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Clips from Please Like Me - Spanish Eggs (S01E01)

Oh, shit. Sorry, mate.

"Oh, shit. Sorry, mate."

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Standing in front of a naked homosexual and society says I've just gotta be polite.

"Standing in front of a naked homosexual and society says I've just gotta be polite."

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I think I might need to get a new job if we're going to have a kid.

"I think I might need to get a new job if we're going to have a kid."

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Our first doctor's appointment? I'm not gonna miss that.

"Our first doctor's appointment? I'm not gonna miss that."

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Take away my license again?

"Take away my license again?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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Why doesn't he want me to know about it?

"Why doesn't he want me to know about it?"

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Anyway... you've got Rod!

"Anyway... you've got Rod!"

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It's the chorus soon. Will you be joining us?

"It's the chorus soon. Will you be joining us?"

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♪ My obsession from a Western ♪

"♪ My obsession from a Western ♪"

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♪ My dance floor date ♪

"♪ My dance floor date ♪"

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♪ Floor scuff in', leg shufflin' ♪

"♪ Floor scuff in', leg shufflin' ♪"

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Don't look at me.

"Don't look at me."

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- I don't understand how it works. - I'll teach you.

"- I don't understand how it works. - I'll teach you."

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No, I don't want to watch sport and do learning. That's not a fun day.

"No, I don't want to watch sport and do learning. That's not a fun day."

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I've got a job for you outside while I've got a real man here. Ok, come on.

"I've got a job for you outside while I've got a real man here. Ok, come on."

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Yeah, anyway, look, about this tree.

"Yeah, anyway, look, about this tree."

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- But you hate sport. - Yeah, so much. I hate it so much.

"- But you hate sport. - Yeah, so much. I hate it so much."

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- Who's Rod? - A man I'm seeing.

"- Who's Rod? - A man I'm seeing."

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- Oh, that's good. - She's from Thailand.

"- Oh, that's good. - She's from Thailand."

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And she came all the way out here for you?

"And she came all the way out here for you?"

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Oh, come on, Pies!

"Oh, come on, Pies!"

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Hey.

"Hey."

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I'm at the football.

"I'm at the football."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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- Excuse me, boys. - No, it's ok. I told him. We'll calm down.

"- Excuse me, boys. - No, it's ok. I told him. We'll calm down."

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- What are you doing? - I'm done.

"- What are you doing? - I'm done."

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Oh, you're quitting. What a surprise.

"Oh, you're quitting. What a surprise."

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to try to make this easier for you.

"to try to make this easier for you."

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Gonna... sell this house.

"Gonna... sell this house."

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- These ones? - Yeah.

"- These ones? - Yeah."

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And don't be mean about it either, please.

"And don't be mean about it either, please."

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No!

"No!"

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We didn't have sex, though.

"We didn't have sex, though."

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You know, this is just... Claire, this is too much for me to handle.

"You know, this is just... Claire, this is too much for me to handle."

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I really liked it.

"I really liked it."

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Ok, I get it.

"Ok, I get it."

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Can you please just pretend to be sensitive and caring about my feelings,

"Can you please just pretend to be sensitive and caring about my feelings,"

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Really? Do you want to cancel tonight? We should cancel tonight.

"Really? Do you want to cancel tonight? We should cancel tonight."

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It's got a very lovely front entrance there with the two trees.

"It's got a very lovely front entrance there with the two trees."

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Stupid fucking shit thing!

"Stupid fucking shit thing!"

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Ping-pong!

"Ping-pong!"

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- Yeah, but it's not '70s. - How can a salad be '70s, Claire?

"- Yeah, but it's not '70s. - How can a salad be '70s, Claire?"

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Yeah. I thought I was, but I'm not.

"Yeah. I thought I was, but I'm not."

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Oh, thank God.

"Oh, thank God."

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You only just got tested?

"You only just got tested?"

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Tom and you never had a baby.

"Tom and you never had a baby."

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Can you guys just maybe do me a favour and stop this fight for a bit, briefly?

"Can you guys just maybe do me a favour and stop this fight for a bit, briefly?"

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Your home is made of lies.

"Your home is made of lies."

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I just think maybe we could stop now.

"I just think maybe we could stop now."

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Well, I don't know. I was thinking... I'm just not sure what...

"Well, I don't know. I was thinking... I'm just not sure what..."

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I didn't want to leave you alone.

"I didn't want to leave you alone."

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You gonna be long?

"You gonna be long?"

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Nah, I'll be done in a sec.

"Nah, I'll be done in a sec."

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Yeah, you're Josh's mate.

"Yeah, you're Josh's mate."

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I'm Josh's boyfriend.

"I'm Josh's boyfriend."

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What? Oh, shit.

"What? Oh, shit."

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- You sticking around today? - No, no, I best be off.

"- You sticking around today? - No, no, I best be off."

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Rose is trying to sell the house, so we're gonna help her clean up.

"Rose is trying to sell the house, so we're gonna help her clean up."

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Yeah, I gotta go see me daughters.

"Yeah, I gotta go see me daughters."

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Shit.

