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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Town Hall (S03E03)

"Ugh."
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"let's try to avoid anything controversial, okay?"
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"I'm sorry, isn't the whole point"
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"of a town hall that you can ask anything?"
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"Oh, no, Jonah, are you upset because they told you"
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"it was one thing then yanked the rug out from under you?"
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"I mean all of our stores across the globe."
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"I bet it's something like"
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"blowing up a cow with a bazooka,"
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"I'm... going to..."
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"You know, who knows?"
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"7.594 billion people."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, right, 'cause you know me so well."
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"Same thing."
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"are Cloud 9 employees and the customers that happen to be there."
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"And even if there's, like,"
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"how many stores are there world-wide?"
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"Right, so that's like only 180,000 people."
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"Repeated absences, bad attitude, insubordination."
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"I'm not in charge of who you talk to."
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"Revenge porn on the Internet?"
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"Then he'd be all alone."
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"So, what you're saying is Myrtle is now out there"
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"It's the mindset. Anything is justified"
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"Hi! Are you Alejandro?"
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"I think Henry's older, actually."
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"It goes Henry, Dale, Brett, Todd."
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"Dude, Todd's like 40."
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"Okay, so we're going to sneak Jeff into that meeting."
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"Bam, there's our proof."
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"Yeah, it's totally safe. They've done studies."
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"while you drive the forklift into the store."
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"How are you possibly going to chat up a guard?"
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"Hey, Laurie."
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"but then it got really female heavy in..."
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"People always ask, how do I get enough protein?"
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"I'm nuts about beans and I'm beans about nuts."
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"doesn't mean anything, but it sounds like something."
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"It's more of a rhythm thing, you know?"
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"Just 'cause you were golfing with another woman."
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"of a thing going on between the two of you."
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"Anyway, if you're single, my veterinarian"
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"there is that."
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"There's so many different options, it's just like..."
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"But we haven't really quite established"
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"whether or not you are a lesbian,"
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"You can jump right in. The water's warm."
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"just came out, so that's another option."
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"Just, back of mind."
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"I mean, they can make milk out of"
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"Then the grains, rice milk, quinoa milk."
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"I mean how do you get milk out of quinoa?"
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"I have no idea about the process, but it exists."
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"Ooh, we should disguise Jeff as Lana Del Rey."
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"to transmit into their signal."
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"Did someone ask you to do that?"
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"That's probably not it."
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"It's just that there's another Glenn"
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"- He knows his people. - He's great."
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"Ooh..."
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"Hey, okay, they haven't found the e-mail yet."
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"Um, okay."
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"Could have happened to anyone. This time it was you."
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"Wait, she Postmated ramen this morning?"
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"I am the founder and CEO"
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"No, it's already started. I can't let anyone through."
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"Well, you'd have to walk past the cameras"
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"a way to like teleport there,"
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"I'm sorry, are you asking me"
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"The tunnel."
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"- We got to go. - Oh."
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"in St. Louis,"
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"I'm just telling Garrett we're hurrying."
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"Well, don't text it. Just do the hurrying."
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"There's no time! Just don't touch your face."
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"My question was about self-checkouts,"
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"and I just remembered you already answered it earlier."
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"So I'm going to yield my time. Thank you."
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"Well, this has been great."
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"Hold on!"
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"to see all this excitement from our employees..."
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"I worked with you for 12 years."
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"At the counter, I got your latte"
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"named Myrtle Vartanian."
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"- No, Jeff, no, no, no, no. - Yep."
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"Jeff or Neil?"
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"- Hmm. - Yeah."
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"Uh, why don't we just start over?"
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"A lot."
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"Oh, right, that's awesome."
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"I've got three rules."
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"Don't date co-workers,"
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"don't move in with co-workers you date,"
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"and don't dump co-workers you live with and date."
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"Can I move back in with you?"
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"So, Neil Penderson, that's our CEO,"
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"will speak first, followed by Glenn,"
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"and then Neil will take a few more questions."
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"Let's try and remember this event is going to be"
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"live-streamed, so..."
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"Laurie, by live-stream"
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"do you mean in the conventional sense,"
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"like running water or..."
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"No, I mean you're going to be filmed"
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"and then broadcast live to all of our stores."
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"Oh!"
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"Ohhhh."
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"When you say all of the stores,"
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"do you mean all the stores in the St. Louis area..."
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"So, Earth."
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"That's fun."
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"Ooh, I'm going to ask what's the craziest"
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"Oh, that dude's definitely played the most dangerous game."
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"add that area to this list."
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"Uh, why can't we talk about Myrtle?"
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"Uh, because we had to fire Myrtle."
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"So we don't need people asking those kinds of questions."
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"What kind of questions?"
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"We're not hiding anything, so I really couldn't guess."
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