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Clips from Veep - The Vic Allen Dinner (S02E02)

"What? Gary's not happy with me?"
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"What?"
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"you've been weird with him."
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"See? That is another thing. The leg."
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"Well, he did lose a whole leg."
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"That's like half of what he should have, right?"
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"I'm fine. Look, I can handle this whole thing."
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"You are incredibly valued here and I was wondering"
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"if there's anything we could do to make you want to stay with us."
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"- More money, ma'am. - I'm on it. Welcome back."
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"Honored to serve."
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"Just bought Sue for a dollar. Who's next?"
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"- Gary. - I'll talk to Gary."
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"Wow. I've never eaten with Gary before."
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"I've eaten next to him, but..."
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"Okay, yeah. I can do that."
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"- Good morning, Jonad. - You're pathetic."
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"Yeah, come at me when you guys get an office, huh?"
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"This is like a wildlife documentary."
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"Jonah in his natural habitat. He might defecate in a bush."
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"I just had to get some of these binder clips."
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"Yeah, we ran out at the White House."
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"Isn't there a guy, though, that can get that for you?"
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"Yeah, you'd think there would be."
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"- Who is? - Steve."
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"What's poor old Steve come down with?"
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"- What type? - Two."
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"Yeah. What are the symptoms of two again?"
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"Oh, he's just feeling bad."
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"He's... you know, he's sugary."
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"- Yeah. - Or he's not sugary enough."
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"Yeah. You getting freezed out by Kent?"
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"We've been watching you, Jonah."
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"You're obsolete."
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"- You guys have been following me? - Yeah."
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"You've been following me like Nancy Drew and his butt-sniffing dog"
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"and I'm the one that has nothing to do?"
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"Cool the honey, bro. We're very busy."
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"- We're writing a comical song. - Shut up, Mike."
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"but at least when I'm crying about it,"
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"I am crying about it in my car"
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"in West Wing Exec parking."
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"♪ 50 ways to win in Denver ♪"
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"♪ La-lum. ♪"
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"Hey, ma'am, thanks again for inviting me to dinner."
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"- Sure. - It's an honor."
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"♪ My treat for you... ♪"
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"♪ Would you set it all up, please ♪"
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"♪ And check the menu, too? ♪"
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"♪ Can Dana come along? ♪"
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"- Oh, really? - No."
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"That was a bad idea."
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"Um, no, it's good. Fine."
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"* Mi fa so la ti do. *"
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"- Jim. - Madam Vice President."
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"I always feel like I should curtsy,"
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"and then I remember that doesn't make sense."
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"Mr. Speaker. It's nice to see you again."
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"Amy. Now, am I getting older or are you getting younger?"
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"That's the third option, of course. That's great stuff."
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"I'm not going to mention the photograph."
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"I'm joking."
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"Or rather, I'm not. There we are."
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"Okay."
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"about the possibility of a veteran becoming president."
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"- Not necessarily me. - Okay."
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"Well, they seemed very excited about the possibility of a woman becoming president."
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"- Sure. - So there are fewer opportunities"
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"Oh, absolutely. Absolutely, yeah."
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"Amy, you should stop eating so much."
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"What the fuck are you talking about?"
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"You're stress eating."
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"I'm not. I'm having dessert."
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"I think you're letting the pressures of the office get to you."
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"You barely have a life outside. You don't go to the gym."
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"That's true."
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"I mean, I hope I don't have a cat"
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"Find yourself a political nerd who also showers."
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"Speaking as a friend."
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"We have a lot of special performances tonight"
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"So he pulled a guy from a tank."
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"Chung's guy had a face like a Christmas ham."
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"All right, thank you."
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"But until now, nobody's thrown down"
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"That isn't impressive at all."
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"- He's just spitting, right? - Yeah."
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"L-l-ladies and gentlemen,"
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"M-m-m-m-minnesota's in the house."
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"is the only one who stopped and asked for directions.""
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"To be serious for just a moment,"
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"I think we need to give a big round of applause"
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"to the vice president for the part that she played"
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"in setting free those young guys"
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"who had been held against their will for so long."
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"Well, at least she didn't look down her nose at 'em."
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"Thank you so much for listening to me."
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"Thank you."
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"Let's give it up for him."
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"Jim Marwood, what are we gonna do with you?"
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"I'll tell you, that's one speaker I'd like to put on mute."
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"♪ The problem is all inside your head ♪"
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"♪ Kent says there's 50 ways ♪"
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"♪ Don't be elite, Pete ♪"
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"♪ Kiss a fat baby, Abie ♪"
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"♪ Set yourself free ♪"
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"♪ Don't be European, Ian ♪"
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"♪ Say screw France, Lance ♪"
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"♪ Maybe the Germans, Herman ♪"
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"♪ The Dutch, the Swedes ♪"
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"♪ Take it from me ♪"
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"♪ Make a pie chart, Art ♪"
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"This is imbecilic."
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"No, keep smiling, Mr. Ryan."
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"I'm smiling falsely. So should you."
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"and he's actually killed."
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"I had to pretend not to like it to Kent"
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"while pretending to like it like he was pretending to like it,"
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"but he didn't actually like it and I actually really liked it."
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"Ma'am, your song last night made my lips curl."
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"- Uh... - Upwards."
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