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Clips from NewsRadio - Meet the Max Louis (S05E05)

"but I think we really have to start thinking about"
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"Then why is he hiring a replacement?"
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"Well, I haven't hired anyone yet, all right?"
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"Which bounces."
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"Can I be excused now?"
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"Wow, I can't believe the rubber ball didn't work."
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"I thought today was Tuesday. Mm."
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"Joe, why?"
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"It's nothing big. It's just that whole Year 2000 Crisis thing."
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"that aren't able to process dates ending in 2000."
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"because it was supposed to happen in the year 2000?"
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"Joe, Jesus was not born 2000 years ago today."
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"Yeah? Well, I got a birth certificate that says different."
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"Wait-- Wait a minute."
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"Shouldn't this be an official day off, Dave?"
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"You know what, Dave? That's not such a bad idea."
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"Yeah. "Freeze up" is an electro-technical term"
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"Uh-huh. So are you saying that there's a danger"
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"that all of the computers are going to explode?"
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"Oh, it's gone far beyond that, Dave."
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"Wow, That's almost poetic, Joe."
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"Mr. James, I advise you to put that coffee pot"
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"No. No!"
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"Don't answer that!"
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"That's why not."
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"So I assume we'll be without phone service"
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"Why would I do that?"
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"but I just, you know,"
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"Oh, I have an idea. Oh, what?"
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"Go to hell."
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"who's been with the number one news radio station in L.A."
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"Now our second candidate is a very experienced woman,"
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"Speaking of hamburger, this guy's pretty cute."
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"Look at this guy. He can't even spell his own name right."
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"Oh, let me see that."
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"Played golf with me and Bill one time."
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"Matthew, did you hear that?"
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"We can't hire someone"
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"Okay. Hang on, everybody. Dave, let me see you outside, please."
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"Well, I did consider him, but he's just not qualified."
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"it's about chemistry."
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"Maybe hiring a friend of his"
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"for Frankenstein to pick up the torch"
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"That's a very good point, sir."
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"Thank you."
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"Ooh, what are we waiting for? Let's get cooking."
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"Ooh. Ooh."
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"Sounds like a veteran."
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"If we don't go with Jack, there's Janice Sanburger--"
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"Hamburger."
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"Really? Then why does he list Bill as a reference?"
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"Well..."
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"[MUFFLED EXPLOSION]"
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"Yeah, would have been,"
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"got caught in traffic, so..."
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"I'm on it."
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"Right this way, Max. And, again,"
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"I'm terribly sorry about that whole elevator fiasco."
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"Oh, don't be silly. I enjoyed it. It was fun."
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"And that's why they call me "Can-Do Max Lou"
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"is.""
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"It's Dave. Here's my picture and résumé."
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"I think you'll find I'm highly qualified and handsome."
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"Well, I-I know that you are. That's why I hired you."
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"Dave."
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"No, Max. I don't think you understand the situation."
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"This isn't a job interview."
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"I don't really. I can't. No, just give me a chance."
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"All right. All right. Special interests."
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"Um, tai chi."
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"One-- Two-ninety."
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"were you guys very close?"
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"He called a lot."
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"Uh, welcome aboard, Max. I know the rest of the staff"
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"Yes, yes. Yes, it does, Max."
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"[♪]"
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"You never do any work. All you do is play computer solitaire."
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"Yeah, well, one man's computer solitaire"
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"Just-- Can you get off my computer, please,"
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"so I can play?"
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"Wow. For the first time,"
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"Max, this is Lisa, our other anchor. Your co-anchor."
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"It's nice to meet you, Max."
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"Hello, fellow co-anchor lady."
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"Sure, I'd be happy to. Great."
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"Help. I don't know how to do it. Do what?"
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"Oh. It's really very simple, actually."
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"the dark-haired radio person? I-- Lisa, first of all."
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"Okay. Use mine. Here, use my desk for now."
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"Just sit down. Oh, okay, thank you very much."
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"Now, tell me everything you know about news. Pronto."
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"This isn't helping."
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"You're obviously useless and probably drunk!"
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"Let's just stop with the chitchat"
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"and give me some information I can use because--"
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"Oh, hello, kitty. Who have we here?"
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"Beth."
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"Uh... Hey, uh..."
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"Oh, God. God gave me this chance. I'm gonna blow it!"
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"[SOBBING] Is everything okay out here?"
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"Golden."
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"No, Dave, he's not nervous, he's a masochist."
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"and one of those black leather zipper masks."
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"That's a good point. The thing is that"
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"we're upset about the fact that he won't even bother"
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"He's only been here two hours."
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"Did anybody do a background check on him?"
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"but I will."
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"Whoa, slow down there, David. You can make me work with him,"
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"but there's no way I'm living with him."
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"[♪]"
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"Ah, Max, good. I wanted to talk to you."
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"Listen, Doug."
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"So fire away."
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"No, I'm not gonna fire you. If you need help, I'll help you."
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""No, it's 38 jobs. Please. Max,"
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"You're not fired. All right?"
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"In fact, I came here to make a rather bold pronouncement."
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"Max."
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"Nor tomorrow. In fact, Max Lewis,"
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