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Clips from New Girl - Re-launch (S02E02)

"You know, in student health services, they still call that Schmidting the bed."
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"What the hell is this? Come on."
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"You know I don't make girly drinks anymore:"
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"- I didn't buy that stuff. - If you didn't, then who did?"
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"- What's my name? ALL: Casey!"
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"Yes. My penis is working."
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"[KMC'S "EVERYBODY JUMP" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"CECE: Hey. - Hey."
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"- Hey. - Cece."
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"I had to check out the new-and-improved Schmidt."
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"- I've been hearing so much about it. - I'm really glad that you came."
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"- Look, I wanted to tell you... - Schmidt, I want you to meet Robby..."
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"...my, uh, boyfriend. - Your what?"
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"CECE: There he his."
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"The one shaped like the Liberty Bell?"
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"It's a great party. Thank you for inviting us."
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"- Flip it, man. Flip it. - I'm flipping it."
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"Did you guys see Cece's new boyfriend? The commoner."
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"- Wow. Schmidty, you really lowered Cece's bar. - There's gotta be an explanation for this."
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"And here comes the weirdness."
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"Not weird, just a guy who really wants a drink."
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"Mm, mm."
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"Mm-mm!"
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"- It's like an explosion of fruit! - There it is."
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"Look at me being so naughty."
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"[WINSTON GIGGLES]"
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"So naughty."
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"- Welcome to the party. - Thank you."
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"This is a very impressive party. There's speakers everywhere."
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"There's one over there. I saw two on the back wall."
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"- Oh, yeah, there's a lot of speakers. - Lots of speakers."
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"So, what's your deal? I mean, do you vacation in Europe ever?"
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"No, you know, I've never left California in my life."
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"Are you in a band?"
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"I don't like music. What's up with me, you know?"
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"- You work for Goldman then. - For who?"
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"This feels good. I'm gonna go."
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"Congratulations on your penis, man."
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"What's your name?"
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"I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Oh."
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"Look at my butt. Look at my butt. Stupid jerks."
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"- Hey, Jess. - Nick, I'm fine."
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"I don't need you to be nice to me right now."
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"- Okay. You want me to be mean? - Yes."
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"This is the easiest job in the whole world."
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"The only thing easier than this is passing out cigarettes to prisoners."
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"And what if I wanted to take a body shot off you?"
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"Oh, yeah, I can't, because you're wearing a turn-of-the-century bathing costume."
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"So stop feeling sorry for yourself, kid, and get up on that bar..."
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"...and shake that piece of plywood that you call an ass."
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"- That's too far! That is too far! - Yeah, I agree."
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"- You got a great ass. - That is too far."
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"This is so fun."
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"Sexy girl All around the world"
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"No hat. No hat."
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"Sexy girl All around the world"
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"Just shake your hips And put that ass to work"
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"Sexy girl All around the world"
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"Yeah!"
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"[CROWD CHEERING]"
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"Sexy girl All around the world"
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"Just shake your hips And put your ass to work"
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"You know, this Robby's got nothing on me:"
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"Seriously, let it go."
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"I just need to remind her how amazing I am."
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"Luckily, I've got something up my sleeve."
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"ALL [CHANTING]: Shot girl, shot girl, shot girl!"
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"[ALL CHEERING]"
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"Whoo! Shot girl."
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"[ALL CHEERING]"
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"I'm shot girl."
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"Um..."
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"Hey, Jess. Jess, where are you going?"
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"What am I doing, Nick? I'm a teacher, not a shot girl."
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"[MUSIC STOPS]"
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"Fire."
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"The most dangerous element of all of the elements."
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"Now I'm doing this."
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"Now I'm doing this. Sure. And now I'm not sure what I'm doing."
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"I'm not actually quite sure how to stop this. Um..."
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"This is definitely real fire. I'm very apologetic. I think everyone should leave."
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"Thank you very much for coming. There's party favors at the door."
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"I'd like to thank my urologist for coming."
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"[ALL GASP]"
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"SCHMIDT: Oh! Wait, no, no, no, everybody, look..."
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"...I'm okay. I got it under control."
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"Cece, watch this one."
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"Hey, look, Cece. Fire."
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"[JESSIE WARE'S "WILDEST MOMENTS" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"You and I, bloodline"
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"[SCHMIDT CLEARS THROAT]"
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"- Where's Robby? - Pulling the car around."
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"You really scared him."
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"Why haven't you called me back in two months?"
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"You broke up with me."
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"I don't see you until you show up here tonight with a boyfriend."
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"And please, please tell me he's on some sort of medication..."
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"...that's making him bloated."
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"Come on, okay, you and I both know we never would have worked."
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"We are far too alike."
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"Both so beautiful."
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"You're going to be fine, you know that, right?"
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"Hey, uh, Cece."
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"I got to know. Why him?"
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"I mean, what is his brand?"
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"- He's just a good guy. - And I'm..."
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"- Too dangerous? - Yeah, that's it."
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"- I'll see you around, Schmidt. - Yeah."
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"Fun fact: There's a reason why guys nicknamed me Tee Ball."
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"When they step up to the plate, they never strike out."
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"Honey, what happened to you in your life that made you like this?"
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"I graduated from MIT and then got into a horrible accident where I lost half my brain."
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"There it is."
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"- Came back to say goodbye. - I figured that."
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"[JESS SIGHS, THEN SNIFFLES]"
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"I was kidding myself."
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"I love teaching."
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"It's who I am."
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"What if I can't do anything else?"
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"Jess, come on, I can't do anything and look at me."
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