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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Real Santa (S02E02)

"who comes at Christmas."
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"Mom said he studied every night"
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"is what pays for all the toys."
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"It makes sense."
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"And if he owns the patent, he must be M.C. Hammer rich!"
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"Or maybe it's just a part of the Christmas magic!"
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"What aren't I doing?"
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"You shouldn't mess with tradition."
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"Why'd you have to "improve Santa" all of a sudden?"
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"Because, Louis."
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"Evan deserves for Santa to be the best."
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"We've got the Cattleman's Ranch breakfast with Santa"
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"at the restaurant tomorrow."
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"What happens if Evan asks him"
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"a bunch of math and science questions?"
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"Just tell whoever's playing Santa"
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"to brush up on their algebra, physics, and basic trig."
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"Mitch is playing Santa."
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"Can we split the check, please?"
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"Sure."
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"We need to find a new Santa."
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"Okay, well, we need an older white guy"
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"with an advanced degree"
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"who enjoys children sitting in his lap."
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"I interned as a makeup artist"
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"- for the traveling tour of "Cats." - Ahh."
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"Good memory! But no."
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"No, it was the previous summer,"
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"when I met that woman who owned the cranberry bog."
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"Oh, right."
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"- Mm. - Right."
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"Anyway, it'd be an honor to play Santa."
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"Oh, great!"
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"- It's gonna be so much fun! - Yeah."
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"of Santa's transcontinental one-day flight."
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"And this binder contains the complete history"
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"Oh."
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"I mean, you don't get to be one of Orlando's top 100 dentists"
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"by not being smart."
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"Oh, what number in the top 100 are you?"
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"I have it all under control. Don't worry about it."
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"I wonder what Lorraine is up to."
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"Isn't it funny how people just come into your life, and..."
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"- Yeah. - ...then go?"
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"What's this noise?"
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"It's an exact replica of the "white horse bakery""
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"that's missing from Jessica town."
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"I don't know."
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"Well, when are you gonna figure it out?"
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"Remember last year when I wrote that historical novel"
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"based on grandma's life, "A pearl for God"?"
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"Did she, though?"
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"You got to come here!"
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"Freshens your breath!"
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"Great, but don't ask Santa too many questions."
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"He has enough time to spend two hours every night"
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"talking to his mother over tea."
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"I burnt my fingers using the hot-glue gun on mom's present."
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"We have a hot-glue gun?"
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"Okay, guys!"
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"I just got word that Santa has arrived!"
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"Merry Christmas!"
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"So, to calculate lift,"
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"it's coefficient times density times the velocity squared"
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"And that's factoring in Rudolph's body weight?"
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"Absolutely."
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"We wouldn't want to fly too low"
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"Heaven forbid!"
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"Marvin really looks like Santa."
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"Is that a prosthetic nose?"
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"That means nothing to me."
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"Anyway, I know it's not Christmas yet, but..."
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"What the Mary?"
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"left a box of Christmas decorations in the garage,"
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"And some cocaine."
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"I love it! Yay!"
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"Oh, thank you so much!"
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"You're welcome."
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"Santa was great!"
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"Ho, ho, ho!"
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"Ho, ho..."
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"no!"
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"Who the hell is that?"
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"Wait. If this Santa's Mitch, then who's that Santa?"
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"You know what, Evan? It's time you know the truth."
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"Jessica..."
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"He's figured it out, Louis."
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"We have no choice but to come clean."
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"This Santa is Mitch."
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"And look."
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"This Santa is Marvin."
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"is Chinese."
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"Santa's Chinese?"
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"Yes!"
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"Why do you think all the toys he delivers say "made in China"?"
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"How about how Santa wears a red suit?"
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"I've never seen a Chinese Santa."
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"Oh! O-oh, of course you haven't."
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"ringing a bell on every street corner."
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"Then why all the white Santas?"
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"Uh, well, remember when I first opened Cattleman's"
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"Chinese Santa's doing the same thing."
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"Ah, all those white Santas are just Chinese Santa's Mitches."
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"I can't believe honey got mom the bakery."
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"Ah, yes."
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"it'd be weird to give dad his present."
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"Ooh! Is that made of chocolate?"
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"What am I gonna do?"
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"I got you."
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"You ready?"
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"Let it ride!"
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"What does that mean?"
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"It's one of Newton's laws."
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"Ooh, are those zongzi?"
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"They're filled with proteins and mung bean"
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"because Santa is training for a half marathon."
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"I only went along with you at Cattleman's because of Evan,"
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