Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Veep - The Vic Allen Dinner (S02E02)

"And authority. Sorority."
Veep
"Oh, no. No, no, no! Gah!"
Veep
"I was gonna walk to work, but then..."
Veep
"To be jealous of that, you'd have to be a shallow kind of..."
Veep
"I don't know, dick, I guess."
Veep
"Who the hell is religious as a teenager?"
Veep
"- Jeez, he looks so... - He looks jowly."
Veep
"Got to get out of the bag zone."
Veep
"You sail, Mike? Have a boat?"
Veep
"I've got a Lagoon 380."
Veep
"Amazing rush."
Veep
"You've already bugged the shit out of everyone else in the building?"
Veep
"I know you had a job interview."
Veep
"Get out. You, too, Amy."
Veep
"This is the photograph?"
Veep
"You don't have a tenth of his charm."
Veep
"- Own the situation. - Own this."
Veep
"It's a thing women can do, like smelling nice and wrapping gifts."
Veep
"- Okay. - Bye, Tom."
Veep
"but sometimes they blow up and become a super meme"
Veep
"Okay, yeah, that's a cherry on top of this whole turd cake."
Veep
"Fix your leg so I can see your whole leg."
Veep
"at the Vic Allen dinner. We can't do it."
Veep
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Veep
"Let's do a new song about Kent."
Veep
"Just write it down, Dan. I'm in a zone."
Veep
"Shit Al Yankoshit."
Veep
"These are all great. A parody song of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.""
Veep
"That is so childish."
Veep
"She wasn't gay either. I checked."
Veep
"What? Really?"
Veep
"Because he'd be happy if I shot him in the face."
Veep
"He feels since he got that girlfriend Dana,"
Veep
"Okay, can you please... can you please not..."
Veep
"I can. Sue."
Veep
"How about doing that outside of the office?"
Veep
"Invite him to dinner maybe."
Veep
"- Everyone hates him. - Yeah, but we hated him first."
Veep
"Yeah, but he's... he's off sick."
Veep
"- He has diabetes. - Oh, wow. That's a big one."
Veep
"- Right. - Yeah."
Veep
"Well, I might have nothing to do, gentlemen,"
Veep
"I actually wrote it in my diary and stared at it for a full five minutes."
Veep
"♪ Of course. ♪"
Veep
"♪ No, no, no, I actually really do mean that ♪"
Veep
"♪ What is it? ♪"
Veep
"It's okay if she can't."
Veep
"- She's a total gal's gal. - Oh, I can't wait."
Veep
"- She says this one thing... - Can you get me my throat spray?"
Veep
"- I need that. Do you have it? - Sure."
Veep
"* No, no, no, don't sing it with me *"
Veep
"♪ That fucks me up. ♪"
Veep
"You know Amy Brookheimer, my chief of staff."
Veep
"We're both getting older."
Veep
"I understand there's gonna be a bit of a joke truce tonight."
Veep
"A cessation of hostilities."
Veep
"Absolutely. There will be no jokes from me."
Veep
"Were you Internet shopping?"
Veep
"- Aren't they great kids? - They're great."
Veep
"Not necessarily you."
Veep
"Well, my enhanced foreign policy role will serve me well."
Veep
"for guys like me to risk our lives."
Veep
"- And limbs. - Uh-huh."
Veep
"You don't go to the movies. You're barely at home."
Veep
"because, believe me, that poor fucker's dead."
Veep
"You need to date, Amy."
Veep
"I'm just saying I'm looking out for you."
Veep
"Governor Danny Chung!"
Veep
"Thank you."
Veep
"Thank you."
Veep
"Thank you."
Veep
"You know, but thank you. Okay. Okay."
Veep
"- Mate? - Meat."
Veep
"You just need to keep in mind that I'm not Selina Dion."
Veep
"♪ If you analyze elections, it's called psephology ♪"
Veep
"* Kent says there's 50 ways to win in Denver... *"
Veep
"♪ Subsidize a bus, Gus ♪"
Veep
"♪ Analyze the facts, Max ♪"
Veep
"♪ Don't mention Israel, Catherine. ♪"
Veep
"You should cut an album."
Veep
"- - Oh, can you imagine? You killed it."
Veep
"You killed better than Chung killed"
Veep
"Oh, hello, sir."
Veep
"I have a small favor to ask."
Veep
"- I can't help you. Just let go. - Please. Please."
Veep
"I don't make impressions, ma'am."
Veep
"I become Mike, you become an ugly me."
Veep
"Cool. I'll handle new media."
Veep
"- There's another bathroom? - Europe!"
Veep
"- They're very different. - What's the word that you use to describe..."
Veep
"Isn't that great? Would you ever describe a cheese as dusky?"
Veep
"And they would have made her an offer"
Veep
"- No! - Yes, I did."
Veep
"Look at this. A new Leviathan."
Veep
"No, no, no, no. I love it."
Veep
"I can just sew some new pockets in. That's okay."
Veep
"Hey, what's up?"
Veep
"- Do you have that? - Oh, right here."
Veep
"I'm getting to know the rest of you."
Veep
"- Why don't we go? - Yeah, we've got to cut this lunch short."
Veep
"I'm not a hick. Screw you, Depardieu."
Veep
"Uh, those words sound mighty familiar."
Veep
"I don't give a shit. Get the fuck off my plane."
Veep
"- No, Tumblr. - Okay."
Veep
"All of your privileges are gonna be removed."
Veep
"I just had to sign a two-year lease for the Nissan Cube."
Veep
"- It's all good. - It's all good."
Veep
"Great."
Veep
"Numbers, they never end, do they?"
Veep
"He should really be on suicide watch."
Veep
"- Mike, my office. - Yes, sir."
Veep
"Come on, you still working on that funny song about the new Speaker?"
Veep
"- Give it a break. - Oh, priority."
Veep
"Oh, my God, there's a million words that rhyme with it."
Veep
"Look where Jonah's coming from."
Veep
"Oh, that grin, the keys. Oh, God."
Veep
"He's been given West Exec parking."
Veep
"Yeah, the holy grail of parking."
Veep
"Good morning, gentlemen. What a delightful day."
Veep
"- You got West Exec? - It's just a parking spot, Dan."
Veep
Show more clips