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Clips from Key and Peele - Obama College Years (S02E02)

"All I got left is Mary, a cripple, and two blind chicks,"
Key and Peele
"Who--"
Key and Peele
"Actually, you know, they get requested a lot."
Key and Peele
"Don't ask me how that works."
Key and Peele
"Get outta here!"
Key and Peele
"I'm not going with you, Galileroy."
Key and Peele
"I'm staying here with Jesus, and I'm warning you,"
Key and Peele
"Jesus has, like, 12 followers."
Key and Peele
"- Tell him. - Oh, 12?"
Key and Peele
"Pssh. Okay, all right, so this Mother[bleep] a serious pimp."
Key and Peele
"No, my friend. You're confused."
Key and Peele
"It's 12 men."
Key and Peele
"Uh, what-- what, you a gay pimp?"
Key and Peele
"I'm not a pimp. I'm a carpenter."
Key and Peele
"Carpenter? (scoffs)"
Key and Peele
"Then why does your house look like [bleep]?"
Key and Peele
"I've been busy with non-carpentry work."
Key and Peele
"Okay, that's it. Bitch, pack your [bleep]."
Key and Peele
"Get in the caravan and make me some money."
Key and Peele
"No! And I don't have any stuff to pack."
Key and Peele
"Jesus says we don't need things."
Key and Peele
"- What the-- - Is this all about money?"
Key and Peele
"Hell, yeah, it's all about money, brotha."
Key and Peele
"I have a saying. It goes like this."
Key and Peele
"- Oh, you're gonna love this. - Shut up."
Key and Peele
"It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle"
Key and Peele
"than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
Key and Peele
"- Whew. - Oh, yeah?"
Key and Peele
"Well, I got a saying too."
Key and Peele
"It's eas-- You know, why don't you pass your own--"
Key and Peele
"pass your ass through the need--"
Key and Peele
"Man, [bleep] you, man. Come on!"
Key and Peele
"The girl stays."
Key and Peele
"- What? (grunts) - Oh!"
Key and Peele
"(heavenly music plays)"
Key and Peele
"♪"
Key and Peele
"Mother[bleep], I slap you,"
Key and Peele
"and you want me to hit you on the other cheek?"
Key and Peele
"That ain't gangsta."
Key and Peele
"This [bleep] is crazy."
Key and Peele
"You can have him. I'm done."
Key and Peele
"Wait, friend."
Key and Peele
"(opera music plays)"
Key and Peele
"So you know that there are no hard feelings,"
Key and Peele
"would you care to join us for dinner?"
Key and Peele
"What y'all havin'?"
Key and Peele
"(operatic singing) ♪"
Key and Peele
"And you're all going to Hell. Okay."
Key and Peele
"(laughter)"
Key and Peele
"Except for the Jews, who are already going to Hell."
Key and Peele
"Okay. (laughter)"
Key and Peele
"So, uh--"
Key and Peele
"You looked like the Jack of Hearts..."
Key and Peele
"(laughter)"
Key and Peele
"in that sketch."
Key and Peele
"I know, I have that wig at home. I have it at home."
Key and Peele
"Looked like Katt Williams had a finger-roll moustache."
Key and Peele
"Crazy."
Key and Peele
"(soul music)"
Key and Peele
"Um, so we, uh..."
Key and Peele
"- we find the South fascinating. - The South."
Key and Peele
"to say the le--"
Key and Peele
"The southern part of the United States of America."
Key and Peele
"And my favorite thing about going down to the South"
Key and Peele
"is that white people will come up to you, and just,"
Key and Peele
""I just want to talk to you. It's okay. We don't hate you.""
Key and Peele
"- Yes. Yeah. - "We don't hate you.""
Key and Peele
"That's my experience in the South."
Key and Peele
"White people go, "Hi, see this? See what I'm doing?""
Key and Peele
"- What is-- What is that? - It's fine. It didn't--"
Key and Peele
"See, and I didn't even think It was gonna rub-- I'm-- I'm fine."
Key and Peele
"- I'm sm-- I'm-- - I'm fine."
Key and Peele
"I'm smoking crack too. It's good. We're good."
Key and Peele
"I'm smoking crack."
Key and Peele
"Look, I've-- I've stolen your purse."
Key and Peele
"- It's okay. - It's all right."
Key and Peele
"I [bleep] your daughter. I [bleep] your daughter, so..."
Key and Peele
"I had sex with your black daughter. It's okay."
Key and Peele
"- I desire her... - All right."
Key and Peele
"as much as you desire--"
Key and Peele
"So let's laugh at some rednecks."
Key and Peele
"Okay, right on. That's right. Here we go."
Key and Peele
"Men, as we launch the counterattack"
Key and Peele
"against the Union army, we must remember"
Key and Peele
"that even though we may die"
Key and Peele
"a glorious death on the battlefield,"
Key and Peele
"we do so to preserve a way of life."
Key and Peele
"The southern way of life."
Key and Peele
"A way of life so pure and beautiful"
Key and Peele
"that no man nor government can take this away from us."
Key and Peele
"The right..."
Key and Peele
"The right to preserve."
Key and Peele
"our own so--"
Key and Peele
"to--"
Key and Peele
"We a-- Oh, [bleep]."
Key and Peele
"Well, hello there, Massa. Sorry we late."
Key and Peele
"Shore didn't mean to sneak up on ya, sir."
Key and Peele
"Look, fellas, we're trying to have"
Key and Peele
"a nice, little Civil War reenactment here."
Key and Peele
"We don't want any trouble."
Key and Peele
"So are we, sir."
Key and Peele
"We-- we-- we trying to have a real nice reenactment."
Key and Peele
"We certainly don't wanna cause any trouble either."
Key and Peele
"Do we, Sam?"
Key and Peele
"You always taught us"
Key and Peele
"trouble only comes to those who gone done lookin' for it."
Key and Peele
"So don't stop your speechin' on our account."
Key and Peele
"(giggles)"
Key and Peele
"As Jefferson Da-- Okay, I know what you're doing. I get it."
Key and Peele
"What we doin', sir?"
Key and Peele
"I don't know what you talkin' 'bout."
Key and Peele
"Do you know what he talkin' 'bout, Sam?"
Key and Peele
"Why, we just here to slave on about,"
Key and Peele
"any ole which way you want us to."
Key and Peele
"How many times do I have to tell people,"
Key and Peele
"just because we're dressed like Confederate soldiers"
Key and Peele
"doesn't mean we're pro slavery?"
Key and Peele
"We're just here to preserve"
Key and Peele
"the pure and beautiful slice of southern history."
Key and Peele
"Yeah, pure and beautiful... slice."
Key and Peele
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