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Clips from ALF - Going Out of My Head Over You (S01E01)

"Because, um, ah, um--"
ALF
"Hellooooooo..."
ALF
"Where did you get that?"
ALF
"That taiwan must be the most fun place on earth."
ALF
"Uh, we had a dog."
ALF
"You're 229 years old,"
ALF
"How do you know how i look when i sleep?"
ALF
"Getting one of your headaches, again."
ALF
"I've been doing a lot of it lately."
ALF
"The definition in my thigh muscles."
ALF
"Where people can see you?"
ALF
"Did you get your milk?"
ALF
"When did he put fish in the dryer?"
ALF
"Now i gotta get up early in the morning..."
ALF
"I don't want to take up any of your time."
ALF
"Hey, come on, what's that?"
ALF
"Nothing really out of--"
ALF
"No, i want to help."
ALF
"Better deal with alf."
ALF
"Out of this joke kit."
ALF
"A little surprise."
ALF
"And the surprise is..."
ALF
"You do?"
ALF
"Alf, calm down."
ALF
"I take it he's the alien?"
ALF
"Oh, yes, yes,"
ALF
"Willie, you become alf, and alf becomes willie."
ALF
"Okay, since we're at the dinner table,"
ALF
"We can start off by willie being alf."
ALF
"No food for you."
ALF
"I don't sound like that."
ALF
"It's much too spontaneous."
ALF
"It seems that--"
ALF
"Provided for me for..."
ALF
"Night, willie."
ALF
"No, david, you can't sleep over."
ALF
"Tell him the house is being painted."
ALF
"I told him that last time."
ALF
"The basement's flooded."
ALF
"Okay, bye."
ALF
"The basement's flooded?"
ALF
"Why didn't somebody tell me?"
ALF
"The basement's fine. David wanted to sleep over."
ALF
"Brian was telling him why he can't."
ALF
"Brian, you shouldn't lie."
ALF
"Hello, is the doctor in?"
ALF
"Unless, of course, the truth has..."
ALF
"An arrow through his head."
ALF
"Ha!"
ALF
"♪♪"
ALF
"I just want you to know how i feel about lying."
ALF
"Dad's always been against it."
ALF
"Even though there are situations..."
ALF
"When lying is not as wrong..."
ALF
"As it is in other situations,"
ALF
"I want you to know that lying is always wrong."
ALF
"You understand what i'm saying?"
ALF
"Do you?"
ALF
"I'm working at it."
ALF
"Hey, willie, look at this."
ALF
"It's a squirting flower."
ALF
"Am i working it right?"
ALF
"I think you got the basic idea."
ALF
"I sent away for a whole box..."
ALF
"Of this stuff."
ALF
"[ Doorbell ]"
ALF
"Oh, alf, you'd better go to the kitchen."
ALF
"But i didn't show you the fake vomit."
ALF
"Save that for dinner."
ALF
"Of course, where's my mind."
ALF
"Don't even think about it."
ALF
"Oh, hello, mrs. Ochmonek."
ALF
"You should answer the door more quickly."
ALF
"I was getting ready to leave."
ALF
"I'm so sorry."
ALF
"You're all wet."
ALF
"Is the basement flooded again?"
ALF
"Dad was squirted by a flower."
ALF
"Oh, trevor wanted to buy one of those things."
ALF
"I just put my foot down."
ALF
"Good for you."
ALF
"I locked myself out."
ALF
"Would it be all right if i stayed here..."
ALF
"Until trevor came home?"
ALF
"Well, uh, i don't know--"
ALF
"Can i ask you something?"
ALF
"Why is there always hair on your couch?"
ALF
"Well, we, uh,"
ALF
"Then he ran away."
ALF
"Years ago."
ALF
"Pssst! Pssst!"
ALF
"What was that?"
ALF
"Uh, that? Uh..."
ALF
"That must be the pipe acting up again."
ALF
"Oh, that pipe."
ALF
"That pipe, i think i'll go wrap it in tape."
ALF
"[ Blaaat! ]"
ALF
"One of the dog's old toys."
ALF
"What is it?"
ALF
"Ha! Ha!"
ALF
"You amaze me."
ALF
"And that's what you think is funny?"
ALF
"Can we talk about this some other time?"
ALF
"I have to make number 4."
ALF
"Oh, hey, willie. Come here."
ALF
"Yeah."
ALF
"Ha! Ha!"
ALF
"Oh, i kill me."
ALF
"Boop.Boop.Boop."
ALF
"Boop.Boop.Boop."
ALF
"Boop. Boop. Boop."
ALF
"Boop. Boop. Boop."
ALF
"Alf! Alf!"
ALF
"What are you doing?"
ALF
"Well, i was sleeping 'til you woke me up!"
ALF
"Since when do you sleep standing up?"
ALF
"Since i started sleeping..."
ALF
"With that box on my head."
ALF
"You look ridiculous."
ALF
"Well, not everyone sleeps like you,"
ALF
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