Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Veep - The Vic Allen Dinner (S02E02)

"Okay, sure. What can I do you for?"
Veep
"Well, my Dream Metric demographic program is about to launch"
Veep
"and I would like to borrow a member of your team for two weeks."
Veep
"Oh, you want Dan?"
Veep
"No, I want Mike."
Veep
"Uh, no, you don't want me, sir. You do want Dan."
Veep
"- He's great. - I've got a big bounce coming on."
Veep
"I can feel it. I'm like you."
Veep
"He's my director of communications."
Veep
"Are you kidding me? You can't have him."
Veep
"- Yeah? - He can no longer make it."
Veep
"so he needs someone to go in his place."
Veep
"- Metric. - Metric."
Veep
"Dream Metric thing sounds kind of fantastic."
Veep
"- Don't you think? - Yes, ma'am."
Veep
"Comes from POTUS, so..."
Veep
"I'll pipe you aboard."
Veep
"Thank you."
Veep
"Uh, wait. What are you talking about?"
Veep
"and you're giving me Jonah?"
Veep
"Ma'am. Ma'am, please don't let him take me."
Veep
"I don't want to go to numbers camp."
Veep
"Let go of me, all right?"
Veep
"Obviously you made an impression on Kent."
Veep
"I've literally lived with people who insist I was never there."
Veep
"Reddit, Tumblr, boom."
Veep
"- Oh, mon dieu. - Yeah, I know. It's gonna be fun."
Veep
"- Really, really fun. - It'll be really fun."
Veep
"Now, I'm so sorry, but I don't think we're gonna be able to do the dinner with Dana."
Veep
"Oh, we can bring it forward to lunch. Let's do that."
Veep
"- Oh. Uh... - Yeah? Yeah?"
Veep
"- Oh. Yeah. Okay. - Yeah? Yeah? Okay."
Veep
"So cut to I'd set up a business importing pecorino cheese."
Veep
"Are you familiar with that brand of cheese?"
Veep
"- Uh, I think... - It's like parmesan, but it's different."
Veep
"Not in a million years, no. I wouldn't do that."
Veep
"- Pecorino. - I'm sorry, the pecorino."
Veep
"If I were to use a Sicilian supplier, which I wouldn't,"
Veep
"that she couldn't refuse."
Veep
"Actually, the mafia involvement in the dairy industry is minimal."
Veep
"You're right. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be flippant."
Veep
"Think about it. In "The Godfather," no cheese."
Veep
"- Yeah, you're right. - You know I'm right."
Veep
"- Boom! - That's her catchphrase."
Veep
"She got you. You got to be so careful."
Veep
"Okay."
Veep
"- So, Gary. - Yeah?"
Veep
"This lunch is about me saying that I value you."
Veep
"I cannot tell you, we are so happy to hear you say that..."
Veep
"- If you could just... - Ahem."
Veep
"And I want to say thank you"
Veep
"Aw, that's so nice."
Veep
"And I got you a little gift."
Veep
"A Lev... a new Leviathan!"
Veep
"Isn't that great?"
Veep
"Does it have the same layout, honey?"
Veep
"No, it's fine. I can learn a new layout. It's fine."
Veep
"Do you wish that I had gotten you a different kind?"
Veep
"♪ I love my new bag! ♪"
Veep
"- 'Cause it's a symbol. - Yeah."
Veep
"- It's for you. - Mm-hmm."
Veep
"Is that for me?"
Veep
"Oh, yeah. That's for you. It's Amy."
Veep
"- "References to Europe"... - I'm putting you on speaker."
Veep
"performed by VP Selina Meyer have sparked outrage"
Veep
"- in parts of the continent." - What's the problem?"
Veep
"The lyrics "don't be European, Ian,""
Veep
""say screw France, Lance"... that whole bit."
Veep
"I'm sending the alert links to your iPad."
Veep
"Excuse me, Gary. Can I have my iPad?"
Veep
"- Here you go. Sorry. - Thanks."
Veep
"You know, while you're getting to know your own mind,"
Veep
"And Mama likes."
Veep
"- Excuse me. - Mama like it."
Veep
"I'm so sorry. Excuse me, Gary, just for a second."
Veep
"I don't know what my password is. Do you know what it...?"
Veep
"- It's 4G. You don't need a Wi-Fi, ma'am. - But the signals are all here."
Veep
"You know what you got to do is shut the Wi-Fi off."
Veep
"- Okay, let's not do that. - I'm not sure how to do that."
Veep
"- No, no, no. That's confidential. - I won't touch anything."
Veep
"I won't touch anything. Oops, I just started a war with Iran."
Veep
"- Joke. - That's not even remotely funny."
Veep
"- Calamari and zucchini? - Oh, that would be for Gary here."
Veep
"- Oh, no, no, no, no! - Get out!"
Veep
"Oh, God."
Veep
"Well, our European visit"
Veep
"just got turned into a one-way trip to hell and back."
Veep
"- That's actually a return. - You know what?"
Veep
"Could you just shut it just for like two seconds?"
Veep
"But, you know, you're gonna have your bag forever, so what the fuck?"
Veep
"Good afternoon, gentlemen."
Veep
"Dream Metric begins at this second."
Veep
"Today is ground zero. Mike."
Veep
"Right."
Veep
"This is the index to America."
Veep
"It will let us know how people will vote"
Veep
"before they even know themselves."
Veep
"This program revolutionizes the way we think"
Veep
"It's exciting."
Veep
""Within the last hour, the German chancellor"
Veep
"expressed his disappointment at the remarks.""
Veep
"Who the hell does he think he is?"
Veep
""'George Dennis' of 'Le Monde'"
Veep
"called the vice president a typical American hick.""
Veep
"I think it's pronounced Georges Denis."
Veep
"I think it just got on Reddit and Tumblr"
Veep
"and just exploded from there."
Veep
"Jonah?"
Veep
"I just liked the song so much."
Veep
"And I thought you wanted it out there,"
Veep
"so I just put it out there."
Veep
"Get off the plane."
Veep
"I cannot believe that you put that out on Tumble."
Veep
"Get up."
Veep
"- Okay, but not the parking. - Yeah, the parking."
Veep
"- Wait, what? You have parking? - Not anymore."
Veep
"- Yeah, not anymore. - But I didn't even own a car."
Veep
"- Get him off. - Okay, guys, my bag is in the hold."
Veep
"- Does he have a big bag? - Gary."
Veep
"- Okay. - Better?"
Veep
Show more clips