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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Burning Bridges (S03E03)

"I know. The man gets off sniffing America's piss these days."
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"- Right. - God, I have such swamp ass."
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"Dude, thongs are the best. It eliminates an entire layer."
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"Plus, it soaks up all the sweat in your... butt crack."
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"I love this look."
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"God, we're hot."
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"God, my butt itches."
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"Oh, that's amazing."
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"Well, yeah. My treat."
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"so you can concentrate, which I-I totally get. I get it, but..."
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"Okay..."
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"No... I don't... I mean don't have dinner plans yet, right?"
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"Awesome sauce."
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"- Okay. - Oh, you don't have to."
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"Aww."
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"I definitely didn't though."
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"Ilana."
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"Madonna, Rihanna, Ilana."
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"- Hey, Bonita! - Hey."
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"We have been doing business for how long?"
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"Oh my God."
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"Bloody, bloody... oh, it's so sad."
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"You buried the lead. Don't do that."
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"1010 WINS says we're gonna be an hour late,"
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"Wag the dog, Ilana."
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"We can do this. Somebody'll get up."
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"Fuck you."
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"Oh, it only has one chair."
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"Okay, we can do this."
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"No, no. I'm-I'm using the chair."
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"I mean..."
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"Are you deaf? Like, I'm using the chair."
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"- Okay, I'm gonna take the chair. - I said..."
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"No... 'cause you're, like, being a dick. I'm gonna take the chair."
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"Oh, my God. Okay, I'm just gonna..."
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"No, don't touch... Don't touch it."
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"- No, I'm not... - Leave it."
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"- No, no, okay, I just sorry. - Don't touch me."
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"- I'm not gonna take it. - And go... Bye."
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"- Okay. Okay. - Bye. Thank you."
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"Man, I feel like I haven't seen you in "lit-roll" days."
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"God, you're glowing. Your skin is glowing."
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"I would not get him off!"
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"- Your parents. - I know."
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"Oh my God, I didn't even ask you."
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"Yeah."
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"Don't keep it from me."
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"- That's all. - Totally. I would not do that."
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"'Sup, Ab?"
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"Me?"
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"I have to go."
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"I need to talk about something."
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"that I need to return to you."
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"- Frame by frame. - No."
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"I'm sorry, we've..."
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"No we don't. You're not listening even."
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"We haven't had a threesome with a boy yet."
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"That's cool, but..."
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"Obviously."
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"and I'll see you when I see you"
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"- which is great. - Ilana, you good? You wanna..."
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"Oh, no, I'm gonna head out,"
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"Lincoln, wait."
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"Whoa, Ab."
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"All right, girl. Just the deets. I know the person?"
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"Anybody I know? Who is it?"
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"- My Trey? - Well..."
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"So what are we trying to say with this outfit?"
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"I don't know."
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"I just need the look to say that I want to be"
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"Let's figure something out that's gonna let you maintain that status quo."
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"Knee caps, baby."
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"- Yes! - Is this what you do?"
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"I love this."
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"Yowza, baby."
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"Oh, here we go."
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"I'd wrap my thighs around that big basketball head."
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"- Yeah? - Ew, what the fuck."
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"- No, I'm really excited, thank you so much. - That was so bad."
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"Mask up."
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"Um, 'Kay, mask down."
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"Mask up."
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"Hi."
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"I am meeting a Mr. Trey..."
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"- Am I late? - No."
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"Um... Okay."
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"to how it is."
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"- You know? Do you understand? - Yeah."
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"- To the present. To the present. - To right now... yeah."
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"- I'll be right back. - Alright, yeah. Make room."
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"Great, thanks."
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"Oh, fuck."
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"Fuck me."
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"you surprised me on my anniversary."
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"Surprise..."
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"- Thank you. - I surprised her."
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"I'm happy to go."
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"Everyone is happy and nothing has changed."
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"I am very vulnerable right now, so I'm gonna need to fill you in"
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"- Yeah, Arthur, you go first. - Okay, well, I'm..."
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"Uh, I'm gonna have the baked"
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"So, Abbi, we have incredible news."
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"We had a bidding war, but it was totally worth it,"
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"because we're under this beautiful, beautiful tree."
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"Mazel. Tov."
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"I forgot to... I need to pla..."
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"It's ba... It's gonna be bad if I don't go."
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"Imma be right back. Go to the bathroom."
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"Was gettin' worried you fell in."
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"You look awesome."
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"Uh, the other thing: today I found out"
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"Uh, yeah, I am the master stretcher."
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"Where were you, Miss Ilana?"
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"It's just genetics, you know?"
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"They pretend to be the same person."
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"I have to get this... this is important."
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"I ran into my florist."
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"- Happy anniversary. - Happy anniversary!"
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"My diaphragm..."
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"I left it..."
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