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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Graduation Transmission (S08E08)

"- I'll figure it out. - It streams HD video..."
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"...straight to your phone while it's flying."
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"It's really nice you're sharing this experience with Penny."
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"And a pointy hat sticking out of your eyeball."
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"- How did you get ready so fast? - Oh, I pack light."
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"LEONARD: Why did you need a belt? PENNY: It's called an evening look."
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"- So it's not really like that? - No, it's like that."
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"PENNY: Think we'll have time to visit your mom?"
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"...but I'm not doing that either."
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"(PHONE BEEPS)"
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"I just got an alert. Our flight's been canceled."
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"- What? - Looks like there's a big storm..."
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"So that's it? We're not going?"
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"...who can't control herself around esteemed alumni."
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"Okay, the Wi-Fi extender is on, camera's on, they're on the same network."
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"You see where I'm going with this."
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"Well, I suppose 10 is technically "at least 10.""
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"But they're still getting at least one angry letter."
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"Now I rotate it horizontally..."
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"Don't look at me. Initiate."
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"Very well. Reinitiating calibration sequence."
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"(COMPUTER BEEPS)"
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"Not much, just wanted to see how my son's doing."
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"If you could feel how soft my skin is, you wouldn't have to ask."
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"- It's green! - Yeah! We did it!"
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"If it's this much fun to rotate it, imagine when we fly it."
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"Okay, now all I have to do is rotate it vertically until the lights turn off."
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"- I got you a little something to cheer you up. - Really?"
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"Because you are giving your commencement speech."
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"Yeah, now about those. They came from a costume shop..."
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"- Short and sexy. That's my wheelhouse. - Yeah."
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"Boy, oh, boy, that's a lot of pieces."
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"I built components for the space station."
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"I have to return the helicopter. My father... What did you do?"
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"Hello, Mommy?"
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"Can't believe you come from the poison seed of your father."
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"Anyway, speaking of Daddy, I had a very strange conversation with him."
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"What does that mean, "active social life"?"
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"Let's talk about you."
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"Well, however much money your father was giving you..."
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"Ooh. Done and done."
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"...can you look at this?"
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"Wrong, obesity."
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"It's not about the money."
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"Well, look at you. The little engineer that could."
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"- Hey! - Not cool!"
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"...noted Caltech physicist, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter."
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"Members of the faculty, students..."
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"...I'm excited to speak to you today."
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"I can't help but remember the last time I was in this auditorium."
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"Two guys from the lacrosse team played keep away with my asthma inhaler."
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"...for helping to make this speech possible, even though weather nearly prevented it."
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"Oh, hello. Hi. I didn't know he was gonna point it at me, so..."
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"Don't do drugs and stay in school."
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"All right, power is reconnected. I think we're back in business."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Hello, Daddy. - What did you say to your mother?"
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"You know Mommy and her crazy imagination."
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"I'm so lucky I take after you."
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"I certainly wouldn't be a scientist if you hadn't been my role model."
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"It was L. Frank Baum who said:"
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"...to say how high school prepares you..."
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"...but I hated it."
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"So for the remainder of my speech..."
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"...this is for the invisible kids."
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"Uh, maybe you never fit in..."
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"By the way, 19..."
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"While all the popular kids are off doing..."
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"My point is..."
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"All our technicians are busy helping other customers."
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"Please stay on the line and someone will be with you shortly."
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"Next thing you know, I'll be hitching my pants up to my armpits..."
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"It is awful, isn't it?"
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"Listen to that noise."
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"Hang on, hang on. It's working! I did it!"
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"Oh look, it's me. Aah!"
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"Aah! God!"
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"It's the best one they make, I just can't get it to work."
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"Nice. Where were you when I was single?"
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"Okay, we should leave in about an hour. You all packed?"
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"I need to throw in a few last-minute things. You know, makeup, underwear, clothes."
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"No. It's pretty exciting."
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"Aren't you afraid of being blinded?"
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"- How would I be blinded? - At the end of the ceremony..."
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"...all the students throw those pointy hats in the air."
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"It's all pomp and circumstance until someone loses an eye."
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"Look, the problem with commencement speeches..."
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"...is that they're boring."
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"Ooh. Do you own a T-shirt cannon?"
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"Why would he own a T-shirt cannon?"
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"I don't know, why do I own one?"
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"Mm. I thought it'd be fun to show her my old stomping grounds."
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"With a beautiful girl on your arm."
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"Once, I got through an entire spring break with nothing but a long T-shirt and a belt."
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"I've never been to New Jersey before."
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"Eh, it gets a bad rap from shows like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives."
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"But I am excited to show you around."
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"Yes. We'll also have time to put my junk in a garlic press..."
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"Uh-oh."
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"...all up the east coast."
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"- Well, couldn't we get on another airline? - I don't think so."
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"I guess not."
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"- Well, that sucks. - Yeah. I worked hard on that speech too."
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"- Ugh. You could tell it to me. - Thank you, but I'm okay."
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"Are you sure? I could pretend I'm a cheerleader..."
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"- Greetings distinguished cheerleaders... - Ooh!"
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"- We should be getting an image. - All I see is a black screen."
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"I look sad."
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"- Maybe we should recalibrate it. - All right."
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"Step one. Rapidly flip the calibration switch from the fully up..."
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"- It actually says "at least"? - Yeah."
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"Why would they say "at least"?"
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"Is it 10 toggles? Is it a hundred toggles, you know?"
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"Is it a thousand toggles? Ten thousand toggles?"
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"- A hundred thousand toggles...? - Sheldon."
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"Just flip the switch until the lights on the drone change to solid yellow."
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"That seems simple enough."
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"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10."
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"...on its center axis until the lights turn green."
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"Initiating rotation sequence."
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