"Shit."

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- Josh, I have a surprise for you today. - Oh, no!

"- Josh, I have a surprise for you today. - Oh, no!"

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Josh, don't be like that, please.

"Josh, don't be like that, please."

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Geoffrey's got something really nice planned for you.

"Geoffrey's got something really nice planned for you."

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- You need to be grateful, alright? - I'm scared. I'm scared of surprises.

"- You need to be grateful, alright? - I'm scared. I'm scared of surprises."

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I have an afternoon planned for us. You'll like it.

"I have an afternoon planned for us. You'll like it."

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If he doesn't want to go, you can take me.

"If he doesn't want to go, you can take me."

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That's creepy. You're getting creepier every day. More and more creepy.

"That's creepy. You're getting creepier every day. More and more creepy."

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Best be off.

"Best be off."

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Thank God he's not staying for breakfast.

"Thank God he's not staying for breakfast."

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I don't like soy!

"I don't like soy!"

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No, just... just don't worry about it.

"No, just... just don't worry about it."

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Don't worry about it? Kids are expensive.

"Don't worry about it? Kids are expensive."

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I got a locksmith the other day and it cost $160.

"I got a locksmith the other day and it cost $160."

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Took him, like, five minutes.

"Took him, like, five minutes."

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You don't need a new job.

"You don't need a new job."

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It's like a 6-week course and I think I'd be really good at it.

"It's like a 6-week course and I think I'd be really good at it."

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You know, you don't have to come with me today.

"You know, you don't have to come with me today."

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- Well, it's just... I'll be fine on my own. - Are you kidding, Niamh?

"- Well, it's just... I'll be fine on my own. - Are you kidding, Niamh?"

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I'm gonna be there for you every step of the way.

"I'm gonna be there for you every step of the way."

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This is our baby.

"This is our baby."

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I don't want to miss a single second of this experience.

"I don't want to miss a single second of this experience."

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This is like the whole point of life.

"This is like the whole point of life."

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It's a miracle.

"It's a miracle."

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What?

"What?"

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Is this the hormones?

"Is this the hormones?"

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Hey, come on, just please let me drive. You're gonna get in trouble.

"Hey, come on, just please let me drive. You're gonna get in trouble."

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Oh, what'll they do to me?

"Oh, what'll they do to me?"

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Send me to prison?

"Send me to prison?"

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I've only got a few good months left anyway.

"I've only got a few good months left anyway."

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Josh, are you sure we're doing enough for your 21st?

"Josh, are you sure we're doing enough for your 21st?"

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Perhaps we could get a hall or something.

"Perhaps we could get a hall or something."

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Yes, please, I told you. I don't want a party.

"Yes, please, I told you. I don't want a party."

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Well, you're gonna get a party!

"Well, you're gonna get a party!"

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We don't need a fricking hall. I only have two friends and Geoffrey.

"We don't need a fricking hall. I only have two friends and Geoffrey."

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I just want it to be special, that's all. Your 21st's a big deal.

"I just want it to be special, that's all. Your 21st's a big deal."

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You bought me this piñata, ok? It's already heaps special, special enough.

"You bought me this piñata, ok? It's already heaps special, special enough."

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Have you invited your father? You should invite your father.

"Have you invited your father? You should invite your father."

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No, we don't need to. I'll just see him another day.

"No, we don't need to. I'll just see him another day."

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Oh no, Josh, I'm fine. Invite him.

"Oh no, Josh, I'm fine. Invite him."

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No, really, I'm fine. Look, he can bring a date.

"No, really, I'm fine. Look, he can bring a date."

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Has he got a girlfriend?

"Has he got a girlfriend?"

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Wouldn't know if he has a girlfriend.

"Wouldn't know if he has a girlfriend."

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You said that like you were lying.

"You said that like you were lying."

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Ok, fine, he has a girlfriend.

"Ok, fine, he has a girlfriend."

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But he doesn't want me to tell you about it, ok?

"But he doesn't want me to tell you about it, ok?"

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I don't know. I guess he thinks it'll upset you, you know?

"I don't know. I guess he thinks it'll upset you, you know?"

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He leaves her at the corner store every time he comes to visit.

"He leaves her at the corner store every time he comes to visit."

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He hides her from you. It's pretty ridiculous.

"He hides her from you. It's pretty ridiculous."

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Yeah, he's a ridiculous man.

"Yeah, he's a ridiculous man."

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- Yeah. - Anyone want a strawberry?

"- Yeah. - Anyone want a strawberry?"

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- So, what's her name? - Mae.

"- So, what's her name? - Mae."

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Mae?

"Mae?"

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Come on, stop crying.

"Come on, stop crying."

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You knew he'd have to move on one day.

"You knew he'd have to move on one day."

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Oh, Rod is disgusting.

"Oh, Rod is disgusting."

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He really is disgusting.

"He really is disgusting."

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And why would that freaking jerk

"And why would that freaking jerk"

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think that I couldn't handle this news, hmm?

"think that I couldn't handle this news, hmm?"

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Josh, would you pass me my CD?

"Josh, would you pass me my CD?"

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