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Clips from Son of Zorn - A Taste of Zephyria (S01E01)

"and... sweep the mine. [Todd laughing]"
Son of Zorn
"[yells loudly]"
Son of Zorn
"[shouts]"
Son of Zorn
"He just cut the table in half!"
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, sure, Zephyrians are proud warriors,"
Son of Zorn
""Zephie"? Oh, my god. Who taught you that word?"
Son of Zorn
"- You did. You say it all the time. - I can say it"
Son of Zorn
"of your Zephyrian heritage. Okay?"
Son of Zorn
"No, uh, t-t-that thing is enchanted, okay?"
Son of Zorn
"- Yo. - I'm just kidding."
Son of Zorn
"If you'll excuse me."
Son of Zorn
"- your dad gave you. Get it out. - No, no, stop."
Son of Zorn
"Aw, come on, Edie."
Son of Zorn
"I've got sensitive knuckles. You know that."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, by the way, I just bumped into your new neighbor."
Son of Zorn
"- Really? - Friendly guy."
Son of Zorn
"You know, I mean, he keeps telling the same joke"
Son of Zorn
"Well, get rid of it then. You know, you can smash it"
Son of Zorn
"bashed 30 orcs with a war hammer"
Son of Zorn
"Zorn, I can relate to the discrimination that you're referring to."
Son of Zorn
"So, I was just thinking maybe, uh, we could work on it,"
Son of Zorn
"- Go do the backpack. - Yeah."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, my god, oh, my god. Alangulon, get in the car!"
Son of Zorn
"- What?! - Driver, let's go!"
Son of Zorn
"- Alan: Uh, how's the stir-fry? - Delicious. It comes with a zesty"
Son of Zorn
"I, uh, think we use lemon juice?"
Son of Zorn
"we are otherwise 100% authentic."
Son of Zorn
"Zorn: Oh, my god. What is this?"
Son of Zorn
"did you get the letter that my fiancé left for you?"
Son of Zorn
"You don't eat Zephyrian food with a fork! I should've taken"
Son of Zorn
"that fork and scooped out that dumb waiter's eyes!"
Son of Zorn
"No! I just... I wasn't trying to offend you."
Son of Zorn
"Doctors think he's gonna pull through, but..."
Son of Zorn
"- Maybe you want to come over? - And do yearbook stuff?"
Son of Zorn
"Movie. [chuckles]"
Son of Zorn
"Well, apparently no one around here has appreciation"
Son of Zorn
"never becoming a barbaric maniac."
Son of Zorn
"Aw, I've seen it, like, so many times."
Son of Zorn
"- Except Frank. Frank just killed them. - Alan: Okay, uh,"
Son of Zorn
"[demonic voice]: Layla's no more. I am Winona."
Son of Zorn
"No, no, no, no, no. You can't leave yet."
Son of Zorn
"- [slap] Oh! - Alan: Aw!"
Son of Zorn
"Calm down? Calm do... you just hit my friend"
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"Layla! [yells]"
Son of Zorn
"So how was your "Zephyria night"?"
Son of Zorn
"Zorn: Horrible. No, Alangulon hated it."
Son of Zorn
"Ah, hell, I guess I'll just have to accept"
Son of Zorn
"[cow moos]"
Son of Zorn
"- Wait, what? - Oh, yeah, I ran into Ron and April"
Son of Zorn
"Anyways, I cleared it all up. [Alan grunting]"
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"[knocks on door]"
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"who died on the battlefield. It's a great honor."
Son of Zorn
"- Uh, what about the child's throat? - They do need a high C."
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"Zephyrian restaurant in town. [phone vibrates]"
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"There's no place like Gno..."
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"[crash]"
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"And sweep the mine."
Son of Zorn
"And sweep the... [Todd laughing]"
Son of Zorn
"[clears throat] [laughing]"
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"and..."
Son of Zorn
"sweep... [mine explodes] Damn it!"
Son of Zorn
"Uh, excuse me, Todd, do you mind?"
Son of Zorn
"Some of us are actually trying to work here."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, sorry, my bad. Wait, you're Zephyrian, right?"
Son of Zorn
"You might appreciate this."
Son of Zorn
"[audience laughs on computer] Hmm."
Son of Zorn
"Excuse me. I ordered the chopped salad."
Son of Zorn
"Chopped salad?! Oh!"
Son of Zorn
"[studio audience laughter] [shouts]"
Son of Zorn
"What the hell is this?"
Son of Zorn
"It's this idiotic sitcom called " I'll have what he's stabbing.""
Son of Zorn
"One of the main characters is Zephyrian"
Son of Zorn
"and he's super violent."
Son of Zorn
"You ruined my salad."
Son of Zorn
"[yelling]"
Son of Zorn
"All right, it's kind of funny. [laughs]"
Son of Zorn
"It's not funny. It's racist, is what it is."
Son of Zorn
"Is this what you think Zephyrians are like?"
Son of Zorn
"Not just because of the show."
Son of Zorn
"I mean, you're the scariest, most violent person I've ever met, Zorn."
Son of Zorn
"That's not true. I would never do..."
Son of Zorn
"So, this wasn't you, Rom Rom? Because it looks to me"
Son of Zorn
"like this was done with a giant sword."
Son of Zorn
"[Linda and Todd laugh]"
Son of Zorn
"I've seen you do that exact move."
Son of Zorn
"[Todd and Linda laughing] [growling]"
Son of Zorn
"[title anthem]"
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"Rom Rom: Split the bill?! Not a problem!"
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"[Rom Rom yells]"
Son of Zorn
"I don't get it. I mean, it's 2016."
Son of Zorn
"Are people okay with this sort of racism?"
Son of Zorn
"I blame the Mexicans."
Son of Zorn
"but we've also got a rich history of art, and music and food."
Son of Zorn
"I-I mean, we invented tiny carrots,"
Son of Zorn
"which the rest of the world is only now discovering."
Son of Zorn
"Alangulon, here, come here."
Son of Zorn
"You won't believe this. There's a Zephyrian character on TV"
Son of Zorn
"- who's basically just... - Oh, Rom Rom?"
Son of Zorn
"- No, he's hilarious. - Hilarious?!"
Son of Zorn
"What are y... No, he's an affront to our culture."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, I mean I'm half-Zephyrian technically, like by blood."
Son of Zorn
"But culturally? I mean, I wouldn't even kill a spider."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, I wouldn't kill a spider, either,"
Son of Zorn
"because they're reincarnated wizards."
Son of Zorn
"But is that what you think of us, that we're all just"
Son of Zorn
"raging, warlike barbarians?"
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, that's basically, like, the definition of a Zephie."
Son of Zorn
"'cause I'm from Zephyria and-and proud of it,"
Son of Zorn
"I might add, unlike you."
Son of Zorn
"You never even wear the warrior's belt I got you."
Son of Zorn
"You think I'm gonna wear that in public?"
Son of Zorn
"Uh, yeah, 'cause it's a symbol"
Son of Zorn
"In fact, you know what? You're wearing it today. [sighs]"
Son of Zorn
"- Give me that. Here. [magical chiming] - Dad, come on."
Son of Zorn
"You know, he's just gonna take it off when he gets to school."
Son of Zorn
"Zorn: Oh, no, no, no. Don't do that, Alangulon."
Son of Zorn
"If you take it off, you'll turn to stone."
Son of Zorn
"Should've mentioned that before I guess, right? [chuckles]"
Son of Zorn
"So, I keep a slice of the free bread,"
Son of Zorn
"order the open-face sandwich, boom. Regular sandwich."
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