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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"and I'll back him up. You need cause."
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"I'm gonna do something so awful, it's going to rock her world."
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"And plans..."
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"was a man named Oliver Weston."
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"[shutter clicking]"
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"[shutter clicks]"
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"Or was it the time he caught the girl next door"
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"Luckily for Oliver, that's what paid his bills."
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"I'll clean that all up when I'm done. It'll be like I was not here."
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"- Edie Britt? - Yeah."
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"I heard they're on the way to kid two."
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"- She's not like that. - Oh, please. Look at her."
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"[Mary Alice] Yes, Oliver Weston had become a cynic,"
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"which is why he couldn't recognise"
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"[Mary Alice] Every family has a way of hiding what it doesn't want seen,"
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"whether it's with a picture that covers a stain on the wall,"
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"or with artificial smiles that mask years of pain and heartache."
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"So you're gonna do this tonight?"
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"...leave him lying there?"
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"I'll call 911 anonymously."
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"His last day on this earth"
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"[Xiao Mei sobs]"
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"- But I don't know. - You've got to eat something."
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"I don't have an appetite."
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"- No, no, you should keep it. - I'll take a couple."
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"What? Karl dumped me, so I'm alone."
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"Xiao Mei, I appreciate your grief,"
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"Oh, my... This can't be happening."
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"Oh, no, no, Xiao Mei, you're not going anywhere."
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"Gabby, you can't promise her that."
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"Bree, you heard what she said. I can't let this poor kid go back to China"
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"Tonight, we throw caution and cholesterol to the wind."
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"You deserve a little comfort food."
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"God, your mind goes to dark places."
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"[stammering] It wasn't me, it was you."
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"No, no, no. I'm the expendable one."
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"Fran has him whipped,"
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"OK."
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"and I was wondering if you would like to invite Justin."
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"- Out of the question. - So let me get this straight:"
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"Really? Even after she screwed you out of your trust fund?"
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"I would say we're even, wouldn't you?"
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"Edie hired a... PI?"
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"- He's been spying on you and Karl. - How you doing?"
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"[Karl] Come on, Suze. You know we're meant to be together."
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"I know this looks bad..."
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"Good night, Susan."
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"Jeez, I gotta get into real estate."
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"You are about to unleash a nuclear explosion."
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"If your maid were married to an American citizen,"
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"- I can stay? - Mm-hmm."
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"then they couldn't deport you."
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"They know that's how we met. It's just..."
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"and I want them to focus on your good qualities."
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"What are you so happy about?"
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"Give me one line."
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"I don't like the way you people have filed expense reports."
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"Oh, and, Scavo, he's gonna start with you."
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"- The gloves are coming off. - You know, maybe I should just quit."
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"I'm gonna walk over to Ed's office now and make very clear"
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"Look... Let me talk to him, man to man."
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"If my way doesn't work, then we'll do it your way."
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"[Tom groans]"
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"I guess."
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"Because this is our special day. Just you and me."
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"Is he mad at me? Because of Danielle?"
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"No. He knows that you didn't mean to scare her."
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"Your brother told you that?"
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"Matty said that she was waiting for me, and that she wanted a really big kiss."
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"I made you some hot cocoa."
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"Don't you think of us as family?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Well, if we are so frigging close, what's the big deal?"
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"It's nine months out of your life."
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"It went out of style in the '50s, and trust me, honey,"
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"it ain't making a comeback. [laughs]"
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"Seriously, no one cares."
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"Well, what kind of husband do you want? Do you want a rich husband?"
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"for the same reasons they don't hire chauffeurs who can't drive."
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"They value experience."
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"He shouldn't have hit you, but you provoked him."
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"he cashed in his first-class ticket and took a detour to Atlantic City."
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"Oh, and on this page, two tickets to a show."
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"Give her a break. I'm sure she's trying to look nice for our company."
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"You got me this for Christmas, remember?"
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"Yeah, I just am worried you might be a little cold."
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"So, Mr McMillan, I hear you went to Perkins College."
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"[all laughing]"
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"This really is a very special night."
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"So, Peter, is it growing?"
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"What a shame."
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"I know, I know. I know I shouldn't have hit him. [laughs]"
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"No. I feel good about this."
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"...maybe I still got some surprises in me."
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"Maybe you do."
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"Mattress, clothes, all of it."
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"[pounding on door]"
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"Mom!"
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"Oh, shoot. Is that today?"
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"You ready to, uh, make a baby?"
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"Please. Be gentle."
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"Honey, come on, we're gonna be late."
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"Come on! The guy is ready to explode."
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"But why stop there? She's keeping you from Matthew."
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"I am not that stupid. Go grind your own axe."
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"Get out of my room, you psycho."
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"- Yeah. - You're gonna love it."
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"You know, they're all about diversity."
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"OK."
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"I... [laughs]"
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"I started to get the feeling your sister was coming on to me,"
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"I mean, you are dating my mom and I'm kind of protective of her."
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"and I slept with a whole lot of people."
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"they don't say "people.""
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"No, it's OK."
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"- [Susan] Who is it? - Mike."
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"Why would you do that?"
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"Hey there! You look thirsty."
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"You'll probably want to use the bathroom before you leave?"
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"You know, uh, maybe I will use your bathroom."
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