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Clips from South Park - Le Petit Tourette (S11E11)

"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation,"
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"I'm goin out to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,"
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"I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with really big fat titties,"
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"Big Ring Slammer. Comes with posable neck-smash grip."
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"- Tourette's Syndrome? - It's a neurological disorder."
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"All right, Thomas. Maybe we should go?"
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"My son Thomas has Tourette's Syndrome."
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"What?"
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"Mom, let's just go. Shit!"
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"You're telling me there's an illness that makes you blurt out obscenities?"
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"Yeah."
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"and every day, he seems to get worse."
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"Puh- pussy! Pussy! Cock! Shit!"
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"- Butthole! Titties! Balls! - That doesn't seem likely."
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"Oh Doctor, can you help him?"
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"and gives you the compassion you deserve."
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"Asshole! Pussy asshole!"
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"It's okay, Eric. We all understand and we think you're very brave."
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"He's faking."
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"Excuse me, everyone. I need to have a moment alone"
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"but I've been diagnosed with a very serious mental condition."
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"You do not have Tourette's Syndrome, fatass."
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"Okay, you figured me out. Bravo, Kyle, bravo."
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"It's like, a magic cloak that makes me impervious to getting in trouble."
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"Sergeant Buzzkill once again..."
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"If I could say "asspussy" to the counselor,"
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"When we multiply a negative number by another negative--"
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"Excuse me."
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"All right kids, let's just try to focus on learning, okay?"
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"Now all you need to remember here is that negative numbers--"
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"I'd give anything to be normal like you."
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"- Kike. - Don't push me, asshole!"
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"If I could yell "tampon dickshit" in the classroom, I'd be so happy."
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"Cartman's Tourette's isn't real. He's faking!"
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"Faking?"
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"I'd like to take this bully to see that Tourette's is very real."
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"Piss."
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"It isn't contagious like some people think."
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"Sometimes it can be embarrassing to have Tourette's, but I..."
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"Ass! Piss in the ass!"
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"Fun? This really isn't all that fun."
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"Piss, coming from my ass!"
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"Embarrass your parents. Aw, shit!"
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"but I only see him at Christmas time now."
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"for making fun of people with disabilities."
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"He just didn't understand Tourette's was a real disease."
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"I said I'm sorry, you piece of..."
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"Oh, no, don't worry about it, Kyle. Now I understand."
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"with your dad and lovely mother."
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"Well I thnk we can all put this behind us now."
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"You probably know me from To Catch A Predator,"
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"where we bust men looking for sex with children."
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"- What are you doin' here? - I'm just bein' stupid, I guess."
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"It all started when I received this touchng letter"
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"from a brave little boy in Colorado."
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"Donkey boner!"
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"This Saturday on Dateline, I'll be bringing you Eric's story,"
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"What's this about you going on live television on Saturday?"
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"Cartman, there are people in the world who really have Tourette's Syndrome."
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"Kyle, I've won. No matter how you look at it."
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"I've managed not only to get away with saying whatever I want at school"
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"They'll probably give me an Emmy."
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"to say whatever comes to mind?"
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"That was weird."
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"The spokesman for Tourette's?"
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"You've all been so understanding and supportive of my illness."
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"If I could say "titty sprinkles" on national television,"
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"What I meant to say was asslicker cumballs."
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"Hey, Eric!"
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"- Who are you talking about? - My cousin."
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"Excuse me! Excuse me, I need to go! I gotta run!"
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"I just need to-- My cousin and I touched each other's..."
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"Uh, Mr. Hansen? I'm afraid I can't do the show."
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"You don't understand. All of a sudden, I can't control what I say."
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"No! My Tourette's has gotten worse!"
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"We almost caught this pedophile,"
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"He shot himself."
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"but see, I get it now."
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"And I learned, you especially can't say"
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"Tango, this is Foxtrot. Are you in position?"
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"Your, your parents aren't home, are they?"
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"- Kyle, what are you doing? - I went online posing as a boy"
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"and told them to meet me here. My plan worked perfectly."
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"Yeah, go on in. There's a hot tub inside."
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"- Stupid shit! - Score!"
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"If I could call Chris Hansen an asshole-licking dickfart to his face,"
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"Oh, thank you! Thank you, Kyle!"
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"I asked God to send someone to help me."
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"- No, I beat you! - You totally saved my ass, Kyle."
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"- Aw, shit. - Aw, shit!"
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""Le Petit Tourette""
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"I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,"
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"Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,"
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"I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,"
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"- That's pretty cool. Let's see... - Cock!"
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"The Black Jackal."
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"Karate Kick Panel Force and bendable neck--"
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"Asshole, shit, shit, cock!"
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"Ma'am, is that your son over there?"
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"Yes, I'm sorry. My son has Tourette's Syndrome."
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"- He can't control what he says. - Oh..."
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"Shit! Dumb shit!"
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"All right Mom. Bitch! Ass, bitch!"
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"Here, let's buy you a nice toy to take home."
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"Dude, that mom is cool."
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"Cockbutt! Stupid shit!"
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"- Are you talking to me? - No. Cocknose!"
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"- What's your problem, kid? - Oh, I'm sorry."
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"People with Tourette's can't control certain tics. It's--it's like a sneeze."
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"Asshole, asshole!"
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"Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa."
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"Mom, can we just go home, please?"
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"It's okay, Thomas. They understand."
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"I want to go! Shitfag!"
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"- Poor kid. - Yeah."
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"All right, hold on just a second here."
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"Are you telling me that if you have this Tourette's Syndrome"
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"you can say whatever you want, all the time, and never get in trouble?"
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"It's a neurological disorder. He can't help it."
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"I've got a golden ticket..."
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