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Clips from Nathan for You - Yogurt Shop/Pizzeria (S01E01)

"- I own a pizza place"
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"Both: help me, nathan."
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"Now, i'm using my knowledge"
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"Make it in this competitive world."
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"Enjoyed by everyone like asian women..."
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"And lately, he's been in desperate need of customers."
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"- So I paid him a visit with some advice"
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"On how to help his business"
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"might be a news story."
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"If people read the paper,"
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"- Yes"
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"I really needed to sell my idea to Nick."
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"- You could make yogurt."
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"- I didn't wanna be the first to try it,"
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"So I conducted a taste test with some strangers."
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"- Peppermint."
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"- Yeah, it does actually,"
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"What I would think of, um..."
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"- What we you basing that on?"
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"So I was like, oh, maybe she's liked it."
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"- I have never tried it."
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"- I promise you."
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"- Um... - Huh?"
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"- Um..."
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"- We settled on 2 1/2 months to start."
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"Now I wanted to get an article in the paper"
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"and that meant hiring a publicist."
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"- Yeah, I think it's a poor idea."
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"Had a poo flavor, you're saying you wouldn't go to check it out?"
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"- Frozen-Yogurt-Eating contest."
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"With a sign that says"
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"I had to go to the bathroom and you lent me your keys."
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"- I did."
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"- I saw that you drive a porsche."
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"- Um, don't they say people that drive nice cars"
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"- I think it's a known fact."
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"- How can you assure me?"
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"- Some. - Some."
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"- You just said that you're a penis expert."
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"- I think I haven't seen enough penises... like you have to."
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"So I opted for a more grassroots approach"
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"Shoot. Sorry."
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"My plan was working,"
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"And people were flocking to the store"
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"- I got e vanilla, the euro tart,"
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"And the poo flavor."
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"- It was a success."
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"And in the world of business, that's all that matters."
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"And I was so disgusted I couldn't finish my meal."
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"To have something poo-Related in a place that serves food."
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"- That's what I was trying to say..."
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"- Thank you. I mean..."
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"- I said the wrong thing at the wrong time again"
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"And I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools"
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"to help struggling small business owners"
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"Frozen yogurt is one of the most popular treats in america,"
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"Or just a regular guy in the neighborhood."
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"- Well, I'm just a regular guy..."
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"In the neighborhood here."
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"- But that popularity doesn't mean much"
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"If your yogurt shop is empty."
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"Nick Batista is the manager of yogurt haven"
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"In eagle rock, california."
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"Firstly, did you see someone in here with a beard yesterday?"
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"- I was actually not working yesterday."
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"It was my day off."
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"- That was me."
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"I came to scope it out. - Oh, sweet."
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"- Yeah. - Cool."
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"That flavor is poo."
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"- [Snickering]"
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"The media responds to controversy."
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"We know that."
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"I feel like a poo yogurt flavor"
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"It could bring like..."
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"Hundreds of thousands of people in here maybe..."
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"- Just to try that flavor?"
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"- Of poo."
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"- Yes."
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"So the first step was to actually create the new flavor."
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"that said they could custom-Make any flavor."
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"- And after a week of waiting, the flavor was ready."
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"So I went to the gold coast lab in commerce, california"
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"- This is, uh... This is what you requested."
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"We call it "artificial feces" flavor emulsion."
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"Is there a real- - There's no actual..."
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"- It's completely edible. - It... You could eat this."
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"- Right."
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"But I needed to know if the taste was accurate."
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"So i'd le everyone to try the frozen yogurt"
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"- Ugh."
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"- It's not good."
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"- Peppermint? - Kinda like licorice."
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"- Mm. It's got some other familiar..."
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"Flavors in there, but I can't..."
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"- Poo. [Giggling]"
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"I don't know. - Really?"
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"- Um, clearly the look helps. - Right."
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"- The color. Uh..."
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"Normal. - 'Cause I was just..."
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"- No. - 'Cause it's based on real poo."
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"- Never tried it."
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"- I mean, it's okay. You can say if you have."
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"- I haven't."
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"- It's not... I mean... - No, I promise."
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"- Genuinely, it would help to know"
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"If you actually have and it does."
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"- . No, I have not ever."
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"- Even by accident you're telling me?"
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"- Not by accident. - It's okay."
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"- No. - It's totally fine if you have."
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"- People do weird things all the time."
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"- I was happy with the results."
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"And with the flavor in good shape,"
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"- I'm just gonna throw this... - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"So what do you wanna do?"
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"We can give it a shot,"
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"But I mean, it's not something I would have out here for..."
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"More than a day."
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