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Clips from House (2004) - Mystery (S01E01)

"There is no Asia."
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"Let's talk about Asia."
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"smiling at you from billboards and drugstore windows, inviting you in."
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"That's incredible news, Carly. We'd hoped to hear something about Asia."
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"Absolutely. India has over half a billion women."
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"Three assistants and 15 V.P.'s checked out who should be treating her."
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"Dr. House, I believe that they're right--"
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"or are you saying that if she does have a clot,"
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"Chase, put her on blood thinners. Do an angiogram."
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"This donation does come with one string,"
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"I think that's a reasonable request. I think he should have the right to know..."
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"I took his money and invested in a friend who had a little business."
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"But my friend's business took off,"
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"Fine."
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"What, you want to put more vending machines in the hallway?"
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"The product that you're selling is good health. It shouldn't be a tough sell."
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"If you don't wanna sell, it means you don't care if people get your product."
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"- He's different. - Everyone's buddy."
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"Now really belt it out, like you're gonna throw up. Ahh!"
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"Boo!"
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"Is the hospital getting out of the dull business of treating patients?"
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"It took him three seconds to size you up."
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"We think you had a clot, but it resolved on its own."
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"Get in here! I need a line in her. I.V. morphine, stat!"
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"Fifteen, Allison."
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"Six-year-old twins in front of an elevator of blood."
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"This is much more mundane. A billionaire wants to get laid."
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""Oh, Dr. Cameron, we should have dinner to discuss your future on my G5 private jet.""
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"No, not according to my medical malpractice premiums."
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"What, you're gonna get involved now? I'm not involved."
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"Dad show any symptoms of cortical disease? Wernicke's?"
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"That's why we settled because we couldn't find anything."
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"Your father wants to know when you'll be back from your trip."
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"- Um, Robin, I'm gonna need a minute. - Oh."
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"There's something called referred pain. You could have cancer in one part of your body..."
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"I was at Columbia when my mom died. Now there's a blast."
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"We could do a virtual colonoscopy."
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"Although, this might sting a little."
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"Do you get that often? Women would rather die than get naked with you?"
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"- I'll redo her angio-- - You'll do nothing!"
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"I can't believe I did that."
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"You might also get a little nauseous or have a metallic taste. All normal."
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"Foreman did a thoracentesis to drain the fluid from her lungs."
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"Okay, see, now you're just being stubborn."
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"Thoracentesis revealed a transudate?"
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"Her MUGA scan, what was the ejection fraction?"
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"Since when do I need the secret pass code to talk to you?"
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"Not my professional responsibility, yours."
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"Because of my position on the transplant committee?"
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"I can't."
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"Thoracentesis revealed a transudate."
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"I found a picture online of you at a conference. You need a heart transplant."
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"- I run. I work out-- - You cut yourself."
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"Probably works better than antidepressants."
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"You had to find the most efficient way to vomit"
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"It caused the pain in your leg."
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"to discuss where you fall on the list should a new heart become available."
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"Problem is, I am required to tell the committee about your bulimia."
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"Unless I lie to the committee."
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"I'm asking you if you wanna live or die? You can't even say that."
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"I want you to tell me that your life is important to you, because I don't know."
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"I don't wanna die."
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"Heart catheterization revealed clean left, right and circumflex arteries."
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"And a subsequent biopsy revealed irreversible cardiomyopathy."
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"No alcohol. No drugs."
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"- You're my friend. - Oh, geez, have some backbone."
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"My patient's getting a heart."
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"Well, I like it here."
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"That's House. He knows things."
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"It's bad enough that screwups cost lives."
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"I want Chase scared."
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"My opinions shouldn't be rejected just because people don't like me."
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"Five hours, 23 minutes. That's fast."
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"Is that good or bad? It depends."
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"So, sing for me."
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"Hey."
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"Fried chicken from the Carnegie Deli."
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"Actually, I got it downstairs."
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"So let's get to the point. You don't like me."
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"That wasn't nearly as dramatic as I was hoping."
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"I looked into that tenure thing, and you're right."
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"I know and I do apologize. It's last minute,"
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"but the meeting is with three state department officials to smooth the way for China."
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"China? This is just incredible."
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"- We'll be in touch. - Thank you."
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"What is it? I need a doctor."
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"I can't move my leg."
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"32-year-old female, paralysis and severe pain in her right quad. Go."
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"- How'd she get to you? - She's the C.E.O. of Sonyo Cosmetics."
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"Who da man? I da man. I always suspected."
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"Dr. House, I know the chances are very slim, but I'm sure you recognize..."
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"that she may have what you had, a clot in her thigh."
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"A bit of a long shot."
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"- What about a disk herniation? - I don't know, Eric."
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"If her disk were herniated, she'd present with pain elsewhere, wouldn't she?"
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"- Yeah, I suppose. - You're right."
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"A clot's also the most deadly, right, Robert?"
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"True. The clot breaks off, she could stroke and die."
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"- Stop talking. - What?"
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"You read one of those negotiating books, didn't you?"
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"Getting To Yes. Fifty Ways to Win an Argument. Hitchhiker's Guide to Being a Pal."
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"In five seconds, you just manipulated these two into agreeing with your point of view."
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"Fellas, this is known as soft positional bargaining."
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"It's not gonna work."
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"Dr. House, are you saying that she doesn't have a clot,"
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"she doesn't need blood thinners and an angiogram?"
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"When that comes back negative, M.R.I. the spine."
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"If that's clean, cut her open and biopsy the leg."
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"Excellent suggestion. Read less, more TV."
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"It's rare for an individual to make a donation..."
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"significant enough to impact an organization as large and unwieldy as a hospital."
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"that he be made chairman of the board."
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"what it is we do with his $100 million."
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"Please welcome our new chairman of the board, Edward Vogler."
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"Thank you."
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"Thank you."
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"When I was 18,"
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"my dad loaned me $20,000 for a college tuition,"
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"which he would have known was a mistake had he known I wasn't actually in college."
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"And when my dad found out what I had done with his money,"
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