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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Burning Bridges (S03E03)

"- I left my diaphragm. - Diaphragm?"
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"Okay."
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"Yeah? Okay."
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"You're safe. Cheers."
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"Trey."
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"- Hey, it's okay. - No, I don't want you to see me like this."
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"Sorry, there was a long line at the shit factory."
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"Mom, are you okay?"
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"- Mom, are you okay? - Honey..."
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"- She's choking! - She's choking... help."
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"She's choking. She's choking, help!"
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"Help, somebody, please help."
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"- Somebody! - Does anybody know CPR?"
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"Hoh!"
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"Are you okay, honey?"
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"Can you breath?"
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"- Sit down. - You okay?"
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"- Yeah. - Take it easy."
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"The condom in your room?"
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"Uh, guys, I have some big news to share."
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"Yes."
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"Dude, I should have told you about Trey."
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"I don't know, I was like... I was embarrassed and,"
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"This really sucks, you know."
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"Ilana, I'm so sorry."
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"I promise. You're my best friend."
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"- I-I-I... it was just coincidence. - I know, I know."
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"and I, like, didn't know what was going on and he's so sweet, you know."
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"Whatever that means, you know?"
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"No, a queen like, like us."
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"Okay. It's gonna be okay."
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"- because he called me a dirty Jew. - I hate that."
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"So, I keyed a big Star of David"
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"right onto his driver-side door."
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"That was probably a whole thing that you never"
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"That's a bra!"
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"I still can't believe you have to take a drug test."
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"You know that my pee probably won't pass a drug test either?"
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"I know, but at least it's, like, human level. It's less embarrassing."
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"I still cannot believe you are such a thong head."
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"It's not for me. It's butt floss."
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"Yeah, man titties."
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"Can I, uh, buy you an ice coffee real quick?"
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"♪ Four and three and two and one, one ♪♪"
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"I was not."
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"Oh, um, hey, Ab."
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"Is that what you just asked me? To do dinner?"
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"Um, I, uh, I actually finished when you said yes."
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"Hi, baby. Do you want a peach, baby?"
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"Do you like a peach? Yeah."
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"You have got to be kidding me."
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"I mean... ah!"
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"Hello."
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"Not us, on the LIE."
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"but Google Map says 20, so... who knows..."
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"I don't trust Google Maps. It's the cops tracking us."
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"Steering us away from their own corruption."
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"Wag. The. Dog."
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"- Aww, thank you, sweetheart. - Love, love, love you."
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"- Hey! - No!"
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"I saw you see us see you!"
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"- So angry. - Yeah."
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"Inappropriate."
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"Alright, oh, I'll grab a chair. He's just using it a foot rest."
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"Oh, sorry. I'm using it."
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"we all wish we could have ottomans in the park..."
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"- You can take the chair. Take the chair. - I can't... I'm not taking the chair."
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"- You own this chair. - Please, please take the chair."
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"- Don't touch me. - Okay, I would not."
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"- I would not. - Take the chair..."
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"I just straight up asked that couple over there."
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"They're so sweet."
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"Hi. Cuties... thanks."
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"Ning."
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"He's just been on me."
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"So annoying. Get him off."
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"What?"
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"You trippin', boo."
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"We should talk about positive stuff like your parents, dude."
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"35 years! That is impressive."
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"You can totally come to their anniversary dinner tonight."
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"- We would love to have you. - No, it's cool."
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"- It's a family thing. - Girl, you're family."
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"You know, unless you have plans."
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"I-I-I... uh, I do actually have plans."
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"What are your plans tonight?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"- No. - That is hysterical."
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"That is your go to lie."
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"I know, but not now."
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"Oh my God. That does impress-ah me much."
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"- I wouldn't. - Don't keep anything from me."
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"- I wouldn't. - You know, it could kill me."
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"- Right. - It kills me!"
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"Is that Lincoln?"
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"Oh, my gee, Lincoln. Come here."
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"What are you doin'?"
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"Hey. What's up?"
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"I was waiting for you guys to finish"
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"so we could talk privately."
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"Later, Lincoln."
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"Later, Ab."
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"Hello."
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"Watching that ass walk away makes me sweat, too."
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"No, I..."
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"Why are you giving the ring back to me?"
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"That's what I needed to talk with you about."
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"I've been seein' that girl, as you know."
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"And have encouraged."
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""Final-lee," some juicy, fucking details."
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"- I want the play by play. - No, no, no."
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"- It's just not for me. - No, with the other girl."
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"Our arrangement is perfect for me, just as it is."
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"We wanna be monogamous with each other."
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"okay."
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"I love you, but, I wanna be in a relationship"
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"and you wanna do other stuff, which is fine."
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"But we can still hang out as friends."
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"So..."
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"Well, uh, we will talk when we talk"
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