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Clips from Broad City - Just the Tips (S04E04)

"If I had a key, I would go in there,"
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"If I had a key,"
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"Dude, that is genius."
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"(DISTANT MAN COUGHING)"
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"Ilana, give me your hand. Give me your arm."
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"You have to have a key to come in."
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"Shrug?"
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"(CHUCKLING) Humanity."
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"- I... Can't... - (MAN COUGHING)"
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"Really? Oh, no."
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"This rich baby doesn't know how to eat."
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"- You cold, BB? - Just a little bit."
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"You are like, a Colombian drug lord."
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"God, it is so amazing, to have a day off from work."
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"God, it's just nice to have fresh cash, though, you know?"
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"Speaking of orgies, I need to go"
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"I think it's my chest hair."
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"Here. Let me, I got it. Yeah."
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"Okay... Ew... To you."
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"And Trey was all like, "You're not a relationship type.""
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"Okay, were you listening to us have sex?"
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"Yeah. Just listening."
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"Okay, don't. Please."
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"But I also think that's really about me"
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"All right."
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"- (MOUTHING) Out! - (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"This is a big day for me, actually."
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"These feet."
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"And don't be afraid to really grind with that pumice."
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"Money is no object..."
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"Before we get to the Amtrak account,"
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"Oh, I'm in a committed relationship,"
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"Woman, you know what? It's not about me."
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"Do you wanna get back to the clit talk?"
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"Do you have a harness in this size?"
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"Gays are not interchangeable, Eliot."
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"Okay, fine. Your boobs look..."
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"- Delicious. - Thank you."
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"Perfect."
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"with me and Abbi and Jimmels?"
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"'cause I need a freakin' place"
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"to flaunt my wealth and my body."
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"Yeah, I definitely don't wanna go."
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"But you will certainly be, the bell of the ball."
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"- He's so cute, right? - Mmm."
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"just like a male Lucy Liu."
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"There's a big problem, though."
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"it has so much more, like sabor"
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"Honestly, Ab, if you don't read a book soon,"
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"you're gonna forget how. I..."
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"The problem is because of my particular pH balance,"
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"He has one now."
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"Wow."
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"- Woo-hoo! - Yes!"
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"(GUYS CHEERING)"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Um, uh, no."
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"Thank you for, the polite invite, I guess."
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"But I'm actually seeing someone."
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"You okay? You want me to cut a bitch?"
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"spraying off your mons pubis."
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"(GLASS SHATTERS)"
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"Jesus, I'm getting there."
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"Ilana, those are dangerous."
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"- (PHONE BEEPS) - Mmm, thanks. Oh!"
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"You know what? I'm gonna work my death drops."
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"Yeah, I'm sorry."
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"I really don't know what to do."
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"Wait, does that mean that"
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"Lincoln's here?"
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"Ilana. Ilana Wexler."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"- You look like a video girl. - Mmm!"
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"- Video gi... You look good. - Thanks."
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"(STOMACH RUMBLES)"
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"and I shit myself from a sphincter-quivering,"
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"You owe me a doo favor, bitch!"
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"- Mmm. - Also, it really smells like shit in here."
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"It smells how it's supposed to smell."
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"Well, thank you so much."
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"but your services are not, um, needed here."
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"Yeah, I guess I could use a hand."
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"It's like my body fills up with fire"
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"and then I just jump into a glacier..."
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"(CHUCKLING) So sorry."
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"And it feels great."
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"It's about communication and listening to each other's energies."
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"Wow, you are right. (LAUGHS)"
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"You just... Really get relationships."
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"Wait, what?"
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"- Oh? - Um, it's like we've known each other"
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"- Like, it's... - What's his middle name?"
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"- Where's he from? - From Ohio."
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"if you even get that far."
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"Okay."
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"Those things look dangerous."
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"we had our own thing going and..."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, you can open your eyes now."
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"I am a rich, disgusting monster."
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"You should probably just take a shower."
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"Okay, just let me get this out."
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"that I'm not a relationship person,"
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"so I think I just dove into this too fast."
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"I think I just need some time to really figure myself out."
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"Oh, well, yeah. It's only been six days."
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"I didn't realize we were being exclusive."
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"Well, I've been sleeping with a couple people."
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"Okay, well, I guess there's nothing more to say"
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"Yeah, it was tough."
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"You know, I wanted last night to be so perfect."
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"But I can't stuff my tips into my empty heart."
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"I'm so sorry. God!"
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"And now I have to lose these tips."
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"I'm just gonna focus on myself, you know?"
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"Thank you."
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"- I... - Ilana, we need to talk about,"
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"It's a lot of pressure having this much money!"
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"It just makes me nuts that this is private."
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"It's like we're supposed to just, like, circle it?"
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