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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Cleveland Live! (S02E02)

"December 17, 1989."
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"America says hello"
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"January 12, 1997."
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"Knock-knock. Who's there?"
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"It's history again, as Family Guy premieres."
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"STEWIE Ay, caramba!"
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"Eric Hammel, a misogynistic, pot-head loner from Cincinnati,"
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"there's one left!"
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"Come find us!"
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"Cleveland Brown!"
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"♪ There's old friends and new friends and even a bear ♪"
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"Thank you!"
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"Party over here!"
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"Boys, I--"
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"Dad's place?!"
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"I bet he takes me to the outdoor mall,"
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"Now, that's funky."
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"so Donna and I can have the place to ourselves."
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"and I've planned a big romantic dinner,"
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"which could very well lead to slow dancing,"
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"If I were Bernie Mac, I'd be sittin' in a chair right now"
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"Hey, Roberta, are you staying at your deadbeat dad's, too?"
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"It's gonna happen one way or the other."
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"Because Ayatollah her to get lost!"
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"Donna is going to be so surp--"
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"AUDIENCE MEMBER: You're fat!"
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"Put a Brick Where It Was, and Then Tape It Back Up.""
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"It's okay, the Dumpster will break our fall."
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"Let's see, I'll sit here"
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"and I guess the most natural thing"
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"would be for Donna to sit next to me,"
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"You can come in now, Donna!"
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"You go, girl! WOMAN 2: Mm-hmm!"
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"Looks like I've got some catching up to do,"
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"These people don't mess around."
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"I'm gonna have to lay low here for a couple of days."
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"The paper anniversary."
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"You can't be my only male role model!"
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"Get your gun ready."
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"I used to live here."
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"STAGE MANAGER: And we're clear."
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"Okay, where's the guy who said I was fat?"
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"Sorry about that!"
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"(upbeat theme music play"
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"Donna, that man is a nuisance and a menace"
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"and he's putting our family in danger."
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"He has to go."
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"The only Robert I want to see around here is Julia Roberts."
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"Look, Cleveland, Robert's the father of my children,"
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"Aw, but I was going to do"
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"a makeup anniversary dinner tonight."
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"AUDIENCE MEMBER: Booo!"
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"Man, Cleveland, you skipped fun drunk and sad drunk"
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"and went straight to angry drunk."
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"if your wife's ex-husband was sleeping on your couch."
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"I just wish I could find somewhere else"
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"for Robert to go."
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"is more out of place than I would be"
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"It's, uh, not really a good time for us, you know."
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"I know I haven't talked to you since Donna's pregnancy scare,"
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"but I need to tell you a little something about my friend Tim,"
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"If you're going to be hiding out with us,"
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"What's wrong, you gettin' turned on?"
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"You can't handle it?"
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"Oh, please."
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"This is a smoke-free household."
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"Lady, you sure got a lot of rules."
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"Brisk."
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"That was an ad lib."
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"are finally having our anniversary dinner."
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"Nothing with boobs."
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"And nothing with elves."
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"This place is dark, romantic and smells like fondue."
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"I've been over at Tassie's for three days now."
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"How do you play tapes?"
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"Tim, what are you doing here?"
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"What?"
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"from Circuit City."
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"As much as $200 a year."
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"Since my debate story got cut."
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"Uh..."
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"I play 15, jackass."
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"All right, ha, seems like Roberta's not feeling well,"
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"I was in Hustle and Flow! You want to be in the upcoming movie,"
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"So, Roberta, you told me you have something to say?"
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"Yes."
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"But the last thing you and Mom needed was someone else"
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"already ruined it once."
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"Cleveland, can I talk to you for a moment?"
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"We've got to talk to Arianna."
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"Man, it's all my fault"
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"for bringing Robert into their lives."
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"It sounds like he and Arianna are getting freakier"
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"than the time I was a masseuse at the Playboy Mansion."
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"♪ ♪"
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"All right, which one of you ladies should I lotion up..."
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"Oh, it's cracked."
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"Donna, if you're looking for Robert, he's sleeping."
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"And he was in my endo."
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"Be that as it may, Arianna, you need to take Tim back."
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"shoot through every inch of your body!"
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"He never helped with the dishes, though."
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"Game, set and match."
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"Tim, if you want Arianna back, you have to fight for her."
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"Arianna wants somebody who's strong."
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"up the old wazoo!"
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"They tracked me here!"
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"You got to find a place for me to hide."
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"Wait, Bob."
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"Oh, no! It's all over!"
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"Wait a minute, who are you?"
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"I'm his parole officer, Julia Robertson."
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"I may look like a pretty woman, but I'm a steel magnolia."
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"Resolved, bitches!"
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"Oh, fluff me."
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"confidence and self-esteem."
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"Get off her."
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""Opportunity is not a privilege. Screw it, just let her talk."
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"I am the damn show!"
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"Uh, Cleveland, we've only got 60 seconds left."
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