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Clips from Key and Peele - Obama College Years (S02E02)

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Key and Peele
"(exciting music)"
Key and Peele
"(opera music)"
Key and Peele
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Key and Peele
"(soul music)"
Key and Peele
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Key and Peele
"(cheers and applause)"
Key and Peele
"All right!"
Key and Peele
"Yeah!"
Key and Peele
"Thank you."
Key and Peele
"Thank you so much for coming out."
Key and Peele
"I am Keegan-Michael Key."
Key and Peele
"- I am Jordan Peele. - And we are Key and Peele."
Key and Peele
"Thank you. (cheers and applause)"
Key and Peele
"We're just gonna get it out of the way and just say it."
Key and Peele
"So first thing's first. We-- We met the President."
Key and Peele
"So [bleep] you. So [bleep] you."
Key and Peele
"- We did. We met him! - We met the President."
Key and Peele
"And it was amazing,"
Key and Peele
"because he was cooler than I thought he was gonna be,"
Key and Peele
"He was taller than I thought he was gonna be,"
Key and Peele
"and he was more handsome than I thought he was gonna be."
Key and Peele
"- Yes. He was-- - It was everything, you know?"
Key and Peele
"- He was everything to me. - He was everything--"
Key and Peele
"- (laughter) - He was unbelievable."
Key and Peele
"It was like, I-I wouldn't have been happier"
Key and Peele
"if I had found my real father."
Key and Peele
"(laughter)"
Key and Peele
"Just beaming."
Key and Peele
"- Real-- - And the first thing--"
Key and Peele
"the first thing he said to us was he said-- he said,"
Key and Peele
""I know it's real hard for a brother on TV.""
Key and Peele
"It's real hard."
Key and Peele
"That was the first thing out of his mouth. It's true."
Key and Peele
"I guess he saw the Luther sketch."
Key and Peele
"You know, I don't know if you guys remember..."
Key and Peele
"the Obama, Luther sketches that we did."
Key and Peele
"His anger translator. (cheers and applause)"
Key and Peele
"That was awesome."
Key and Peele
"My [bleep]. That was my [bleep]."
Key and Peele
"He's keeping the secret service..."
Key and Peele
"- on their toes. - on their toes."
Key and Peele
"He goes to one of his aides, he goes,"
Key and Peele
""Can I get some water?" and goes, "Do we trust her?"
Key and Peele
""Do we trust..." (laughter)"
Key and Peele
"He says that to the secret security."
Key and Peele
"- Oh, my God. - She gives him her water."
Key and Peele
"My man goes like this. He goes, "All right, thank you."
Key and Peele
"I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.""
Key and Peele
"(laughter)"
Key and Peele
"He did that, yes. Very funny guy."
Key and Peele
"Very funny guy. (cheers and applause)"
Key and Peele
"But it was great, 'cause after the meeting,"
Key and Peele
"What did he say to us?"
Key and Peele
"He just gave us like-- He's on his way out,"
Key and Peele
"And my man said Like this..."
Key and Peele
""By the way,"
Key and Peele
"don't let me do anything too crazy.""
Key and Peele
"(laughter, applause)"
Key and Peele
"(as Obama) All right."
Key and Peele
"Everybody focus up. Look."
Key and Peele
"This party tonight could be a model"
Key and Peele
"for the way that the world should work."
Key and Peele
"and I just want to say..."
Key and Peele
"I'm totally stoked to the max about it."
Key and Peele
"All right? You guys feeling good?"
Key and Peele
"Oh, Dennis, what, are you shooting video?"
Key and Peele
"Yeah, man."
Key and Peele
"All right, well, Be careful with that."
Key and Peele
"I might run for office someday."
Key and Peele
"(laughter)"
Key and Peele
"Now, trust me, I think that this party can be"
Key and Peele
"the most inspirational party this campus has ever seen."
Key and Peele
"Is that coming to me?"
Key and Peele
"Let me just grab that."
Key and Peele
"That's some righteous bud."
Key and Peele
"Some righteous bud we got going on there."
Key and Peele
"We need some bodacious jock babes coming in."
Key and Peele
"We need some hot-ass punk rock babes."
Key and Peele
"I-I-I don't care where they come from."
Key and Peele
"The most important thing-- it's imperative"
Key and Peele
"that we have a diversity in the, uh..."
Key and Peele
"pussy department."
Key and Peele
"Intercepted."
Key and Peele
"Don't sleep on Barry O."
Key and Peele
"Don't ever sleep on Barry O."
Key and Peele
"Whoo!"
Key and Peele
"That is some major doobage."
Key and Peele
"(opera music)"
Key and Peele
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Key and Peele
"Come now, Mary Magdalene."
Key and Peele
"Stand and be forgiven for your sins."
Key and Peele
"But, Jesus, how can I be forgiven?"
Key and Peele
"I'm a prostitute."
Key and Peele
"No, child."
Key and Peele
"You were a prostitute."
Key and Peele
"That life is behind you now."
Key and Peele
"Mary Magdalene! Where you at, bitch?"
Key and Peele
"Oh, no, Jesus."
Key and Peele
"I think it's my pimp. I think he found me."
Key and Peele
"There you are!"
Key and Peele
"Man, took me forever to find yo ass!"
Key and Peele
"I been lookin' all over for you!"
Key and Peele
"You know how many bitches named Mary there are up in here?"
Key and Peele
"Now get your ass in that caravan!"
Key and Peele
"No!"
Key and Peele
"No, I'm not going with you, Galileroy."
Key and Peele
"I'm gonna stay here with Jesus."
Key and Peele
"What the flip is this?"
Key and Peele
"You washing this [bleep] feet?"
Key and Peele
"- Maybe. - Well, I taught you that!"
Key and Peele
"I rescued you from that fishing village,"
Key and Peele
"I cleaned you up and got you out to work,"
Key and Peele
"and now this is how you repay me?"
Key and Peele
"You go out and get yourself another pimp?"
Key and Peele
"Hell, no, brotha, she's mine."
Key and Peele
"I don't think you understand."
Key and Peele
"She's not going with you."
Key and Peele
"Well, I can't afford to lose her."
Key and Peele
"I already lost three bitches to leprosy, all right?"
Key and Peele
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