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Clips from NewsRadio - Sinking Ship (S04E04)

"Just tell her I'm busy acting or something. Oh. Good evening."
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"[ Man Whispering ] NewsRadio. Yes. Exactly."
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"Well, tonight, with a budget of over $200,"
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"because of quality NewsRadio episodes..."
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"we should have pretty much smooth sailing."
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"- Yeah, I've been there. - You don't wear a corset, Matthew."
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"What, uh-- What is that in miles per hour?"
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"Uh, roughly-- Who cares? Take 'er up to 80!"
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"Uh, well, sir-- And this goes for everyone as well."
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"Dave, an iceberg warning?"
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"Please, get real."
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"Look at me. I'm a big, old iceberg, and I'm a-comin' to get Dave."
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"Matthew, I'm quite serious. Oh, lighten up. Lighten up, son."
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"Well, the meeting is adjourned. Matthew."
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"[ Whistles ]"
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"I would love to. But I'm supposed to be havin' coffee..."
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"Ah. Making any progress there, sir? Second base."
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"and I'm thinkin' maybe she's a little hot to trot."
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"He's a good kid, and he's a hard worker."
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"Bill, of course you're right--"
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"Excuse me."
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"Yahoo! I'm king of the world!"
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"I know. King-of-the-world-itis. I've fallen prey to it myself."
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"Darn. Matthew!"
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"Shucks! Well, I never!"
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"[ Shudders ]"
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"[ Light, Rapid Knocking ]"
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"[ Water Splashes ]"
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"[ Man ] Man overboard!"
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"What's goin' on? Man overboard."
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"It was a good thing I fell off. Somebody dropped this off the ship."
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"[ Furnace Roaring ]"
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"Hey, Dave. You know, speakin' of icebergs,"
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"I was tinkerin' around over the weekend,"
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"- Did you now? - Yeah."
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"- I'm gonna call it "radar." - Ah, well."
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"Ah. Yes."
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"of trying to get to see her naked. No, it isn't."
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"Artistic-- That's poor for "naked.""
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"I know that."
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"I'll talk to her later."
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"- Oh. - You don't like it?"
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"This is a Coeur de la Mer, the biggest blue diamond in the world."
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"Well, what the hell? It's your birthday."
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"Oh, my God. An iceberg!"
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"[ Speaking Tube Peeps ] Joe, engines full stop."
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"This is Dave. The captain-- Dave."
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"This is real-- Walt and Lisa."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"What did I tell you?"
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"I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation."
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"You're right. Hand it over."
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"I'm using my humidifier. I think I caught a cold when I fell overboard."
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"Why aren't you out watching for icebergs?"
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"[ Sighs ] Dave, what is your obsession..."
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"with these so-called "icebergs"?"
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"We hit a berg, a big one."
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"An iceberg-- that one."
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"Oh, well, that's--"
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"Whoa! That's a big-ass old iceberg, isn't it?"
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"- God help us all. Matthew. - Yes, sir."
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"I'm a little busy right now."
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"[ Knocking ] Go away! I'm busy!"
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"Need any help, Joe?"
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"Oh, thanks."
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"You know, uh, Dave thinks we're sinking."
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"Because the only reason I'm not wearing your necklace..."
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"is 'cause it's making people think we're back together."
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"What'd you say? Nothing."
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"If you insist on discussing this-- Which I do."
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"then, yes, it would be nice if you wore the necklace."
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"It's a birthday present. It just means..."
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"Whoa. What's the rush, Joe? Nothin'. I just get claustrophobic belowdeck."
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"It's Bill. What can I do for you, Bill?"
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"I'm still waiting on that soda. What's taking so long?"
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"Well, Bill, there's kind of a lot of water down here."
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"So?"
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"Not without my soda you shouldn't. I'm really thirsty."
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"Okay, Bill, I'll do my best, but it's really, really wet-- [ Gurgling ]"
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"Literally. [ Chortling ]"
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"Is everybody set?"
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"Matthew, I need you to get these in a lifeboat immediately."
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"Well, this is Degas's ballerina."
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"This one is by a painter called--"
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"Double crap. Monet."
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"Uh, then I have, uh, dogs playing poker."
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"Fellas, I think, despite what Joe says, the ship is sinking."
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"Yes, that's what I've been saying all along."
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"What finally brought you around?"
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"What scheme, Bill?"
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"and set them adrift to freeze to death."
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"Well, more cognac, anyone? I'll go fetch some."
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"Hold that boat!"
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"Ah, well."
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"Lisa, if you didn't want the damn necklace, you should've just said so."
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"Oh, I-- I very nearly was."
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"But then I decided, no, I'm going to fight."
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"Ah, there are things in this living world far sweeter..."
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"than anything the great beyond has to offer us."
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"Like love?"
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"I was talking about coffee."
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"By the way, do you have any?"
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"Love?"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"I'm freezing my buttocks off in there."
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"- You're gonna need a lookout, aren't you? - You're a terrible lookout."
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"He's dead. Oh."
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"Well, in that case, he looks great."
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"Which way is New York? There it is, right there."
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"We're not gonna have to repopulate the Earth or anything like that, are we?"
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"No."
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"[ Relieved Sigh ]"
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"Did you bring any food?"
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"- No. Did you? - No."
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"Especially with everyone dying and Matthew and I eating each other and all of that."
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"Oh. What about Vicki? Off making a movie in Toronto."
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"I'm Phil Hartman from the NBC sitcom--"
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"Those of you who faithfully tune in to NewsRadio whenever we're on..."
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"enjoy following the misadventures or our little crew at WNYX."
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"But every now and again, we-- and by "we" I mean..."
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