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Clips from Son of Zorn - A Taste of Zephyria (S01E01)

"There's no place like Gnome!"
Son of Zorn
"[chuckles]"
Son of Zorn
"There's no place like Gnome!"
Son of Zorn
"[Gnome chuckles]"
Son of Zorn
"Dave Ellis and Wendell Knox playing hacky sack."
Son of Zorn
"If this doesn't say Sophomore class, 2017,"
Son of Zorn
"I really do not know what does."
Son of Zorn
"I got the, uh, perfect yearbook caption here."
Son of Zorn
"[chuckles] "Just a couple of sack masters"
Son of Zorn
""Two sack masters hackin' the...""
Son of Zorn
"uh, yeah... [nervously chuckles]"
Son of Zorn
"- Never mind. - 'Sup, losers?"
Son of Zorn
"You guys are my only friends."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, my god, diversity students sitting around each other."
Son of Zorn
"This is what we call in the yearbook business the money shot."
Son of Zorn
"- Dude, she's totally into you. - What?! [laughs]"
Son of Zorn
"Layla? I mean..."
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"Maybe? I... You think, you think-think,"
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"- like, we could... - Yes, dude, totally."
Son of Zorn
"Now get over there and show her"
Son of Zorn
"that awesome Zephyrian belt"
Son of Zorn
"[groans]"
Son of Zorn
"- Did something just...? - Alan: Huh?"
Son of Zorn
"What? [nervously laughs]"
Son of Zorn
"There's no place like Gnome! [chuckles]"
Son of Zorn
"There's no place like Gnome! [tense music]"
Son of Zorn
"There's no place like Gnome! [Gnome chuckles]"
Son of Zorn
"Hey, uh, you guys have any herpes cream I could borrow?"
Son of Zorn
"Uh... For a friend?"
Son of Zorn
"Craig: Oh, yeah, I think we might."
Son of Zorn
"- A friend left some over here. - Zorn: Nice."
Son of Zorn
"So, knocking, you're over that? That's not happening anymore?"
Son of Zorn
"You know, good sense of humor, too, which I like."
Son of Zorn
"over and over, but it's only getting funnier."
Son of Zorn
"That stupid talking Gnome. I was up all night!"
Son of Zorn
"or-or you divorce it, that seems to be"
Son of Zorn
"- your go to method. - Edie: No, it's fine. It's under control."
Son of Zorn
"We're gonna slide a polite, but sternly-worded letter under their door."
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"Zorn: Letter? The Edie I used to know"
Son of Zorn
"when they threw a party that went past midnight."
Son of Zorn
"Well, I'm not gonna get all Zephie-ish on our neighbor."
Son of Zorn
"Whoa, whoa. Easy. "Get Zephie-ish"?"
Son of Zorn
"- What the hell's that supposed to mean? - Well, you just said I should..."
Son of Zorn
"Zorn: Wow. You know, I'm curious, how come"
Son of Zorn
"people never say they're "getting Zephie-ish""
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"when they're weaving a beautiful tapestry,"
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"or reciting an epic poem, or inventing tiny carrots?"
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"- Edie: Zorn, I just... - I mean, it's no wonder"
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"Alangulon only knows about Zephyria through stereotypes."
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"You've taught him nothing."
Son of Zorn
"Come on, you can't deny that Zephyrians"
Son of Zorn
"get what they want through violence."
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"Craig, you have no idea what I'm talking about."
Son of Zorn
"Edie, it's bad enough I have to deal with this at work,"
Son of Zorn
"- but my own son? - Well, maybe you should educate him."
Son of Zorn
"I find the best way to do that is through a culture's cuisine."
Son of Zorn
"That's how I learned all about Ohio."
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"There's no place like Gnome! [laughs]"
Son of Zorn
"I always think he's gonna say "home,""
Son of Zorn
"and then, uh, you know, curveball. [chuckles]"
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"[bell rings] [indistinct conversations]"
Son of Zorn
"Caption: "Yearbook photographer waits for a ride.""
Son of Zorn
"[chuckles] Is that the best you got?"
Son of Zorn
"I know. That was pathetic, right? Yeah. Um..."
Son of Zorn
"Hey, you know what, I have that, uh, spirit day page write-up"
Son of Zorn
"to do still, and you have all the photos."
Son of Zorn
"- go get a cup of coffee? I don't know. - Together?"
Son of Zorn
"- No. - ...bad idea, probably."
Son of Zorn
"- Yeah, yeah, uh, yeah. - I don't know, it's like..."
Son of Zorn
"Coffee sounds..."
Son of Zorn
"- Yeah, let me just grab my backpack. - Cool."
Son of Zorn
"[tires screeching]"
Son of Zorn
"Hurry up, your mom was in an accident."
Son of Zorn
"What? What kind of accident? What..."
Son of Zorn
"The accident of not raising you"
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"with an appreciation of Zephyrian culture."
Son of Zorn
"Wait, what? Are you serious?"
Son of Zorn
"Alan: No."
Son of Zorn
"You know, all the reviews say this is the most"
Son of Zorn
"authentic Zephyrian experience in Orange County."
Son of Zorn
"You know, before you made me picture mom"
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"dead in a car crash, I was actually supposed"
Son of Zorn
"to meet someone and it was... it's pretty important."
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"Yeah, well, I mean, it just seemed like"
Son of Zorn
"you weren't that into learning about Zephyrian culture,"
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"so I was worried you wouldn't come, so, you know, I improvised."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, I was worried that mom was dead."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, boy, were you ever. [chuckles]"
Son of Zorn
"Welcome to taste of Zephyria,"
Son of Zorn
"where the enemy to be battled is hunger."
Son of Zorn
"I'm Eric, I'll be your server tonight."
Son of Zorn
"Hey, before we get started, Eric, uh, can I ask you"
Son of Zorn
"which Zephyrian battle that mural is depicting?"
Son of Zorn
"Ooh, is it the battle of Orphan's Cove?"
Son of Zorn
"Oof, we lost a lot of good men to those orphans."
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"This place used to be a mexican church."
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"We inherited that mural and just kind of made it our own."
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"- Zephyrian sauce. - Oh, you mean goat urine."
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"- Anything to drink? - Uh, yeah,"
Son of Zorn
"two goat-urine-ades. It... uh, larges."
Son of Zorn
"I mean, unless there's free refills, then we'll just get smalls."
Son of Zorn
"Sir, while we may have taken a few tiny liberties,"
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"[people clapping]"
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"♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪"
Son of Zorn
"♪ we're so glad you came ♪"
Son of Zorn
"♪ happy, happy birthday ♪"
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"♪ from the taste of Zephyria gang ♪"
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"[yells loudly]"
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"Come on, come on, let's go. We're going."
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"Hey. I'm Edie. I live next-door and I just wanted"
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"to welcome you, both of you guys,"
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"to the neighborhood."
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"Well, hey, right back at you, Edie."
Son of Zorn
"Well, great. I just wanted to say hi."
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"- Hi. - Oh, but, hey, while I'm here,"
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"The letter.... Yes, we did."
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"- Indeed, we did. - We did, and you know what,"
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"- we appreciate the feedback, we do. - Mm-hmm."
Son of Zorn
"- Yeah. - "Feedback...""
Son of Zorn
"- Yeah. - So... does that mean you're not..."
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