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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters (S02E02)

"I'm the only doctor in this hospital that's qualified"
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"- I cured cancer, you dick! - Huh?"
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"Because we don't know what's wrong with you and you're gonna die."
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"I got a ten-year-old down!"
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"Boss says he's all thumbs."
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"Blood pressure: 50 over 80."
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"Noah's had no unusual symptoms?"
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"Go to the knife factory."
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"highlights than it will to dye all my hair?"
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"I know just where to go."
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""Childrens Hospital" on three."
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"- One, two, three... - Childrens Hospital!"
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"Cheetos flamin' hot crunchy snacks are dangerously cheesy."
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"A hospital really is like a beehive."
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"Mmm, he's cute."
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"Don't make me let this kid die."
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"Hey!"
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"What a whiner."
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"I know, right? Wait."
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"Come on."
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"That's because you weren't paying attention."
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"Now, do you think you can read the mind of someone who's"
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"All right, now, listen."
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"Or is that just the inside of my nose?"
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"I miss walking."
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"- But... - How do you think it's going in there?"
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"Those pricks. One more random thing."
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"Is Aetna your primary carrier or are you being covered by another plan?"
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"Gee whiz, you know, I really don't know. You know, I probably..."
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"and allow countless people to die as a result?"
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"Does she live in Charlotte, North Carolina, on Foxgrove Court?"
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"He's an Ecuadorian Calico Fantail from the Amazon River basin,"
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"It's the most important thing in the world to you."
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"- Third? - My glass menagerie?"
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"- Fifth? - Billy Barty's fingertips?"
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"Banana bread?"
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"Your car... It's gone. See?"
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"My lease is up next week anyway, so no biggie."
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"No big... Wait a minute."
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"Don't mess with us."
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"Wait. My car's gone."
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"By the way, how does a ten-year-old get a job at a knife factory?"
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"Previously on "Childrens Hospital"..."
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"to do this procedure, and today, that puts me at a real disadvantage."
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"Mom, I did it. I cured cancer."
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"Great."
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"Now maybe you can visit me sometime."
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"Mom, I'm right here."
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"Just a little friendly reminder, Dr. Richie... Stop trying to cure cancer."
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"Oh, God, I just wish you'd become a doctor like your brother."
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"I am a doctor."
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"We all have a job to do."
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"and none are more important than the other, except for doctors."
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"You'll notice that most young patients respond to almost"
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"any situation with one of two phrases... "Hot dog" or "Mama mia. ""
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"Watch this. Hey, I got news for you."
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"- You're going home tomorrow. - Hot dog!"
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"Mama mia."
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"What do we got?"
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"This kid works at a knife factory after school."
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"Hey, Owen, it turns out that Blake here never went to medical school."
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"White-blood-cell count: Elevated. Slight fever."
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"- What's the call? - Too soon to tell."
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"God, you are good."
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"Look, I don't want to interrupt here, and you're one of our best,"
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"but isn't this clearly a knife wound?"
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"Hey, suit, you stay out of my way!"
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"The knife is just a small piece of the puzzle."
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"We got to figure out what's really wrong with this kid."
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"Nidhi, am I pronouncing that correctly?"
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"- It's Nidhi. - I do not care."
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"Go to his school."
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"So what you're telling me is that outside of being punctured by a large knife,"
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"So what you're telling me is that he walked out of here"
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"with no sign of anything wrong at all?"
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"No, I'm telling you he had a huge knife in his stomach."
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"Go to his mother's hair stylist."
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"So what you're telling me is it'll cost more to get"
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"Blake, I want you to get down to the library."
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"Get on the Internet, find out everything you can about young boys."
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"Oh."
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"- Park, am I pronouncing that correctly? - Yes."
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"I want you with this kid night and day."
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"I think he's only got three days to live tops."
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"- I'm gonna need four. - You got it, mister."
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"- Chet, this is your big moment, buddy. - I'm on it!"
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"Excuse me."
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"Aren't we just gonna take the knife out?"
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"Hey!"
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"You did not go to medical school, and until you do, you will take a chill pill."
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"Now, everybody know your assignments? Get it in here."
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"Attention, staff."
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"We're all like worker bees here,"
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"each of us running around, bringing honey from one place to another,"
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"never really knowing what the others are thinking or feeling or dreaming."
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"I'd say a hospital is more like a prison."
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"Beehive is more poetic."
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"No way. He's gross."
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"Do you have to disagree with everything I sa..."
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"Wait, can you hear my thoughts?"
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"- Yeah. - Wow. What an amazing gift."
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"It's awful, actually."
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"I can hear all the horrible things people think of me."
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"Geez, what a whiner. Oops."
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"Wait a second. Have you been here this whole time?"
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"I've been spending many hours in this hospital, Dr. Richie."
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"How do you know my name?"
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"I know a great many things."
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"For example, I understand that you've discovered a cure for a certain..."
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"heretofore uncurable disease."
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"Incurable. No such word as uncurable."
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"Who are you, anyway?"
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"I represent an organization that has a special request."
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"Drop the cancer cure... Or else."
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"Wait. I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. What?"
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"This information is no good."
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"I bet you guys fifty bucks I can guess your weight."
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"- I bet you fifty bucks you can't. - Yeah. What's up with that, Valerie?"
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"- 170. - She got that right on the nose."
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"Haley here can read minds, everybody."
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