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Clips from Peep Show - Kid Farm (S09E09)

"Education, education, education. Ian coming over?"
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"I'm turning Ian into a super-toddler,"
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"I've stuffed a pinata."
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"It's filled with nature facts"
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"'She's a bit rum keen.'"
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"So, er..."
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"He's around the whole time. I know how you feel about Duncan."
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"'teaching him maths"
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"Duncan's a great guy,"
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"OK, because since Duncan's been around... Ugh!"
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""Scores"? Have you been testing our son? No!"
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"I mean, yes."
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"Just a bit of basic intelligence testing."
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"Yeah, well, Duncan, you know how he tutors?"
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"What do I do? I'm pretty sure he's having an affair."
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"and...people are..."
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"MUSIC PLAYS Oh, wow!"
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"shit I wrote in a forum about how"
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"Hm... And, you know,"
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"Yeah, you did the lyrics solo, did you?"
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"Although there's a small chance it might not be possible."
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"But the headlines are, we did a track, everybody loves it."
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"The rest is just bean counting for the bread-heads, yeah?"
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"'I think he's trying to take some of my bloody beans!'"
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"Do... Do you want some bread to go with that, as ballast?"
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"This may sound like a crazy idea,"
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"You're my ballast, Mark!"
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"'Let's see how she likes it.'"
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"April!"
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"round the block, and I just wanted to talk."
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"'Do come in and meet my ex-wife, the drunk...'"
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"'Get this shit off the table!'"
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"'Are we having sex on the table?'"
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"You could bring your niece. It might be fun."
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"Goodbye might be simpler."
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"'Oh, knife in the guts!'"
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"Goodbye, April."
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"don't you, Mark? Like Napoleon."
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"'Shit the toast."
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"'The April door closes, the Sophie door opens."
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"'The loveless marriage."
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"'Cut off the cock and stick it in a jar."
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"'Might be a relief.' I slept on it,"
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"And would an aggressive campaign to claim shared credit"
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"I-I really think you need to let this go."
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"'Three 100s and 30 and 30 and 30."
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"'Is it a trick question?'"
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"We've all got calculators in our pockets,"
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"Anyway, this proves nothing."
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"and they don't have enough bytes left to add my name."
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"Hang on!"
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"your expectations get ground down and down"
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"but now seems like a blessed relief."
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"OK. Are you ready?"
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"I'm straight-edge now. I walk the line."
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"He might, but I definitely won't."
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"Sit in the bath and have a Magnum."
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"looking under all the different flowerpots?"
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"Oh, Christ, Jez, not burgling!"
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"If anyone comes, I'm saying I popped in to borrow a brolly."
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"Revenge. Revenge is the sexy man's justice."
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"is going to get a big fucking multi-hit of Shreddies."
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"OK, I'm going to lick these apples"
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"Here, fishy."
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"Where would you go, though, if you could actually go back, in time?"
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"The 1950s? Jeremy, I'm talking about"
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"See the Rolling Stones and have a Coke. Jeremy,"
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"bag 'em and tag 'em."
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"All I can think about is death."
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"If I say yes, I'll regret it, that's certain."
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"But if I say no, I'll also definitely regret it,"
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"overwhelming feelings of regret, guilt and sadness."
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"Ian-Ian-Ian-Ian!"
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"'Flicker of recognition? Basically uninterested.'"
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"Come on, little fella, let Uncle Jeremy put you in the rage cage."
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"Ian. It's all about Ian."
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"'that are going to make up our terrible relationship.'"
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"I said yes. OK..."
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"W-What's in there?"
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"I'm going to call Super Hans, get him to come over here"
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"I'll throw her in, if you like. Into the wipe-clean penitentiary."
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"'"Disabled toilet baby changing shelf,""
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"'I hope my son's OK with Jeremy"
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"Oh, it's fine, it'll be OK."
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"'I wonder what kind of OK. "No baby" OK,"
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"'Lovely something!"
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"'Ah, April, you are the one.'"
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"Well, I... Come on, let's go outside."
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"Shall I alert all the other women in here"
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"in case you try and hump them or move in with them?"
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"So, what are you thinking with Sophie?"
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"That's the line."
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"I'm not a professional childminder, Mark."
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"Good luck."
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"I had a ding-dong with Duncan."
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"No, Soph, I need to find Ian!"
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"Have you seen a little boy?"
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"I'm going to have a little lie down, Mark. I'm tired."
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"and then we'll have a big chat about everything."
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"'A big chat during which"
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"She thinks you're a dong."
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"MUSIC PLAYS"
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"I kind of broke in, looking"
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"Flop was one of the good guys, man! He was old-school."
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"Not Flip as well? No. No."
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"I feel bad about this, but..."
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"'Oh, fuck.'"
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"..it's your bag, and I stole it."
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"..incredibly ashamed of that."
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"Hans just caved. We won."
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"Oh, good."
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"I can't believe it would do that. So...sneaky!"
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"'So reassuring...'"
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"I think she might be balls deep."
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"my sort of wife who I've sort of agreed to get back together with"
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"I was going to say wake her up and get her a coffee."
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"Well, don't fuck about."
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"Great!"
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"Hey, Mark. Hi!"
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"Oh, God! Well, let's get the hell out of here."
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