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Clips from Letterkenny - Super Soft Birthday (S01E01)

"Don't give him too much space, buddy. He'll dangle."
Letterkenny
"He'll dangle all the fuckin' way to outer space."
Letterkenny
"Yes."
Letterkenny
"Not too bad."
Letterkenny
"Don't. Don't what?"
Letterkenny
"in grade nine during O Canada?"
Letterkenny
"Yep. Just"
Letterkenny
"could not get through O Canada without getting a boner."
Letterkenny
"Well, pitter patter, let's get at 'er."
Letterkenny
"Skip your super soft birthday party? Are you fuckin' high?"
Letterkenny
"Aw, should I get you a tissue, Sally?"
Letterkenny
"Party's happening, Daryl. You don't fuck with tradition."
Letterkenny
"Then it's safe to assume that the challengers will be coming up around the farm,"
Letterkenny
"'Cause he's a fuckin' basic."
Letterkenny
"DAN: Now he thinks he's the toughest guy in Letterkenny."
Letterkenny
"Got a dome on him like an Easter Island statue."
Letterkenny
"Is he single?"
Letterkenny
"Snipe's a fuckin' beauty. Fuckin' look at this snipe."
Letterkenny
"Fuckin' love this snipe. We're snipe selling, boys."
Letterkenny
"You're a skirt, you pansy."
Letterkenny
"Fuck!"
Letterkenny
"Those boys need to give their balls a tug."
Letterkenny
"I'd rather put a mirror down there and see what's what."
Letterkenny
"He tore open his ball sack trying to do a skateboard trick"
Letterkenny
"Scrotal sack. The nut sack."
Letterkenny
"Oh, like the Florida State seminal vesicles?"
Letterkenny
"I thought it was pretty funny when I said"
Letterkenny
"Or Actif Brut?"
Letterkenny
"His back acne was extraordinary."
Letterkenny
"Well, elaborate, 'cause I'm likely gonna have to touch it."
Letterkenny
"Likely."
Letterkenny
"It says that right on the bottle."
Letterkenny
"Me neither."
Letterkenny
"Not my forte. Unfortunate."
Letterkenny
"Gotta be a horse. You don't fuck with tradition."
Letterkenny
"Hello."
Letterkenny
"Keep it standing."
Letterkenny
"This goes to the ground, we stand up."
Letterkenny
"This goes to a clinch,"
Letterkenny
"Fight him or shut the fuck up."
Letterkenny
"You guys made the liquor run, right?"
Letterkenny
"that I don't think you can get in Letterkenny. Yeah."
Letterkenny
"So, go to the city."
Letterkenny
"Yeah, but we got practice in a couple of hours."
Letterkenny
"Grab some nappies, maybe?"
Letterkenny
"Apricot Toblerone Cocktail."
Letterkenny
"Well, that's all of them."
Letterkenny
"Ye... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
Letterkenny
"Keep your trap shut. Throw bombs."
Letterkenny
"I haven't seen that many hits since Good Charlotte played Warped Tour."
Letterkenny
"Not very Good Charlotte."
Letterkenny
"Big fuckin' day! Ow."
Letterkenny
"You really are a Sally."
Letterkenny
"Mmm."
Letterkenny
"That's fucked."
Letterkenny
"That's a felony."
Letterkenny
"Dairy. Hey, Dairy."
Letterkenny
"WAYNE: Thank you."
Letterkenny
"Don't lose."
Letterkenny
"What's it to ya?"
Letterkenny
"Now, that slow learning fella is my second cousin."
Letterkenny
"Happy birthday, Dairy."
Letterkenny
"They had to go bucky at mine."
Letterkenny
"Thought I might have to get Stewart and the Skids to come over here and start"
Letterkenny
"The snooter."
Letterkenny
"I... I hoovered up a bit of the schneef in my day."
Letterkenny
"What are the odds that I ride him home bareback?"
Letterkenny
"Good going."
Letterkenny
"You can sleep in my bed."
Letterkenny
"He'd break it. He'd break your bed."
Letterkenny
"(PHONE BEEPING)"
Letterkenny
"You heard a couple nut sacks talkin' about hockey the other day..."
Letterkenny
"This kid. Kid is a fuckin' stud."
Letterkenny
"Kid's a fuckin' beauty. Fuckin' look at this kid."
Letterkenny
"Fuckin' love this kid."
Letterkenny
"Kid lights lamp. Hashtag lamp life."
Letterkenny
"Eat, sleep, lamp."
Letterkenny
"Suck some Martian titties up there, boys."
Letterkenny
"Just getting super sloppy all over our space dinks."
Letterkenny
"Silky mittens, top tittens. Ferda boys."
Letterkenny
"Ferda!"
Letterkenny
"Ferda!"
Letterkenny
"Big roadie to the big city this weekend, Schmelt."
Letterkenny
"Do you know what that means?"
Letterkenny
"Suckin' city titty, idiot."
Letterkenny
"Suckin' all that big city titty, idiot."
Letterkenny
"Big city billet moms. Big city billet sisters."
Letterkenny
"Let's get our dinks sucked on, boys."
Letterkenny
"Hey, how's school going, Schmelt?"
Letterkenny
"It's going... Just kidding. We don't give a fuck."
Letterkenny
"Get our pops, Schmelt."
Letterkenny
"(IMITATING AIR HORN)"
Letterkenny
"How are ya now? Not so bad."
Letterkenny
"Have you shit yourself? You look like you've got an awkward boner."
Letterkenny
"No shit."
Letterkenny
"Give a young man 30 idle seconds and he's gonna get a boner."
Letterkenny
"We talked about this."
Letterkenny
"Is there something you want to talk about now?"
Letterkenny
"Well, I was wondering if this year we could skip the birthday party?"
Letterkenny
"Hard no."
Letterkenny
"DAN: Daryl's super soft birthday party?"
Letterkenny
"Boy band karaoke, cupcake decoration station,"
Letterkenny
"One year, his mom had him a "Make the world a better place" party."
Letterkenny
"One year they dressed a horse up like a unicorn"
Letterkenny
"and he was never really the same after that."
Letterkenny
"It's not funny."
Letterkenny
"No, he'll have one in his purse."
Letterkenny
"Or maybe his clutch."
Letterkenny
"After your dust up over the weekend, safe to assume you're fighting again?"
Letterkenny
"Co‐rect. Ten‐four, good buddy."
Letterkenny
"Well, it's gonna be a busy week 'cause there's a few guys walking around town"
Letterkenny
"claiming to be the toughest guys in Letterkenny."
Letterkenny
"You were the toughest guy in Letterkenny. It's been some time."
Letterkenny
"Now, it's safe to assume that that title is as important to you now as it was then?"
Letterkenny
"Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?"
Letterkenny
"Ten‐four, good buddy!"
Letterkenny
"as that is how you've conducted business in the past."
Letterkenny
"Well, I was never one for an audience."
Letterkenny
"All right, let's talk about the challengers."
Letterkenny
"First up, we've got Sled Ted."
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