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Clips from 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996) - Sci-Fi (S01E01)

"- Dr. Solomon, I was just thinking of you. - You were?"
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"Yes. I have a meeting with the rules committee on Friday night,"
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"and I just can't make it."
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"It's too late to try and get out of it now,"
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"unless you can talk some idiot into replac--"
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"- Is that a new jacket? - I'm entirely new."
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"Everyone on the rules committee wants to meet you."
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"Please, I need you to substitute for me."
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"You need me? I never dreamed"
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"that I would be the man you needed."
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"if it's going to get any deeper."
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"- I'm not prepared. - It's a dull, mindless group."
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"Maybe I can shake things up with some fresh ideas."
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"No one there would recognize a fresh idea if it bit them on the ass."
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"Just pass these out for me, please."
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"All right, I'll do it."
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"Well, I am a manly man."
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"- Well done. - Another five minutes,"
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"and he would have given me a kidney."
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"Next!"
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"I can't believe how much we have to go through to get a license."
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"Yeah. Then why are we here?"
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"Because I want one. If I have to be the woman,"
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""Stay behind orange line.""
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"That's why nobody ever gets to the window."
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"Hey, let's pull up the slack here."
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"Oh! There must be"
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"some sort of flesh-melting force field"
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"at the orange line."
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"You know, cars must have some huge power we haven't discovered yet."
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"Look at this-- the lines, the waiting, the testing."
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"Next!"
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"The first person goes to the window."
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"The second person moves to the orange line, becoming first."
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"We should each only be a single person-thickness apart."
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"You think so?"
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"Okay, people, listen up and nobody gets hurt!"
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"Hmm, let me think about this one."
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"Well, as an adolescent, everything annoys me,"
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"especially the sound of your voice right now."
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"- Harry: nothing. - Sally: yes, you did."
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"- I did not. - Don't try to blame it on me."
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"Today Dr. Albright wanted something from me. All she did was ask."
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"and I looked wonderful and I'm a genius."
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"- She said that? - About you?"
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"- Yes. - And you bought it?"
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"Something about this doesn't wash."
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"She's doing something."
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"Now I remember, I read about this."
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"She's distorting the truth."
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"Dr. Albright would never lie to me."
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"Wake up and snort the coffee."
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"Just because you don't lie doesn't mean people here don't."
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"We're colleagues. I trust her."
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"I command you to be more like her."
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"- Fine. I can woman. - Good."
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"As the oldest member of this crew, I feel it's my duty"
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"What is your problem?"
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"Something's wrong. My transfer's not holding."
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"Aw,"
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"our old man is becoming a boy."
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"No, I'm serious. The seal's broken,"
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"and I'm losing oil. Look at this."
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"- Harry: ooh! What is it?"
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"It's a nipple."
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"- What am I going to do about it? - I don't know,"
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"Man: gentlemen, we have a guest member"
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"Dr. Solomon, would you care to share with us"
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"- some of Dr. Albright's feelings? - Oh, yes, of course."
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""the night of the teaching dead.""
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"And may I say you do not disappoint."
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"I can tell at a glance that you indeed are a mindless and dull group."
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"So, I would like to start with a fresh idea"
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"that you won't recognize when it bites you on the ass."
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"Excuse me, does Dr. Albright know you're speaking on her behalf?"
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"Don't move! Stay where you are!"
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"Dr. Byron told me about your little speech."
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"Sorry I missed it."
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"Rest assured, I gave you full credit."
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"What the hell are you trying to do? Ruin me?"
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"It will take me weeks to repair the damage left in your wake."
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"- Weeks."
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"All you had to do was show up and feign interest."
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"Good, I'll be genuine Dick."
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"I thought, foolishly,"
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"this would be a good opportunity for my colleagues to get to know you."
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"No one wanted to meet you. I made that up."
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"I was bending the truth to flatter you. There's a difference."
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"- Was that a lie or truth-bending? - Figure of speech."
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"- When you said you were impressed with my résumé? - Light conversation."
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"When I moved in, you said you didn't mind sharing your office?"
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"You're upset, aren't you?"
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"- Tell the truth. - Yes."
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"I thought I could trust you. I can't."
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"Trust me? You're the one who lied and tricked me."
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"No. It's not how you lie to trick someone."
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"Ah-ha, very clever."
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"That's not how it works. This is how it works."
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"- don't move!"
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"I know."
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"Albert Einstein once said--"
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"any thoughts on that?"
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"Anyone? Yes, Caryn."
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"Dr. Solomon, I think you were speaking German."
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"Yes, German. Einstein spoke German."
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"Okay, I'll simplify."
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""Scientific proof is nothing more than conditional truth.""
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"We all understand what truth is, don't we?"
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"Now, I have three of Einstein's equations on the board."
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"Two of them are false, and one is true."
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"Who can spot the true one? Anyone?"
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"How many of you think it's number one?"
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"I'll give you a hint: it's not number one."
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"Here's another hint: it's not number two."
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"Well, you're wrong. I lied. I made them all up!"
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"You see, lying accomplishes nothing."
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"You can't trust someone who lies."
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"You work with them. You think you know them. They ask you to substitute."
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"You make a fool of yourself. They get mad."
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"Dr. Solomon, is this going to be on the final?"
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