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Clips from Shaun of the Dead (2004)

"It's not that I don't like Ed. Ed, it's not that I don't like you."
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"- It'd just be nice if we could... - Fuck."
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"...spend a bit more time together. - Bollocks."
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"And I do want to spend time with you."
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"Anybody?"
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"but you must set some quality time aside for yourselves."
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"- I'm not so hot on theatre. - How about a meal?"
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"I want to do more interesting stuff."
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"Listen to me. I'm beginning to sound like your mum."
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"I'll book a restaurant. The place that does all the fish."
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"Just the two of us."
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"Things will change. I promise."
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"- # This town is coming like a ghost town # - Shaun?"
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"'Player two has left the game.'"
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"The front door was open again last night."
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"- I'm not saying it was you. - I know, man."
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"- I'm saying it was Ed. - Right."
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"- Pete... - He brings no money into the house."
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"Yeah, once. At college. To you."
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"- When was that? - Five years ago."
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"Two seconds."
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"- No, man. - 'Eball says you was holding.'"
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"since you're not working at the moment could you please clean up a bit?"
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"Writing something on a scrap of paper?"
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"- Nope. - Right."
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"Dom, hi..."
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"Do it for me, then."
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"I'm sorry, Shaun."
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"'so can you book the table for eight rather than seven?"
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"'I'll try you at work. Bye, bye.'"
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"- Hello? Hello, mate. - Noel?"
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"- Continue. - Thank you."
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"Erm, as Mr Sloman always says, there's no I in team but there is an I in pie."
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"In... There's an I in meat pie."
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"- All right, keep your hair on, grandad. - Hey! I'm 29 for Christ's sakes."
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"Hey, well..."
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"Hello, mate."
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"You've got your lifestyle channels there, a bit of Trisha."
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"Er, you've got entertainment. I don't know what that is."
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"- channels. - 'Bizarre events... '"
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"Shaun."
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"You could bring the flowers you forgot on Mother's Day."
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"OK."
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"A, he's not my dad, OK? He's my stepdad."
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"- Hello. - 'Hello, it's me.'"
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"- Yep. - 'So it's all OK, then? '"
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"Yeah..."
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"Come on!"
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"- It doesn't look tidy. - I had a few beers when I finished."
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"'Hello, Fulci's. Can you hold, please? '"
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"- The Winchester. - Don't be stupid! They don't do food."
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"Erm, there's been a bit of a... a mix-up with the table, babe."
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"Yeah."
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"'Lizzie doesn't want to see you.'"
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"- To the Winchester? - Do you want to?"
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"I can give up smoking whenever I want. See, don't need them."
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"I'd say your nine lives were up, Shaun."
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"Get fucked, four-eyes!"
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"- "To a wonderful mum"? - Oooh!"
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"Yeah, that's because..."
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"It's just a little joke, just sort of spur of the moment."
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"for the rest of my life like those other sad old fuckers"
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"Fuck her. You got your pint."
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"Strangled his first wife with a draught excluder."
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"What about her, then?"
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"They say she starred in the world's first interracial hardcore loop."
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"Yeah. What about John, then?"
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"- The pub's called the Winchester. - Exactly."
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"Can I just say one thing? I'm not gonna say there's plenty more fish in the sea,"
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"I'm not gonna say if you love her let her go"
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"# Blow away... - Shh!"
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"It's fucking Sunday and I've got to go to fucking work"
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"Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?"
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"- What's that supposed to mean? - It means why don't you fuck off!"
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"Sort your fucking life out, mate."
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"What's up with your hand, man?"
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"- I got mugged on the way home from work. - By who?"
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"'so can you book the table for eight rather than seven?"
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"'Only we can't wait to meet her finally"
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"Do you want anything from the shop?"
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"I didn't even have enough at the fucking shop. Oh dear."
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"'Witness reports are sketchy. One unifying detail seems to be"
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"'Scientists are still trying to establish the nature of the phenomenon"
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"- Ed! - Two seconds."
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"I'm really flattered and everything but..."
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"- What's up with her eyes? - Now, seriously..."
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"Mary, I'm warning you, I'll have to get physical, I mean it!"
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"Are they still out there?"
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"'More reports just in confirm that in all cases the attackers seem slow and shambolic... '"
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"- Fuck the man. - In here, we're safe."
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"Hey!"
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"- Blue Monday. - That was an original pressing."
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"- Erm... Purple Rain? - No."
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"- The Batman soundtrack? - Throw it."
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"- Dire Straits? - Throw it."
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"Ah! Sade?"
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"- That's Liz's. - She dumped you."
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"- I'm going to the shed. - You said it was locked."
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"'it is absolutely essential that you isolate them immediately."
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"'The public are being strongly advised not to approach anyone... '"
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"Maybe he went into work."
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"Oi, prick!"
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"- Since when? - Since..."
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"- That was quick. - Ed, this is serious."
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"- Oh, OK. - Has she been bitten?"
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"'We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's,"
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"'Then we grab Mum, go over to Liz's place,"
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"- She dumped you. - I have to know if she's all right."
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"I wanna know where the exits are and I wanna be allowed to smoke."
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"Yeah. Look at the state of it."
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"- Sorry. - 'Grab Liz, go to the Winchester,"
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"Yeah, boy!"
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"'To recap, it is vital that you stay in your homes."
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"Any zombies out there?"
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"- Don't say that. - What?"
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"That. The Z word. Don't say it."
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"All right. Are there any out there, though?"
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"Yeah! I got to do a wee first."
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"OK."
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"join us."
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