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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Real Santa (S02E02)

"I feel like that's one of those books"
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"Well, there's room for improvement."
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"He flies around the globe in one night"
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"he's either a toy maker or a glorified deliveryman."
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"Always drinking."
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"I took intro to Bob Fosse"
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"Dad, did you know Santa was an aeronautical engineer"
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"Oh, really?"
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"He prefers for people to focus on his charity work,"
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"but the money he made from science"
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"I know it's a lot, but Evan's smart."
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"Uh, well, he's met his match."
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"My Christmas present for mom."
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"I don't know."
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"What did Emery get you last year for Christmas?"
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"The historical novel."
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"Oh, try our peppermint cornbread!"
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"He's a busy man."
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"Why haven't we glued Evan to the wall yet?"
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"Santa!"
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"times the area of the wing divided by two."
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"and clip off the chimney tops."
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"Oh!"
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"How did you get this?!"
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"Oh, Marvin's first wife"
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"and this was in there."
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"He's so smart, and..."
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"I'm Santa!"
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"What's going on?"
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"Both of these Santas are fake"
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"Uh, right. Right."
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"Nothing more Chinese than the color red."
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"Real Santa doesn't have the time to be standing around"
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"and hired Mitch to be the white face of the restaurant?"
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"Oh."
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"Never knew this."
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"This is what you're gonna do."
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"What?"
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"I said... "Let it ride!""
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"and then somehow it just works itself out."
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"Agree to disagree."
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"Uh! These are for Chinese Santa."
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"All right."
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"I've been thinking about what you said about Santa."
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"Smart enough to understand the science of flight,"
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"That dude Chinese."
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"We should channel this into something more positive."
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"Welcome, 3rd-grade students and parents."
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"As you know, every year,"
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"Whoo!"
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"and little-people elves, who, with gusto,"
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"However, a new state law was just passed"
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"which prohibits any religious, spiritual,"
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"Who wants to see Panny dance?"
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"_"
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"I didn't plagiarize."
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"We can't give mom 2Pac lyrics as her present."
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"Let it ride!"
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"I'm wearing umbros."
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"You feel me."
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"I can't believe they chased that gray blob"
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"through the parking lot."
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"Chrissy's father!"
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"Cut him off!"
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"Evan, are you okay?"
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"I need to find a way to make this right."
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"But you're a woman."
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"Yes."
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"But all the Santas I ever see are white men."
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"They are my middlemen."
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"It's not Christmas Eve yet."
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"And I hide the presents."
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"Then my white Santas come Christmas Eve"
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"My Lebaron is idling in the driveway."
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"not even your brothers."
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""Guarding Tess." Thank you, Eddie."
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"and all I have for mom are these film-canister earrings."
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"This is not who I am."
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"Oh, no!"
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"It's the bakery!"
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"was just getting over her husband's suicide."
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"You made this by yourself?"
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"Santa left you last night."
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"Yes."
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"is right here in these binders."
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"She comes on December 23rd, the Eve of Christmas Eve..."
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"It's better for her taxes."
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"In fact...Promotion."
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"You can take that shaky alto to the mines, nurse Watkins."
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"Ooh, Jessica town is looking great."
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"Except I hate seeing that empty hole every year."
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"I accidentally bought two bookshops."
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"Now they're in competition."
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"that Dickens village "white horse bakery,""
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"item number 5926-9."
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"It's my white whale."
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"everybody says they've read,"
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"You never read "Moby Dick"?"
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"It's an amazing story."
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"No, I know. I read it."
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"I see you haven't changed your views on Santa."
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"to give the whole world presents."
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"What's there to improve?"
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"He has no higher degree."
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"If you break it down,"
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"Either way, he's labor, not management."
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"Look how long it took him to promote Rudolph."
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"Clearly not good at spotting talent."
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"he shouldn't be eating milk and cookies at every single house."
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"No, he should just pack himself"
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"a little bag of almonds and a pear."
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"Irish mayor."
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"_"
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"This is my new version of Eddie's pimp walk."
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"No. This is jazz walk."
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"as an elective sophomore year."
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"- You did? - I sure did."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Louis, I did it."
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"What do you mean "improved"?"
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