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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"[sighs]"
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"I still can't believe it."
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"Well, honey, she's a virgin. Who knows why virgins do anything?"
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"She's a virgin? Are you serious?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"I know it's a fantasy for some women."
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"Is the mailman here?"
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"I can come back on Tuesday."
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"[laughs] Tuesday?"
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"No, no, Tuesday's not good."
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"Andrew? Honey, where are you?"
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"Andrew?"
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"Did you forget that we're supposed to take that tour of Perkins College today?"
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"Seriously?"
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"Glad we can come to an understanding."
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"But mostly I just want you to know how sorry I am."
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"And I thought that was the kind of love that I had for you."
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"Mama... Mom, please don't do this."
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"You know what the good news is? I win."
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"You win?"
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"And I knew that one day you would stop loving me."
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"Well, good for you."
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"For keeping Edie from smashing my face in."
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"That's the nicest thing anybody ever did for me."
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"You're always worried about Julie and me,"
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"[laughs]"
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"All right, you go ahead and be coy. Fine."
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"I've never stopped caring about you."
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"[Mary Alice] When the truth is ugly, people try to keep it hidden,"
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"So they conceal it within sturdy walls,"
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"[man] I'm on it!"
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"[Mary Alice] And someone else will revel in their pain."
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"And that's the ugliest truth of all."
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"[Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives:"
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"[man] Until the adoption is legally finalised,"
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"the birth mother can still change her mind. And she has."
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"Warrants were issued."
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"- I'm gonna fire Tom. - If you just fire him, he'll sue,"
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"So, what the hell are we gonna do?"
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"It's time to give your brother the peace he deserves."
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"... were put into action."
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"Was it the night he caught an executive cheating with his secretary?"
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"cheating with the couple who lived across the street?"
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"... who only believed in betrayal and suspicion."
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"[Susan] OK, you forgot..."
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"What're you doing?"
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"[talking continues over speaker]"
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"Oh, sorry, man. Are these your bushes?"
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"- You're done now. - Oh, easy, big fella."
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"I'm a PI doing a domestic surveillance job."
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"For who?"
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"The blonde lady at the end of the street."
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"- And I just figured out who. - Susan?"
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"[laughs] There's nothing going on there. They used to be married."
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"They have a kid together."
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"- You don't know. - You don't know these soccer moms."
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"By day, they bake cookies and carpool."
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"But dim the lights, and bam, they turn into total pigs. [squeals]"
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"That woman clearly knows her way around a mattress."
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"a man who was still in love."
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"or with a closet door that conceals the chaos inside"
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"Every family goes to great lengths to hide ugly truths."
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"Some, of course, go further than others."
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"No. The ice cream is for tomorrow."
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"I'm taking Caleb on a picnic to Rockwater Lake."
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"I'm preparing all of his favourite foods."
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"So when you're done, you're just gonna..."
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"But I will be watching from a distance to make sure"
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"that... [sobbing] that they pick up his body."
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"You know, you don't have to do this."
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"I won't let him hurt another girl."
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"And I will not turn him over to people who will mock and abuse him."
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"Oh, no, thanks, Xiao Mei."
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"Poor thing. She was so attached to Lily."
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"- Where'd all this food come from? - The people from Carlos's church."
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"So you think you and Carlos will try for another adoption?"
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"I don't think I could go through that pain again."
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"I did freeze some of my eggs, so we might do the surrogacy thing."
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"This is all gonna go to waste. You should take something."
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"[Xiao Mei crying]"
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"but you're bringing everybody down. Will you pull it together?"
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"I don't understand. It's from the government."
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"Gabby, she's being deported."
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"Xiao Mei, is this the first letter like this you've received?"
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"[sobbing] I can't go home! My uncle will sell me again."
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"You're much too important to Carlos and me."
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"We're gonna fight, and we're gonna win."
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"- and become someone's slave. - Thank you."
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"All right. Look, my friends wanna take some of this to go,"
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"so pack it up, and we're a little low on coffee."
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"[sighs]"
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"You're actually gonna let me eat this?"
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"Well, you've been working so hard, off on business trips all the time."
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"Oh, no. You're pregnant."
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"Honey, you just served me a plate of full-fat Gouda. What's up?"
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"OK. Well..."
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"Remember I was helping Ed spark up his love life?"
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"Yeah, you sent his wife those sexy IM's. Why?"
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"Well, Fran found out that Ed didn't send them and she blew her top."
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"She wants the responsible party fired,"
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"and Ed lied and told her..."
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"...that you sent them."
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"I know."
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"Oh, oh, but Ed couldn't possibly lose you."
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"Look, I know it's ridiculous, but Ed is not a rational person."
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"and a whipped husband is someone we must take very seriously."
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"- How do we handle this? - You're under contract."
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"Ed can't fire you unless he has just cause."
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"Show up on time, no more three-martini lunches"
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"and, above all, have ready all your presentations."
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"I can't believe I'm being victimised like this!"
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"Well, honey, in all fairness,"
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"Andrew, I am having Peter over for dinner tomorrow night,"
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"Yeah, uh, thanks. I'll... I'll call him tonight."
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"Since you two are having your boyfriends over, can I invite Matthew?"
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"You can date a lush, and he can bring over his gay lover,"
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"but God forbid I date a hot black guy?"
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"His brother tried to rape you,"
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"and his mother keeps the guy locked up in a basement."
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"I mean, let's face it, Danielle. Even you could do better."
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