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Clips from Broad City - Just the Tips (S04E04)

"It's Gramercy Park douchebags."
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"like every morning, and read the whole paper,"
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"with a coffee or, like, an Oprah chai."
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"I'd just grow some fucking weed."
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"Rich people never get caught."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Hey, are you okay? Come to the gate."
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"She knows it now. She took a course!"
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"Um, I can't reach. I can't reach."
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"Okay, right there."
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"One... Two... Three!"
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"(MAN GASPING) Thank you."
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"How can I ever repay you for saving my life?"
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"We've never been in the park."
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"I mean... We would love a tour."
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"- It's beautiful. - Love. One love."
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"Absolutely not."
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"- That's how you worded it. - You just said that."
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"You have one."
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"Sometimes, I literally hate..."
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"Four and three and two and one-one"
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"- Thank you. - That's not gonna work now."
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"Wow... That is better."
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"I worked seven double-shifts in a row."
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"Ay, mi amore, you deserve it."
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"You been working yourself to the bone."
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"Like, literally, I think I can see the bone in your foot."
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"Could you please put it away please?"
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"I'm sorry, I have to air it out."
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"And now that I have the day off,"
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"I can buy myself some happiness."
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"Exhibit A, this freakin' bed."
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"A king for two queens, bitch!"
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"- put on my penis cream. - Do you need any help?"
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"Again, I do not think that's appropriate, Ilana."
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"At least do it in here."
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"Okay, that's fair."
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"Hi. (GIGGLES)"
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"You, uh, you have something in your teeth."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry. Is it..."
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"I guess I was really going to town."
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"- I'm gonna go pee. - Okay."
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"(GIGGLING) Oh, my God, Bevers!"
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"What're you doing?"
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"Excusez-moi, mademoiselle,"
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"but, uh, who da' fresh man meat?"
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"But he's my new boyfriend."
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"I met him at the gym, he's a paramedic."
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"- And I was all like... - (SCOFFS)"
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""Uh, am I 'Cause I'm in one now.""
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"I haven't had my ears candled in a while,"
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"but it sounded to me like he gave you multiples."
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"But he is really good at sex."
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"knowing my body."
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"Yeah, I've noticed that too"
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"and I'm proud of you."
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"God, it's so moist in this bed."
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"Oh, hey, uh, this is um"
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"I'm Matthew Bevers, I'm Abbi's roommate."
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"- Oh, hey, um... - Mike, I heard."
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"(MAKING LASER SOUNDS)"
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"ILANA: Man, this is the first time ever"
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"I'm not bringing my own color."
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"(GASPING) What? What?"
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"Very badly abused."
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"Oh, don't worry about it."
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"I call 'em "ballerina feet.""
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"Just shave the sides off a little and slap on some color."
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"Nails not much better."
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"Thin, baby nails. Are you working class?"
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"Technically..."
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"Wow."
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"I'll have what she's having."
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"You're sure? Very expensive."
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"For me, although, I appreciate a good laugh."
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"about the exploited salon workers."
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"I am the owner."
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"Congratulations."
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"White guilt, white guilt"
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"Well, look at that."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"And I realized that a clit looks a lot like a swoosh."
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"And that's how the logo was born."
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"(LAUGHING) People don't even realize"
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"they're walking around with clits all over their shoes."
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"- Makes me laugh. - It should."
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"we gotta talk office party."
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"We're a month out and I wanna book"
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"that private room at Freemans, so I need to know"
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"who's coming with a plus-one."
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"I will be bringing that plus-one."
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"- You mentioned it. - Oh, we know."
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"Yeah, I just, like, I love being part of a couple."
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"I'm just, like, that kinda gal, you know?"
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"Woman... Girl."
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"No, we're kinda past that, Abbi."
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"- Totally. - My God, this board is a mess."
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"at what turned out to be a sex store?"
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"Why didn't you just ask Abbi?"
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"Because she's with her new boy-toy."
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"Ooh-ooh..."
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"What is, what is that?"
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"It's like '90s canned laughter."
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"Wait, what about, why don't you ask Jaime?"
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"- I'm gay. - Now stop being inappropriate"
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"Ilana, I really don't wanna do this."
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"Did I or did I not buy you not one,"
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"Bountiful or whatever, I don't know."
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"Now help zip a sister up because I can't with these."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Gentle!"
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"You wanna come to a sick-ass party tonight"
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"Um, whose party is it?"
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"I don't even know. I just clicked on it on Facebook"
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"Mmm, well, miss out, brother."
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"Okay."
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"All right, well, I'm getting here safe."
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