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Clips from Veep - The Vic Allen Dinner (S02E02)

"they keep going."
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"Yeah, make sure he goes through with it."
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"Pen."
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"Can I just give that back?"
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"No?"
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"Paper."
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"♪ Help the oil lobby, Bobby ♪"
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"♪ Don't piss off Wall Street, Pete ♪"
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"* Don't mention Israel, Catherine... *"
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"Yeah!"
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"What rhymes with majority? Nothing."
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"Come on, Gary."
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"I just said I had no time."
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"Nothing fancy, but she gets the job done."
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"- Catamaran? - Yeah."
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"I have no children and I wish for none,"
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"I think he'll be pulling Bon Jovi out of a burning tank"
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"Ma'am, the White House released this picture."
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"- No. - Look at this."
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"This is Kent's doing."
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"He's trying to screw me. I'm gonna go stab him."
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"Oh, so now I have to have Dan and Mike,"
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"Take all these meaningless syllables with you and just get out."
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"POTUS said that we can't do the song about the Speaker"
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"- Great idea. - Really?"
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"See, in college all the girls liked me."
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"No."
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"Dan is bored. Sue is looking for another job."
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"He would be. I've actually thought about it."
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"- What is this? - I don't know."
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"Yeah, he's got fat wrists. You know?"
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"♪ Figure out the restaurant and everything. ♪"
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"You are gonna love her."
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"No, it certainly does not."
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"- about a month or so ago. - Oh, were you?"
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"And they seemed excited as young voters"
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"You saved four guys from captivity."
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"Yeah, and they weren't burnt, by the way."
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"a beatbox challenge."
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"Madam Vice President, thank you."
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"Okay, well, I'm gonna give this a shot."
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"♪ You just say you'll cut tax, Max ♪"
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"♪ Don't live in a palace, Alice... ♪"
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"You're right. It's asinine."
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"Now either that's the Secretary of State or..."
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"Mike, on second thought,"
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"I'll see you down the hallway in 15 minutes, Mike."
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"You give no press briefings. Understood?"
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"Ma'am, I'm gonna get you major online traction."
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"But so... so you import parmesan?"
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"They're direct from Tuscany,"
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"so that means it comes in through Florence."
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"my overheads would double."
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"for all that you do for me."
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"Oh, that's so nice."
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"That forces it into 4G. You know I'm right."
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"That's just one of my classic jokes."
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"about the way we think. Mike."
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"- I'm fine. - Totally fine."
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"That's the Latino vote, right?"
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"♪ Get out of DC ♪"
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"Yeah, it does, ma'am."
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"- I love Gangnam. - What did I just say?"
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"All right, we'll do it. I have no problem with that. Let's go."
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"Comedy songs are the mark of a douchebag."
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"- Oh. - From another building, huh?"
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"And he said, "No, the guy from Fox News"
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"♪ The answer is easy if you take it logically ♪"
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"I think that this whole Dream..."
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"Ma'am, enjoy your trip to Europe."
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"This comes from POTUS."
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"The Kent song has suddenly gotten some negative traction."
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"Rodgers and Hammershit, come up with a new song in an afternoon?"
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"Are there any other symptoms?"
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"- and a lot of fun ahead. - Danny Chung."
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"- We're just not commenting. - What?"
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"Yeah, you do."
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"the electoral battleground as it truly is."
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"Would it be okay if I showed you some ideas I have regarding strategy?"
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"Flats don't go with that dress, which means you probably have heels in your bag."
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"That's what we're gonna do. Let's go."
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"Jonah will be making the trip as well."
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"- Vis-à-vis jowls. - What?"
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"No time, Mr. Egan."
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"Hey, it is good to be on top of international relations."
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"POTUS does not want the Speaker mocked."
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"Nobody can. He's half robot, half robot."
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"- Busy? - No."
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"You know, I was at that same prayer breakfast"
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"- Jonah. - Hey."
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"- Okay, here you go. - And maybe some olives?"
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"Whatever. Just don't use my bathroom on Air Force Two."
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"No, uh-uh, you can't take Mike."
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"Oh, yeah, we hated him long before it was even fashionable to hate him."
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"Oh, God, look at the president."
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"♪ Don't be pro-choice, Joyce ♪"
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"Coffee from corner bakery implying you were at"
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"but thanks anyway."
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"- A duskiness. - A duskiness."
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"Uh, we're in budget talks, reaching across the aisle."
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"- Um, do you... - * Yes, Gary? *"
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"How long is this flight?"
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"If there was a tsunami, you'd be genuinely looking at your phone"
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"A meme, an Internet phenomenon."
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"You know what? I don't need you to talk."
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"Okay, well, you know what?"
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"- Yeah. - Like a lady soldier."
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"You're like an old VCR, but with a bigger mouth."
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"That and somebody called your extension"
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"- Yeah, from this point. It's unprec... - All right, get out."
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"You know, when they're looking for the thing."
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"Jeez, you could hide a baby in that thing."
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"You should be. Dream Metric will reveal"
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"They're mostly Flash based, but I put them on YouTube."
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"♪ Kent said to me ♪"
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"But that's what's good about them..."
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"Aw."
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"Look, the other photos caught POTUS at a bad angle."
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"I have a similar story, but the other way around."
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"Fix it. Yeah. Okay."
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