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Clips from House (2004) - Mystery (S01E01)

"And a very bad omen for you. There's not much money in curing African sleeping sickness."
House (2004)
"No. I have seen every scary movie ever made."
House (2004)
"Boys' choirs. Those are bad omens."
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"Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid."
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"They buy hospitals to get respect."
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"And the reason you want respect? To get laid."
House (2004)
"Okay then. Just gotta think like a billionaire."
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"Let's see. There'll be big, scary changes and then,"
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"Come on. You know how good you have it here."
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"Yes, I'm the big poobah, the big cheese, the go-to guy."
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"You do the cases you wanna do when you wanna do them."
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"You're not gonna have that anywhere else. Relax."
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"I've been through three regime changes in this hospital. Every time same story."
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"Just keep your head down. That's all I'm saying."
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"And put on your coat. It itches."
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"So, you gonna do this bone scan for me, or what?"
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"Yes."
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"Dr. Simpson, did you hear? New management."
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"I'm thinking of switching to orthopedics."
House (2004)
"How much do you guys get for a massage now? Without the happy ending."
House (2004)
"Dr. House, what do you want? Do you remember a guy named Van Der Meer?"
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"Not a big talker. You fixed his A.C.L."
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"Didn't get hypotensive during surgery?"
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"No strokes? Maybe some connectivity loss?"
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"A guy brought his son into the clinic. I didn't touch the son."
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"I'm not taking any responsibility there. The son's fine. Can't shut him up."
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"No. Nothing."
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"The guy got over a million dollars. Don't tell me he's complaining."
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"He's not saying boo."
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"E-mail back it's taking longer than I thought."
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"He doesn't need to see me like this. What about your brother?"
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"- No. - Hello. I'm Dr. Wilson. I was--"
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"Thank you."
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"There are two Dr. Wilsons in this hospital,"
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"one in ophthalmology and one in cancer."
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"My eyes are fine, so I'm guessing you're here to tell me that I have cancer."
House (2004)
"There is no cancer in your bone."
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"You're not smiling."
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"that presents in another."
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"Given your age and your family history, I'm thinking your colon."
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"Great."
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"Cleaning up her vomit, and then running to my econ final."
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"Look."
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"Whoa. There's a very quick test to see if you even have it-- a colonoscopy."
House (2004)
"I know how you do that test."
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"If you have colon cancer, we can treat it. It's early."
House (2004)
"That's what they told my mom. She was dead six months later."
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"You're a smart person about to make a very bad decision."
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"You know, cancer treatment's come a long way in 12 years, but if you don't do this now--"
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"I don't wanna be looked at."
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"There is another way."
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"Basically, we do a C. T. scan of your colon. It's noninvasive."
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"But it's very expensive. I'm assuming that's not a problem."
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"Say yes."
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"Dr. Becker--"
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"Mr. Van Der Meer."
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"What?"
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"Relax. Ricky's gonna be just "finkf". Strep throat."
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"Here's a prescription for an antibiotic. He should be all better in a few days."
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"I wanna see you again real soon."
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"Virtual colonoscopy was clean."
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"No colon cancer."
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"What happened to our regular, old-fashioned colonoscopy?"
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"She was uncomfortable doing any more tests. I had to convince her to do that one."
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"She's scared."
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"But not of tests. Just embarrassing ones."
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"Yeah."
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"It's not an inflammatory process. It's not a clot, because Chase's angio says so."
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"And it's not cancer, because her tush is perfect."
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"Anybody else got an Aunt Elyssa with weird stuff?"
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"Maybe it's worth looking into--"
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"I thought you said Carly's angio was clean."
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"It was clean."
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"You guys see the problem here?"
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"There's no indication of any abnormalities."
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"No lesions, no spurs, no mastis--"
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"Her toes are screwed up. They're backwards."
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"You guys know how much surgery it's gonna take to swap 'em back?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Well, either she literally has two left feet, or you angioed the wrong leg."
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"That's impossible. It can't be-- Or maybe it was Jenny."
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"How come some resident signed this radiology report? Were you even in the room?"
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"Foreman, you do the angiogram."
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"Why do we have to redo the angiogram?"
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"There was a shadow on the first test result. Shadow?"
House (2004)
"A shadow means there could be a blood clot, right?"
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"I read Conn's Current Therapy."
House (2004)
"A real page-turner. No, it wasn't that kind of shadow."
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"My chest hurts. It's from the tracer I injected."
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"I'm a runner. I shouldn't feel like this."
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"Carly, I'm looking at your vitals right now and--"
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"I can't breathe. Carly?"
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"My chest."
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"My chest."
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"Respiratory arrest. Call code."
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"- What do you got? - She's drowning."
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"She's stable. They sent the fluid to the lab. It'll be back in a few hours."
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"You'll be happy to know Chase's mistake didn't cost her. Angio revealed no clot."
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"I'm thrilled."
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"It's cold. It's a perfectly good excuse to wear your lab coat."
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"Carly needs a heart transplant."
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"I haven't gotten it back yet."
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"Maybe you could treat it surgically. I haven't done the MUGA."
House (2004)
"How do you know she needs a heart transplant?"
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"I got my aura read today."
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"It said someone close to me had a broken heart."
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"I can't tell you anything. Professional responsibility."
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"Like that matters to you."
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"New regime. You gotta keep your head down too."
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"Now that's good thinking, because I was gonna go right to Cuddy..."
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"and rat you out as soon as you were done talking."
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"I'm not saying you want to. I'm saying you'd be obligated to."
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"Because of my position on the board?"
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"Hey, you brought this up for a reason. You need to talk to me."
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"You sure you're doing the right thing?"
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"I've come up with a few really great rationalizations."
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"Sorry to interrupt. We have a problem."
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"We did an echo. She's in severe congestive heart failure."
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"She needs a heart transplant."
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"- We'll get her on the list immediately. - She's already on the list."
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