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Clips from American Dad! - Father's Daze (S12E12)

"Uh, parades?"
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"Sharks. Bazooka Sharks."
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"Wow. Parades isn't wrong."
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"We can't go back to the past."
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"We can't go back to a time before Arena Football."
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"No go back!"
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"All:"
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"Wait, what is this?"
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"Oh, just some tree that's gonna be cut down"
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"to make way for the arena."
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"I'd like to go back on my previous statement."
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"But no go back."
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"This stadium cannot happen."
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"Mr. Smith,"
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"you've made a passionate case in favor of progress,"
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"and now, before us and God and the Langley charter,"
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"you mysteriously reverse your position?"
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"You are, simply put, the most electric speaker I've ever seen."
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"I-I just think we're, uh, rushing into things."
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"That's what I'm saying."
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"Can someone put grandpa to bed? I'm trying to talk here."
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"We went to high school together!"
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"Let's get real, you guys. Do we even want this stadium?"
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"Arena Football is kind of lame."
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"Mr. Smith,"
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"what is really going on here?"
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"It obviously has something to do with that tree."
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"Now, come on. You can talk to us."
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"We're your town council. We love you."
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"All right."
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"If you must know, that tree..."
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"that tree is my father."
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"What does that even mean?"
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"It means he's half tree."
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"Question is, what's the other half?"
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"Order, order."
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"Stenographer, can you read those last parts back?"
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"And then Mr. Smith said, That tree is my father,"
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"at which point, the stenographer blacked out from excitement"
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"and the record stops."
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"I apologize to the council."
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"I ate some almonds. I'm good now."
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"Mr. Smith, I think we're ready to hear what you mean"
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"when you say this tree is your father."
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"Okay. I'll tell you."
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"I was just a little --"
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"I was just --"
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"Is everyone comfortable?"
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"I was just a little kid."
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"The father-son picnic."
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"And, as usual, my dad, Jack, was the only one who didn't show up."
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"I felt so alone."
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"But then -- then I wasn't."
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"After that, I came back everyday after school."
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"I know this sounds crazy, but the tree raised me."
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"He taught me how to play catch."
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"He watched me grow."
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"He helped me start my first business,"
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"even gave me my product."
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"Turns out magnolia juice is as poisonous as it is delicious."
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"And no matter what, he kept me safe."
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"His mighty roots connected me to something constant,"
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"something I could depend on,"
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"when so often life is cruel and unreliable."
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"He has been and always will be there for me."
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"Please don't kill my tree daddy."
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"My God, Stan."
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"How come I've never heard of this tree father before?"
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"I've brought you there tons of time."
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"I made us have our wedding there."
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"Oh. I just thought you were a cheap asshole."
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"In light of new facts and emotions,"
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"I move to cancel the stadium construction."
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"All in favor?"
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"Aye."
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"All opposed?"
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"It's Dom Fikowski, the asphalt king."
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"He runs asphalt in this town."
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"Don't you think I know that?"
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"Y'all know me. Y'all know what I do."
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"I sling the hot stuff, the flat makings, the stone carpet."
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"I'm sure you folks are hearing a lot of objections to the arena."
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"Taxes, traffic, crime -- so much crime."
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"Crime is a problem."
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"Think of the advantages"
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"from an asphalt-pouring standpoint."
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"With the new parking lots alone,"
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"we're looking at two square miles of sizzling-hot tarmac."
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"When the sun starts beating on it,"
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"the average temperature around town is gonna go up 10 degrees."
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"With all the balmy, roasting breezes,"
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"it's gonna feel like we're on permanent vacation."
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"Ooh."
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"And if you're still on the fence,"
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"allow me to get you off... the fence"
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"with some free asphalt."
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"Aw!"
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"It burns."
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"The stadium is back on."
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"Roger, you can't build the stadium."
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"You're standing here in a parking lot I poured,"
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"asking me not to pour asphalt?"
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"Pouring asphalt is what I do, Stan."
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"If you do this, it would mean the death of my dad tree."
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"Ugh. I really wanted this pour."
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"But out of respect for our friendship,"
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"I'll withdraw my bid, kill the project, and save your tree."
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"We did it, tree dad. They're not gonna cut you down."
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"And it's all thanks to Roger."
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"That paper boy always finds me."
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"It's 'cause I'm in love with you."
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"Stadium off..."
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"to the races."
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"What?"
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"Carconi brothers pick up construction bid"
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"after Fikowski drops out."
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"Carconi brothers."
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"I knew it would be you."
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"You have to cancel this project. You promised."
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"But I don't control anything around here."
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