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Clips from Everybody Loves Raymond - Bad Moon Rising (S04E04)

"All right, what did I miss?"
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"Heidi?"
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"- What, what's wrong? - Nothing, it's..."
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"Are they dirty, or are they clean?"
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"This is very nice, Ray. Yeah, this is very nice."
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"Okay, see what I'm talking about?"
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"A lot of criminals turn themselves in when their wives are like this."
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"Need help? Need any help?"
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"Oh, nothing. No, take your time, yeah."
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"Then if I bring it up to her, she gets all nuts and denies it."
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"That's the sickness."
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"You dumb bastard."
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"All right, Dad, all right."
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"Not so tough now, right?"
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"that lasts five days."
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"where not a day goes by that I don't wish"
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"there was a comet screaming towards Earth"
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"Hey, banjo pants."
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"Hope you're in the mood for some delicious Italian."
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"Big bag of Nemo's takeout."
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"Well, I've made a salad, and I've cooked the rice,"
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"Yeah, it's..."
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"Only more Hyde."
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"If he was the bad one."
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"While I was out today, I got you something."
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"I mean, there's nothing in here for bitchy."
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"This is just like you, Ray."
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"Oh, Mama, Mom, Mom."
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"Jekyll would be."
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"No, it's got St. Johns worts in it."
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"Debra's right, Raymond."
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"just like your father."
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"- What are you doing? - I don't know."
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"- he would just blame it on that. - That's what Ray does."
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"into the garbage can."
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"Maybe I'll call Amy. Maybe I'll go to the mall, do some shopping."
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"Don't say one more word, or I'll send your mother"
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"Where are your shopping bags?"
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"- What? - Yes. It's not fair."
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"You get to walk out and do whatever you want and..."
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"Bull-loney."
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"You know what I think? That you enjoy your ladies' days,"
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"Oh, come here, Ray." Pow pow pow!"
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"I shot a 110, so don't think I don't know"
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"how come you don't treat me like this on all the other days?"
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"'cause you had to spend one lousy night with the kids!"
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"Maybe I'll get you some for your birthday."
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"I just thought you'd,"
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"I'm not crying because of what I sound like."
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"What's a derfwad?"
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"Or when you tape a football game"
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"Do you really need a tape recorder?"
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"and I'm not gonna forget either."
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"is that how you help me, by taping me,"
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"by telling me I have PMS? That doesn't help me, Ray! That doesn't help me!"
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"Yes, a hug. Did you ever think of hugging me, you jerk?!"
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"Oh, you are so bad."
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"Could we put her number on speed dial?"
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"Didn't want to say anything."
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"- Oh, God, you're a mess. - I know."
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"It's okay. It's okay. Look, it's for bloating..."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"The hug was your idea."
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"Well, in case you haven't,"
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"here's a little trick that my boy Raymond taught me."
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"I said, "Where's my eggs?""
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"Oh, crap. Hey, where you going?"
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"It's headed right for the pin."
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"- All right. - Oh, man!"
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"Why can't I hit a ball like that?"
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"I could answer that, or you could just look in the mirror."
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"The Swedish guy is starting to choke."
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"Swedish guy? Who taught him how to swing?"
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"Actually, Heidi was Swiss."
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"Get out of my chair."
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"- Hey, can you move over a little bit? - No, take the middle."
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"I don't want the middle. Gianni, move over to the middle."
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"- Will you just sit down? - All right,"
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"you're gonna feel a little man thigh."
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"- How does that... you like that? - Come on!"
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"- Move it already. - People, shut up, all of you guys."
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"Debra's not feeling well bio... hormonally."
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"Oh, got it. The enemy within."
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"So, do me a favor, just don't give her a reason..."
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"be cool, be cool, be cool."
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"Hey, Ray, these were on top of the hamper."
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"Yeah, those are dirty."
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"They're dirt... okay, well, then, Ray, let me enlighten you"
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"as to how a hamper works, okay?"
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"There's a lid on it, and that lid lifts up."
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"Now you take your clothes... not your clean clothes,"
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"not the clothes you're wearing right now,"
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"but your dirty clothes..."
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"you lift that lid, you insert the clothes and you shut that lid."
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"Yeah, got it, got it."
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"- Pretzel crumbs all over the place. - I'm gonna clean those up."
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"Freakin' mood swings."
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"If they find me chopped up in a freezer,"
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"don't believe the suicide note."
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"It's a beautiful shot."
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"It's a rough time of the month."
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"Just do me a favor. Don't be like animals. I don't need to..."
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"- Coaster, Robert. Robert, coaster. - What?"
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"No, I'm going to the bank, all right?"
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"Listen, when the buzzer goes off,"
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"could you maybe take the clothes out of the dryer?"
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"Yeah, no problem. How long you gonna be?"
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"Why?"
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"Or hurry back if you want to. It's your choice."
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"I thought she'd never leave."
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"Is Debra aware how she's coming off to others?"
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"I mean, she doesn't hear herself."
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"You should get her on tape and make her listen to it."
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"You wanna wear a wire? I'll shave you down and hook you up."
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"Why doesn't she just take something for this?"
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"What's she gonna take?"
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"Raymond, have you ever been in a drugstore. Huh?"
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"There's a whole wing dedicated to this problem."
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"Yeah, all right, what am I gonna do, buy her something?"
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"Besides, I wouldn't even know what to get."
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