission to study life on this planet."
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"Yes, but according to this, he's more of a machine,"
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"Oh, look! It's the campus police."
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"- Is there some kind of problem? - Ooh, actually, yes."
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"And we think we know who did it."
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"- This is your family? - Why, yes."
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"That's exactly what we were going for."
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"Sally's the woman. I'm the tall, dashing man. Tommy is the adolescent."
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"And Harry is... the funny-looking one."
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"I'm gonna have to see your driver's license, please."
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"Yeah, but you're parked on university property."
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"I am university property."
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"It's just my head, but I assure you"
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"- So, let's pack this up and move it out. - Right away."
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"Dick, what's a driver's license?"
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"It must be some kind of human validation."
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"- We should get one if we're going to blend in. - I'm on it."
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"How does he sing like that?"
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"Dick, remember how I said I wanted to learn to sing?"
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"Very well, I can wait."
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"You're somewhere in the room, I can feel it."
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"- Good morning, Dr. Solomon. - Yah!"
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"Oh, it's a letter for Dr. Albright."
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"She'll hold this in her delicate hand,"
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"insert a finger and rip through the mucilage."
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"I knew you had a thing for her."
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"Yes, but I understand"
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"I'm not allowed to show it to her without her permission."
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"Good morning, Dr. Albright."
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"- Good morning, Dr. Albright. - Good morning."
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